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JAL / Nostalgia

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Dec 24, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/24/97
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Vincent Lau <961...@mail.uva.nl> schreef in artikel
<34a1b19d...@news.xs4all.nl>...
> Since every post in this newsgroup has to be in some weird language
> that most of us don't understand, I thought I might help to better
> understand each-other, and to make this world a better place.

Hey, that seems like a worthy goal to me. Now, considering most weird
languages
spoken here are Dutch, a small course in Dutch, for everyone's enjoyment.

Q: (1) Vuile klootzak, weet je dat je een ranzige bokhommel bent?
A: (2) Sterf, achterlijke randdebiel, en steek je leuter in een schurftige
straathond!

(1) Filthy asshole, do you know you are a disguisting piece of shit?
(2) Die, you backward moron, and put your dick in a scrubby streatdog!

I hope this helps too. You never know.


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HarleQuiN/SuccesS

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Dec 24, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/24/97
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> (1) Son of a bitch, do you know you are a piece of shit?
> (2) Die, piece of shit, and go suck dicks on a plane!
>
eehrm, ofcourse, it's needless to say you get a FAT ASS for this, dark.

so there ya go!
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HarleQuiN/SuccesS

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Dec 24, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/24/97
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JAL / Nostalgia wrote:
> Q: (1) Vuile klootzak, weet je dat je een ranzige bokhommel bent?
> A: (2) Sterf, achterlijke randdebiel, en steek je leuter in een schurftige
> straathond!
>
JAHAAHAAAA! een DIKKE KONT TROFFEE voor Japanese Air Lines.

and for you who can't understand this, FUCK YOU!


ofzo...

Vincent Lau

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Dec 25, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/25/97
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Since every post in this newsgroup has to be in some weird language
that most of us don't understand, I thought I might help to better
understand each-other, and to make this world a better place.
Now repeat after me:

Q:(1) Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda?
A:(2) Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai a sucare cazzi su un aereo!

(1) Son of a bitch, do you know you are a piece of shit?
(2) Die, piece of shit, and go suck dicks on a plane!

I hope this helps... See you next time..

Dark/ MetaBolic^Breaktrough

/\ Bla bla blablabla, bladiblabla! Bla bla bla..
\/ Blabla bla? Bla. Bla? Blablabladidibla!
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Alessandro Gatti

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Dec 25, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/25/97
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Hi All, hope you are having a nice day

25-Dec-97 02:11:05, Vincent Lau wrote to All
Subject: Se habla Italiano

[Italian fun]
VL> I hope this helps... See you next time..

Sure... it helped a lot... :)

Why don't you try these:

A] Brutta testa di cazzo, vai a prenderlo in culo da quella troia di
tua madre.
B] Stronzo, vai a fare compagnia a tua madre che va a spompinare
gratis comitive di camionisti allupati

Translate them yourself (left 'em as an exercise) :)

Btw, I'm Italian :)

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Phil Smith

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Dec 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/29/97
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Alessandro Gatti wrote in message <0000...@station.egate.net>...
: Why don't you try these:

:
: A] Brutta testa di cazzo, vai a prenderlo in culo da quella troia di
: tua madre.
: B] Stronzo, vai a fare compagnia a tua madre che va a spompinare
: gratis comitive di camionisti allupati
:
.. Or add this to your German vocabulary

A] Fich Dich...
B] .. und dinner mutter!

-Phil Smith Aka Game Master [ASMiNC]


JAL / Nostalgia

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Dec 31, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/31/97
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Eeerr... I'm no expert on German, but I'm pretty sure this is not
correct. You could try "Arschloch" or "Schweinhund" though... Always
keeps them happy.


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Christian Asche

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Jan 5, 1998, 3:00:00 AM1/5/98
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JAL / Nostalgia schrieb:

>
> Phil Smith wrote:
> >
> > Alessandro Gatti wrote in message <0000...@station.egate.net>...
> > : Why don't you try these:
> > :
> > : A] Brutta testa di cazzo, vai a prenderlo in culo da quella troia di
> > : tua madre.
> > : B] Stronzo, vai a fare compagnia a tua madre che va a spompinare
> > : gratis comitive di camionisti allupati
> > :
> > .. Or add this to your German vocabulary
> >
> > A] Fich Dich...
> > B] .. und dinner mutter!
If you wanna have it the right way:
a) Fick dich... (Fuck you)
b) und deine Mutter (and your mother)

> Always keeps them happy.
No, it doesn't at all !!!! :-(

Roy Jacobs

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Jan 7, 1998, 3:00:00 AM1/7/98
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> > > Alessandro Gatti wrote in message <0000...@station.egate.net>...
*blah*

I think this is escalating in a good old flamewar!
How nice!

"What's it gonna be, punk?
Well?
Do you feel...lucky?"

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