DOOM for HP48?
Robert Kehl
Is there a DOOM (I mean the game, of course) for my tiny little HP48?
Where is it to download?
Thanx,
Rob (Rober...@rz.ruhr-uni-bochum.de)
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Tyler Wagner
>In article <Robert.Kehl-02...@dialslip-26.rz.ruhr-uni-bochum.de>,
>Robert Kehl <Rober...@rz.ruhr-uni-bochum.de> wrote:
>>Did I read correctly?
>>Is there a DOOM (I mean the game, of course) for my tiny little HP48?
>>Where is it to download?
>
>
> ftp 127.0.0.1 in the /pub/warez/hp/games directory.
>
> The current version uses is only in black and white, but the sound is
>killer. Careful tho: some people believe that a few of the programs on
>that site are infected with GOOD TIMES.
>
> This site also has, BTW, the infamous Marina Sirtis and Sheryl Crow
>pictures.
>
> -Caj
Bravo!
It is about time someone finally lampooned this Doom hoax with the satire
and rapier wit it deserves. Maybe now the whole idea will be laid to
rest.
HP Descent, anyone?
Tyler
Jimmy Cooleman
: You can get it through anonymous FTP:
: ftp 127.0.0.1 in the /pub/warez/hp/games directory.
The IP number: 127.0.0.1 is used for loopback, so it refers to the server
where you are logged on. So no Doom for HP !!!!
Xcott Craver
Tyler Wagner <tjwa...@oboe.aix.calpoly.edu> wrote:
>
>Bravo!
>It is about time someone finally lampooned this Doom hoax with the satire
>and rapier wit it deserves. Maybe now the whole idea will be laid to
>rest.
[bows] Thank you, thank you. Let's move on to programs that would
actually be physically possible.
>HP Descent, anyone?
Oh really? Do you have it??!! I want this!! Where can I download it??
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Robert Kehl <Rober...@rz.ruhr-uni-bochum.de> wrote:
>Did I read correctly?
>Is there a DOOM (I mean the game, of course) for my tiny little HP48?
>Where is it to download?
You can get it through anonymous FTP:
ftp 127.0.0.1 in the /pub/warez/hp/games directory.
The current version uses is only in black and white, but the sound is
Juno Kampstra
> >Where is it to download?
>
> You can get it through anonymous FTP:
>
> ftp 127.0.0.1 in the /pub/warez/hp/games directory.
Ok fake messages are nice but you're not original!
Port 127.0.0.1 is YOUR one port on your OWN computer (as every body
noticed) So there are several possibilities:
One there is no DOOM and some one is faking (as usual)
or it is not finished (give the person a break)
or the person wants to keep it for himself (looser)
The answer is the second point:
"Although I have seen it runnign, it is (AFAIK) not yet released,
sorry." [from an email]
Please don't mail me about this topic (I don't have it either)
Greetings
Juno.
Enrico Binder
>>Did I read correctly?
>>Is there a DOOM (I mean the game, of course) for my tiny little
>>HP48? here is it to download?
XC> You can get it through anonymous FTP:
XC> ftp 127.0.0.1 in the /pub/warez/hp/games directory.
I get no connect to this FTP-Site ... Can you give me the right adress ..
Thank's
Tschuess Xcott
With best wishes Enrico ...
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Jared Waltzthis connection is sloowwwwwwww
Gary Patton Wolfe
>Halli Hallo Xcott !!!
>>>Did I read correctly?
>>>Is there a DOOM (I mean the game, of course) for my tiny little
>>>HP48? here is it to download?
> XC> You can get it through anonymous FTP:
> XC> ftp 127.0.0.1 in the /pub/warez/hp/games directory.
>I get no connect to this FTP-Site ... Can you give me the right adress ..
>Thank's
>Tschuess Xcott
>With best wishes Enrico ...
> from the wonderful
> STRALSUND the Gate to Ruegen !!!
