SPISPOPD?
Mike Pollmann
Doom even hoped to. Jeeez. It was funny for a little while, but umm.. a FAQ,
Review, Hints, and Help? Lets get back to discussion games that are >REAL.<
<Hop off soapbox>
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Seth Cohn
>All of you Anti-DOOM, Pro-Bullshit-Game people are wasting more Bandwidth than
>Doom even hoped to. Jeeez. It was funny for a little while, but umm.. a FAQ,
>Review, Hints, and Help? Lets get back to discussion games that are >REAL.<
Well, first off, We aren't Pro BS... that game isn't so hot, especially in
light of what SPISPOPD is gonna look like. BS (Blake Something, I think)
is ok, but Doom is better, and SPISPOPD to quote someone "IS the Game!"
Faq to be put out soon, still taking questions and answers.
Review? It's still a Beta, but a press release copy will be out soon, since
the magazines all have long lead times.
Hints and Help: Well, gotta HAVE Hints and Cheats!
SPISPOPD: It's REAL, It's Hot, It's REAL HOT! It's WAY Cool!
> <Hop off soapbox>
<Hop off soapbox,
Pick up chainsaw,
Chop soapbox in half,
and then attack pumpkins!>
SSSS PPPP IIII SSSS PPPP OOOO PPPP DDD | Official SPISPOPD FAQ Author
S P P II S P P O O P P D D | Seth Cohn
SSSS PPPP II SSSS PPPP O O PPPP D D | se...@alchemy.tn.cornell.edu
S P II S P O O P D D | FAQ 1.0 coming soon! SPISPOPD Feb 29!
SSSS P IIII SSSS P OOOO P DDD | Easter Ernie May 94! WAY Cool!
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Mats A Knip
It was perhaps funny for a while. A *very* short while. But it's
not anymore. Jeesus, I can't believe the immature sense of humor
you guys have got. What's so bloody funny about it? It's been
done many, many time before, and it's always funny for a couple
of posts, but when each and every nerd around the world wants to
participate with his lamer-than-the-rest comment and half of the
newsgroup get messed up with irrelevant shit it's really time
to stop. Get a fucking mailing list or something, but stop wasting
bandwidth!
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Seth Cohn
>
>It was perhaps funny for a while. A *very* short while. But it's
>not anymore. Jeesus, I can't believe the immature sense of humor
>you guys have got. What's so bloody funny about it? It's been
>done many, many time before, and it's always funny for a couple
>of posts, but when each and every nerd around the world wants to
>participate with his lamer-than-the-rest comment and half of the
>newsgroup get messed up with irrelevant shit it's really time
>to stop. Get a fucking mailing list or something, but stop wasting
>bandwidth!
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You're just jealous because you don't have the beta of SPISPOPD.
It's WAY cool!
Latest Rumor I heard: Level 38 - The Borg!
Seth
Joseph Dixon
>Doom even hoped to. Jeeez. It was funny for a little while, but umm.. a FAQ,
>Review, Hints, and Help? Lets get back to discussion games that are >REAL.<
>
> <Hop off soapbox>
>: Mike Pollmann : "Gripping the wheel his knuckles went white :
I'm sorry if this comes as a flame, but are you new here? Uh, I've seen
THOUSANDS of posts about DOOM funnel through this group in the last few months.
I believe bandwith has a LITTLE something to do with how much data is being
transfered (i.e. 5000 posts of DOOM as compared to 30 posts of SPISPOPD).
I agree, its getting a little silly. But it will die down eventually. And
remember, until December 10 SPISPOPD is just as REAL as DOOM or any other
unreleased game. So let 'em have their fun. If you don't want to read the
stuff, just set up a kill file.
I'm not trying to flame you or the others that are against SPISPOPD. But
SPISPOPD never hurt anyone.
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David Reeve Sward
stop all this SP.. by Robert J. Greanias@uxa.c
> FIRE UP THOSE FLAMETHROWERS! I'VE GOT UNIX CORE READY AND WAITING!
Ha. You do that and you'll lose your account faster than you can pick
your nose. :)
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Robert J. Greanias
>It was perhaps funny for a while. A *very* short while. But it's
>not anymore. Jeesus, I can't believe the immature sense of humor
>you guys have got. What's so bloody funny about it? It's been
>done many, many time before, and it's always funny for a couple
>of posts, but when each and every nerd around the world wants to
>participate with his lamer-than-the-rest comment and half of the
>newsgroup get messed up with irrelevant shit it's really time
>to stop. Get a fucking mailing list or something, but stop wasting
>bandwidth!
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> * E-Mail: mk...@niksula.cs.hut.fi *
> * Helsinki University of Technology / department of Computer Science *
Gee...don't talk about DOOM that way...or do you meann SPISPOPD? It's
tough to tell the difference between the pointlessness of EITHER posts,
and at least folks ENJOY reading the latter.
