Yay, this post has purpose! Since so many of you admit you AREN'T
regularly checking Epic Games, I might as well keep up the habit of
letting you all know what the next freebie is. My life has meaning
again! ;-)
Today on Epic, let us present:
LOOP HERO
https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/p/loop-hero
Look, I'm sure this is a great game. It checks all the requisite
tick-boxes to become a critic's favorite. It's an Indie title. It has
retro graphics. It's a rogue-lite game. You place cards/tiles to
progress. There's a time-travel mechanic. You know, all the classics.
But I don't care. This isn't a game I can get excited about. None of
the above features are anything I enjoy (or, at least, that I see as
major advantages). I like my visual spectacles. I'm bored by
rogue-likes. And waaaay too many games use time-travel, especially
when it is used to toss the player into repetitive time loops.
I took the game, of course. It's free. But that doesn't mean I'm going
to play it.
Anyway, here's what Epic says about the game:
"The Lich has thrown the world into a timeless loop and
plunged its inhabitants into never ending chaos. Wield an expanding
deck of mystical cards to place enemies, buildings, and terrain along
each unique expedition loop for the brave hero. Recover and equip
powerful loot for each class of hero for their battles and expand the
survivors' camp to reinforce each adventure through the loop. Unlock
new classes, new cards, and devious guardians on your quest to shatter
the endless cycle of despair.
"Select from unlockable character classes and deck cards
before setting out on each expedition along a randomly generated loop
path. No expedition is ever the same as the ones before it.
Strategically place building, terrain, and enemy cards along each loop
to create your own dangerous path. Find balance between the cards to
increase your chances of survival while recovering valuable loot and
resources for
"Strike down menacing creatures, recover stronger loot to
equip on the fly and unlock new perks along the way. Turn hard-earned
resources into campsite upgrades and gain valuable reinforcements with
each completed loop along the expedition path. Overcome a series of
unholy guardian bosses over a grand saga to save the world and break
the time loop of the Lich!"
If that sounds enjoyable to you, it's free for the next 24 hours or
so. Grab it before it's gone. Or don't.