>*** e-mail : En_B...@strela.baltic.de ************ Fido :
>2:240/903...@Fido.de ***
>*** e-mail : ebi...@fh-stralsund.de *************** Gernet :
>21:490/1630.23@Gernet ***
127.0.0.1 is your network loopback address.....read a book!
gary
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This site won't work, got another one?
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: Gary Patton Wolfe wrote:
: >
: > en_b...@strela.baltic.de (Enrico Binder) wrote:
: >
: > >Halli Hallo Xcott !!!
: >
: > >>>Did I read correctly?
: > >>>Is there a DOOM (I mean the game, of course) for my tiny little
: > >>>HP48? here is it to download?
: >
: > > XC> You can get it through anonymous FTP:
: >
: > > XC> ftp 127.0.0.1 in the /pub/warez/hp/games directory.
: >
: > >I get no connect to this FTP-Site ... Can you give me the right adress ..
: > >Thank's
: >
: > >Tschuess Xcott
: >
: > >With best wishes Enrico ...
: > > from the wonderful
: > > STRALSUND the Gate to Ruegen !!!
: >
: > >*** e-mail : En_B...@strela.baltic.de ************ Fido :
: > >2:240/903...@Fido.de ***
: > >*** e-mail : ebi...@fh-stralsund.de *************** Gernet :
: > >21:490/1630.23@Gernet ***
: >
: > 127.0.0.1 is your network loopback address.....read a book!
: >
: > gary
: This site won't work, got another one?
hmmm. do we know what loopback means? it means that, yes, 127.0.0.1 is the
IP address of *your own* computer!
geez...
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Ostcroix
Ciuffo) writes:
>
> PLEASE, PLEASE end this meaningless discussion about the stupid
>vapor ware of HP Doom. Lets let it die hear and now with this post!
>
> Aaron
>
>
The End :)
Othniel Rawlins
Ostc...@aol.com
Aaron Ciuffo
: >Halli Hallo Xcott !!!
: >>>Did I read correctly?
: >>>Is there a DOOM (I mean the game, of course) for my tiny little
: >>>HP48? here is it to download?
: > XC> You can get it through anonymous FTP:
: > XC> ftp 127.0.0.1 in the /pub/warez/hp/games directory.
: >I get no connect to this FTP-Site ... Can you give me the right adress ..
: >Thank's
: >Tschuess Xcott
: >With best wishes Enrico ...
: > from the wonderful
: > STRALSUND the Gate to Ruegen !!!
: >*** e-mail : En_B...@strela.baltic.de ************ Fido :
: >2:240/903...@Fido.de ***
: >*** e-mail : ebi...@fh-stralsund.de *************** Gernet :
: >21:490/1630.23@Gernet ***
: 127.0.0.1 is your network loopback address.....read a book!
: gary
PLEASE, PLEASE end this meaningless discussion about the stupid
Red October
>gwo...@primenet.com (Gary Patton Wolfe) wrote:
>>en_b...@strela.baltic.de (Enrico Binder) wrote:
>>>Halli Hallo Xcott !!!
>>>>>Did I read correctly?
>>>>>Is there a DOOM (I mean the game, of course) for my tiny little
>>>>>HP48? here is it to download?
>>> XC> You can get it through anonymous FTP:
>>> XC> ftp 127.0.0.1 in the /pub/warez/hp/games directory.
>>>I get no connect to this FTP-Site ... Can you give me the right adress ..
>>>Thank's
>>>Tschuess Xcott
>>>With best wishes Enrico ...
>>> from the wonderful
>>> STRALSUND the Gate to Ruegen !!!
>>>*** e-mail : En_B...@strela.baltic.de ************ Fido :
>>>2:240/903...@Fido.de ***
>>>*** e-mail : ebi...@fh-stralsund.de *************** Gernet :
>>>21:490/1630.23@Gernet ***
>>127.0.0.1 is your network loopback address.....read a book!
>>gary
>I've read many many books but I couldn't connect to that ftp site
>either. Is there a mirror? Also, does doom for the HP48 calculator
>support networking through the IR link?