BTW - wasting bandwidth? I always get fed up with folks when they tell
one to stop wasting bandwidth. I'd truly love to see someone whos T1 (or
even 56K line) is overloaded due to the MASSIVE amounts of posting on
ANY subject. And if it REALLY is causing you trouble in digesting your
twinkees, there's a SIMPLE solution : killfile SPISPOPD...and to
paraphrase your ever so eloquent statement above...I can't believe the
*lack* of sense of humor you guys have got.
Cheng-Jih Chen
In article <2dobj9$n...@csc.mc.edu>, Joseph Dixon <di...@csc.mc.edu> wrote:
>
>I'm not trying to flame you or the others that are against SPISPOPD. But
>SPISPOPD never hurt anyone.
NIAGARA FALLS, NY - Dec. 1 (UPI): A dozen tourists were injured today
when crazed teenagers attacked their sightseeing boat with chainsaws.
Witnesses reported the youths were chanting, "Get the pumpkins! Get
the pumpkins!" This is an apparent reference to the bright orange
raincoats the victims were wearing as the ship, Queen of Mists 7,
brought them near the Falls.
Psychologists have linked this act of violence with a new virtual
reality computer game, SPISPOPD. Players become Space Marines in the
game, trapped in a pumpkin patch filled with mutant vegetables.
Attorney General Janet Reno has issued a stern warning to the game's
manufacturing, ID software, that SPISPOPD may lead to violence.
Commander Spock
>From: di...@csc.mc.edu (Joseph Dixon)
>Subject: Re: SPISPOPD?
>Date: 3 Dec 1993 15:37:45 -0600
>In article <009766F9...@vms.csd.mu.edu> 3ke6po...@vms.csd.mu.edu writes:
>>All of you Anti-DOOM, Pro-Bullshit-Game people are wasting more Bandwidth than
>>Doom even hoped to. Jeeez. It was funny for a little while, but umm.. a FAQ,
>>Review, Hints, and Help? Lets get back to discussion games that are >REAL.<
>>
>> <Hop off soapbox>
>>: Mike Pollmann : "Gripping the wheel his knuckles went white :
><rest of .sig deleted>
>I'm sorry if this comes as a flame, but are you new here? Uh, I've seen
>THOUSANDS of posts about DOOM funnel through this group in the last few months.
>I believe bandwith has a LITTLE something to do with how much data is being
>transfered (i.e. 5000 posts of DOOM as compared to 30 posts of SPISPOPD).
>I agree, its getting a little silly. But it will die down eventually. And
>remember, until December 10 SPISPOPD is just as REAL as DOOM or any other
>unreleased game. So let 'em have their fun. If you don't want to read the
>stuff, just set up a kill file.
>I'm not trying to flame you or the others that are against SPISPOPD. But
>SPISPOPD never hurt anyone.
At least, not if you don't opt for the Real-Life(tm) traumatic feedback device
which will be bundled with the Deluxe editions...
- Rich
Charles J. Guest
=>
=>NIAGARA FALLS, NY - Dec. 1 (UPI): A dozen tourists were injured today
=>when crazed teenagers attacked their sightseeing boat with chainsaws.
=>Witnesses reported the youths were chanting, "Get the pumpkins! Get
=>the pumpkins!" This is an apparent reference to the bright orange
=>raincoats the victims were wearing as the ship, Queen of Mists 7,
=>brought them near the Falls.
=>
=>Psychologists have linked this act of violence with a new virtual
=>reality computer game, SPISPOPD. Players become Space Marines in the
=>game, trapped in a pumpkin patch filled with mutant vegetables.
=>Attorney General Janet Reno has issued a stern warning to the game's
=>manufacturing, ID software, that SPISPOPD may lead to violence.
WASHINGTON D.C., USA - Dec 2(UPI): In a related story, Today, the
Klinton Administration issed a statement signed by Janet Reno and the
president's husband Will. The statement affirms that Chainsaws are
deadly weapons 'capable of mass murder, wonton destruction, and untold
suffering'. In a speech given before a joint sessin of congress Willie
suggested that 'This country Needs chainsaw control, there are no
legitimate sporting uses for a chainsaw and those that own them know
this fact'. Janet Reno also addressed the congress. "Chainsaws have
become the weapon of choice amongst youth gangs in our inner citys and
near waterfalls and pumpkin patches. These deadly devices are no longer
appropriate in a society such as ours and should be banned if possible.
However due to political presures we have decided to back Mr Kenedy's
bill which will impose a 30 day waiting period on all chainsaw
purchases, a liscensing procedure including a safety and accuracy test,
and fingerprinting of all chainsaw owners.' Ms Reno further stated that
Games and publications about SPISPOPD need to be made illegal. In this
unprecedented move which some have dubbed censorship, the Klinton
administration has made it clear that any 'look alike' SPISPOPD material
will also be included in the ban. The unlucky people and pumpkins which
were in the boat that began all of this will be laid to rest Sunday in a
service near Niagra Tennessee according to administration sources.
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Daniel Lundh
> I'm not trying to flame you or the others that are against SPISPOPD. But
> SPISPOPD never hurt anyone.
Oh yeah? I hurt myself when my monitor backfired after I strapped it to my head
for playing the beta.
