Right now I'm pretending to be Grammar Nazi Man, and I am about to kill your
English teacher with a Type 7 Particle Weapon.
Tony.
He's back :D
You're definitely a mutant, but I'm not certain its a good kind.
Oh $%#@&!
Now every time I see an automatic door open I'm going to imagine
Butterpants standing on the other side, pretending he's Magneto.
This is not good.
Having just replayed D3 Resurrection of Evil, I've decided I want to
be a zombie. That's the life* for me. You stand in a closet of days or
weeks until the unlikely event that some unlucky marine comes your
way, then you stumble slowly toward him moaning pathetically until he
blows your head off with a shotgun. What's not to like about that?
Better living through zombification!
(*okay, unlife)
Oh man I had these dreams about zombies last night. It was the only
dream that ever scared me even when I half knew it was a dream.
Butter, you are getting violent. Beating dorks while you have claws will
always guarentee you'll rip their guts open (intentionally or
intentionally-accidentally), then you will have to see tons of blood
spilling on floor, and their intestines , spleens, stomach, liver and bile
spilling all over the floor. That's disgusting and engrossing. Your parents
should stop you from playing PC games (Espacially GTA:SA + Hot Coffee)! You
should consult Jack Thompson, forget Dr. Fill, Fill can't help you anymore
> fun of me. when i go to doors that open by them self i pretend im
> magneto and use my power to open door. do you guys like to pretend you
Geez, Butter, you know we know you ARE already pretending to be some one
else.
> someone else? i do! i used to want to be like spiderman and dr
No, not a good idea! If you are Spiderman, one swing and you can turn the
Empire State Building to that slanting tower in Italy.
> oktopuss.
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