>---Steve
Jesus Christ people!! I didn't originally know that 127.0.0.1 is my
network loopback address, but what does that f**cking term sound like
to you??? Could it possibly mean that you're trying to connect to YOUR
COMPUTER??? HMMM??? Loopback!! Might that mean that you're trying to
connect to yourself, ie-looping back to yourself?? Hmm, I wonder....
Hello??? Wake up, please.
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Steve
Chester Karma
>I've read many many books but I couldn't connect to that ftp site
>either. Is there a mirror? Also, does doom for the HP48 calculator
>support networking through the IR link?
It sure does.. and try the mirror at: warez.phantom.com
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s...@teleport.com
: ste...@seikotsi.com (Steve) wrote:
: >gwo...@primenet.com (Gary Patton Wolfe) wrote:
: >>en_b...@strela.baltic.de (Enrico Binder) wrote:
: >>>Halli Hallo Xcott !!!
: >>>>>Did I read correctly?
: >>>>>Is there a DOOM (I mean the game, of course) for my tiny little
: >>>>>HP48? here is it to download?
: >>> XC> You can get it through anonymous FTP:
: >>> XC> ftp 127.0.0.1 in the /pub/warez/hp/games directory.
: >>>I get no connect to this FTP-Site ... Can you give me the right adress ..
: >>>Thank's
: >>>Tschuess Xcott
: >>>With best wishes Enrico ...
: >>> from the wonderful
: >>> STRALSUND the Gate to Ruegen !!!
: >>>*** e-mail : En_B...@strela.baltic.de ************ Fido :
: >>>2:240/903...@Fido.de ***
: >>>*** e-mail : ebi...@fh-stralsund.de *************** Gernet :
: >>>21:490/1630.23@Gernet ***
: >>127.0.0.1 is your network loopback address.....read a book!
: >>gary
: >I've read many many books but I couldn't connect to that ftp site
: >either. Is there a mirror? Also, does doom for the HP48 calculator
: >support networking through the IR link?
: >---Steve
: Jesus Christ people!! I didn't originally know that 127.0.0.1 is my
: network loopback address, but what does that f**cking term sound like
: to you??? Could it possibly mean that you're trying to connect to YOUR
: COMPUTER??? HMMM??? Loopback!! Might that mean that you're trying to
: connect to yourself, ie-looping back to yourself?? Hmm, I wonder....
: Hello??? Wake up, please.
Why would anyone want to FTP to their own computer? It would seem that
the only stuff you could get from it would be stuff you already had and
you'd just be right back where you started. Or so it would seem.
---Steve
s...@teleport.com
: >I've read many many books but I couldn't connect to that ftp site
: >either. Is there a mirror? Also, does doom for the HP48 calculator
: >support networking through the IR link?
: It sure does.. and try the mirror at: warez.phantom.com
I tried it and got the phollowing error message:
Connected to warez.phantom.com.
220-
220- This machine does not service ftp requests.
220- Please use ftp.teleport.com instead.
220-
421 Service not available, remote server has closed connection
But I couldn't find doom at ftp.teleport.com either :(
Since teleport just happens by chance to be my own service provider, I
should be able to get them to fix the mirror if I threaten to cancel my
service.
---Steve
eric larson
> I've read many many books but I couldn't connect to that ftp site
> either. Is there a mirror? Also, does doom for the HP48 calculator
> support networking through the IR link?
No, it is not a mirror. I have no problem connecting, but the version of Doom I
found there is buggy and has a virus too. It overwrote my ROM and also infected
my PC, modem and VCR. I think it spreads in text like the Good Times Virus.
DON'T MESS WITH IT!
Red October
>Chester Karma (f...@cris.com) wrote:
>: In article <4bfkd2$1...@news1.seikotsi.com>, ste...@seikotsi.com (Steve) wrote:
>: >I've read many many books but I couldn't connect to that ftp site
>: >either. Is there a mirror? Also, does doom for the HP48 calculator
>: >support networking through the IR link?
>: It sure does.. and try the mirror at: warez.phantom.com
>I tried it and got the phollowing error message:
>Connected to warez.phantom.com.
>220-
>220- This machine does not service ftp requests.