I'm suing.
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dkrowlan
>kn...@snakemail.hut.fi (Mats A Knip) writes:
>
>
>>It was perhaps funny for a while. A *very* short while. But it's
[...yawn...]
>*lack* of sense of humor you guys have got.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
yeah!!
tell someone who cares..
Papp Denis Richard
>BTW - wasting bandwidth? I always get fed up with folks when they tell
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Oh well, its better than MAKE.MONEY.FAST :)
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John W. Cummings
>Psychologists have linked this act of violence with a new virtual
>reality computer game, SPISPOPD. Players become Space Marines in the
>game, trapped in a pumpkin patch filled with mutant vegetables.
>Attorney General Janet Reno has issued a stern warning to the game's
>manufacturing, ID software, that SPISPOPD may lead to violence.
^^^^^^^^^^^
EGO EGO EGO!
=]
Don Perlando
>
> It was perhaps funny for a while. A *very* short while. But it's
> not anymore. Jeesus, I can't believe the immature sense of humor
> you guys have got. What's so bloody funny about it? It's been
> done many, many time before, and it's always funny for a couple
> of posts, but when each and every nerd around the world wants to
> participate with his lamer-than-the-rest comment and half of the
> newsgroup get messed up with irrelevant shit it's really time
> to stop. Get a fucking mailing list or something, but stop wasting
> bandwidth!
SPISPOPD is a _real_ game. Wait a month and see the screen shots, then
decide whether I'm still telling the truth. The joke's on you pal.
Don Perlando, Chief Software Engineer and Belgian Waffle Chef
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Versions coming for Commodore Vic-20, SGI, Apple Lisa,
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Jay=Prince%En...@bangate.compaq.com
>All of you Anti-DOOM, Pro-Bullshit-Game people are wasting more Bandwidth than
>Doom even hoped to. Jeeez. It was funny for a little while, but umm.. a FAQ,
>Review, Hints, and Help? Lets get back to discussion games that are >REAL.<
That is EXACTLY the point! DOOM is NOT a real game. When it's released, then
it will be real and worthy of discussion.
Jacob C Kesinger
Minh Ngoc Truong
>Doom even hoped to. Jeeez. It was funny for a little while, but umm.. a FAQ,
>Review, Hints, and Help? Lets get back to discussion games that are >REAL.<
>
Can't man, he he, like man, I'm hooked man, he he...
Forget DOOM, I've played the both alphas, and DOOM's nothing compare to
SPISPOPD. Anyone interested, email me, I'll send you a copy, but make sure
you don't pass it on.
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Jason O'Rourke
Sgt.Baker is my name <dam...@harp.aix.calpoly.edu> wrote:
>section 1 of uuencode 5.25 of file smash.zip by R.E.M.
>
>begin 644 smash.zip
Well, ok, if this program is in fact another fucking trojan horse, here
is the guy you want to deal with. I won't since I haven't got the thing,
nor do I plan to get it. Torch his account.
Jason O'Rourke
Teemu Lahteenmaki
: In article <1993Dec09.0...@zeus.aix.calpoly.edu>,
No ! It's not trojan. It is real playable game, no joke. Tough, this
cannot be the real SPISPOPD, as SPISPOPD should be THE BEST GAME EVER
WRITTEN, and this clearly isn't.
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: It's WAY cool!
: Seth
The BORG was weak, I just used the Gatling Missile Launcher that I found
on level 22(I think) and blew its ass away!
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Daniel Lundh
> : Well, ok, if this program is in fact another fucking trojan horse, here
> : is the guy you want to deal with. I won't since I haven't got the thing,
> : nor do I plan to get it. Torch his account.
>
> No ! It's not trojan. It is real playable game, no joke. Tough, this
> cannot be the real SPISPOPD, as SPISPOPD should be THE BEST GAME EVER
> WRITTEN, and this clearly isn't.
You should have seen the alpha!
If you thought DOOM dropped a lot of features THIS tops it!
The alpha is the coolest game ever made. Really.
Daniel Lundh
Why?
It's not a trojan it's a rather bad game but you can't prosecute people for
that.
The samples are cool...
Big Wilber
> All of you Anti-DOOM, Pro-Bullshit-Game people are wasting more Bandwidth than
> Doom even hoped to. Jeeez. It was funny for a little while, but umm.. a FAQ,
> Review, Hints, and Help? Lets get back to discussion games that are >REAL.<
>
that's just the point. doom isn't real yet. and wont be till the day its
released.
so therefore until it is released, doom is just as unreal as the other game.
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> S P P II S P P O O P P D D | Seth Cohn
> SSSS PPPP II SSSS PPPP O O PPPP D D | se...@alchemy.tn.cornell.edu
> S P II S P O O P D D | FAQ 1.0 coming soon! SPISPOPD Feb 29!
> SSSS P IIII SSSS P OOOO P DDD | Easter Ernie May 94! WAY Cool!
Easter Ernie? is this by the same people doing Forth of July Frank, Labor day
Larry, Memorial day Markus and Presidents day Pete?
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