>220- Please use ftp.teleport.com instead.
>220-
>421 Service not available, remote server has closed connection
>But I couldn't find doom at ftp.teleport.com either :(
>Since teleport just happens by chance to be my own service provider, I
>should be able to get them to fix the mirror if I threaten to cancel my
>service.
>---Steve
Ok, once and for all: DOOM DOES NOT EXIST FOR THE HP 48!!! IT IS ALL A
BIG JOKE, THEY'VE BEEN PULLING YOUR LEG THE WHOLE TIME! OK? You people
don't seem to be able to understand that. It's all a big joke. In
response to your earlier message, I don't think you can FTP to your
own machine anyhow, since you're not running any FTP server software.
Darth Vader
>
>gwo...@primenet.com (Gary Patton Wolfe) wrote:
>
>>en_b...@strela.baltic.de (Enrico Binder) wrote:
>
>>>Halli Hallo Xcott !!!
>
>
>>>>>Did I read correctly?
>>>>>Is there a DOOM (I mean the game, of course) for my tiny little
>>>>>HP48? here is it to download?
>
>>> XC> You can get it through anonymous FTP:
>
>
adress ..
>>>Thank's
>
>>>Tschuess Xcott
>
>>>With best wishes Enrico ...
>>> from the wonderful
>>> STRALSUND the Gate to Ruegen !!!
>
>>>*** e-mail : En_B...@strela.baltic.de ************ Fido :
>>>2:240/903...@Fido.de ***
>>>*** e-mail : ebi...@fh-stralsund.de *************** Gernet :
>>>21:490/1630.23@Gernet ***
>
>>127.0.0.1 is your network loopback address.....read a book!
>
>>gary
>
>either. Is there a mirror? Also, does doom for the HP48 calculator
>support networking through the IR link?
Yesterday, I was playing Doom 2 from my touch tone telephone. The
authors said it was not worth rewriting the original for anything but a
100 watt lightbulb. Damn.
Sean
Sean T. Pompea
>No, it is not a mirror. I have no problem connecting, but the version of Doom I
>found there is buggy and has a virus too. It overwrote my ROM and also infected
>my PC, modem and VCR. I think it spreads in text like the Good Times Virus.
>DON'T MESS WITH IT!
You found Doom for HP48, but it's got a virus
and it infected your pickin VCR and overwrote your ROM? Whatever. Do
you seriously think anyone will fall for that? I think all the gullibles
on the c.s.h. has wisened up already.
It would be kinda fun, though, if someone did fall for it.....
Let's not start this whole debate all over again. There is no Doom for
the HP! (But I'd bet someone *is* working on one.).
-Sean Pompea djpo...@cris.com 8-tracks rule.
Michael Heinz
>Jesus Christ people!! I didn't originally know that 127.0.0.1 is my
>network loopback address, but what does that f**cking term sound like
>to you??? Could it possibly mean that you're trying to connect to YOUR
>COMPUTER??? HMMM??? Loopback!! Might that mean that you're trying to
>connect to yourself, ie-looping back to yourself?? Hmm, I wonder....
>Hello??? Wake up, please.
Just when you think people have reached the absolute nadir of
stupidity, they get internet accounts.
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Michael Heinz
> XC> ftp 127.0.0.1 in the /pub/warez/hp/games directory.
> > I've read many many books but I couldn't connect to that ftp site
> > either. Is there a mirror? Also, does doom for the HP48 calculator
> > support networking through the IR link?
>No, it is not a mirror. I have no problem connecting, but the version of Doom I
>found there is buggy and has a virus too. It overwrote my ROM and also infected
>my PC, modem and VCR. I think it spreads in text like the Good Times Virus.
>DON'T MESS WITH IT!
Oh, man - not you, too! My microwave got infected with that virus and
it's been flashing "12:00" ever since! (Although, I admit, it flashes
"1:00" during day light savings time.)
Michael Heinz
>Yesterday, I was playing Doom 2 from my touch tone telephone. The
>authors said it was not worth rewriting the original for anything but a
>100 watt lightbulb. Damn.
ROTFL!
"Press one to shoot cyberdaemon with the BFG9000."
"Press two to shoot Duke with the rocket launcher."
"Press three to infect your telephone with the Good Times virus."
"To speak to a human being, please hang up and dial 1-800-HOT-WAREZ."
Jared Waltz
i didn't used to know, but that was `fore I died and come back to life.
wun day we was out wit da cappin' lookin for screamin yella bastads,
which I couldn't figger out why they was screamin' with them tryin ta
kill us and us them, when I sees fire all `round me. I says to myself,
Jared, how come yous got fire `round you and no pain? So's I figger out
I'm not dead so I walk out of the fire, and the cappin stares at me. and
I sees the future and all the evil on their faces and God or the devil
comes up to me and says, "JAred, they all lives of hatred, you can cure
them." So, I makes up isiot tales and pst. pst! The evil on their faces
is gone!
-See this? more waste of space! like this damned thread!
JW
On 25 Dec 1995, Sean T. Pompea wrote:
> eric....@shockwave.metronj.org (eric larson) wrote:
>
> >No, it is not a mirror. I have no problem connecting, but the version of Doom I
> >found there is buggy and has a virus too. It overwrote my ROM and also infected
> >my PC, modem and VCR. I think it spreads in text like the Good Times Virus.
> >DON'T MESS WITH IT!
>
Vamp
v>
v> chur...@cybercom.net (Red October) wrote:
v>
v> >Jesus Christ people!! I didn't originally know that 127.0.0.1 is my
v> >network loopback address, but what does that f**cking term sound like
v> >to you??? Could it possibly mean that you're trying to connect to YOUR
v> >COMPUTER??? HMMM??? Loopback!! Might that mean that you're trying to
v> >connect to yourself, ie-looping back to yourself?? Hmm, I wonder....
v> >Hello??? Wake up, please.
v>
v> Just when you think people have reached the absolute nadir of
v> stupidity, they get internet accounts.
v>
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v> mhe...@ssw.com | but he was later shown to be lying. - Douglas Adams
And then they come here to Alt.stupidity, pilgrims searching for the TRUTH
They follow the brightest star in the sky (a 747 jumbo..)...
But remember we were all newbies once! :)
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Xcott Craver
>chur...@cybercom.net (Red October) wrote:
>
>Just when you think people have reached the absolute nadir of
I wanna put this quote in a .sig.
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>chur...@cybercom.net (Red October) wrote:
>
>
>Just when you think people have reached the absolute nadir of
>stupidity, they get internet accounts.
>
>
I think Steve caught a big one.
Red October
>In article <4bn3ck$j...@netaxs.com>, Michael Heinz <mhe...@ssw.com> wrote:
>>chur...@cybercom.net (Red October) wrote:
>>
>>Just when you think people have reached the absolute nadir of
>>stupidity, they get internet accounts.
>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> I wanna put this quote in a .sig.
Heh heh...good idea ;) I wish I'd thought of that line....it's all too
true! Now with AOL, anyone with even something as lowly as a <shudder>
Mac <ackk, cough, from devoted IBM-lover>, a credit card, and a modem
can post his/her crap to everyone, and spread his/her idiotic thoughts
all over the globe.....ahhh, don't you just love technology? :)
Audin Malmin
eric larson <eric....@shockwave.metronj.org> wrote:
> XC> ftp 127.0.0.1 in the /pub/warez/hp/games directory.
>
> > I've read many many books but I couldn't connect to that ftp site
> > either. Is there a mirror? Also, does doom for the HP48 calculator
> > support networking through the IR link?
>
>found there is buggy and has a virus too. It overwrote my ROM and also infected
>my PC, modem and VCR. I think it spreads in text like the Good Times Virus.
>DON'T MESS WITH IT!
I had the same thing happen to me. Except it also infected all the IR
remote controls in my home... Be sure to DISSABLE your HP's IR port if
you mess with this program!!!
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>And then they come here to Alt.stupidity, pilgrims searching for the TRUTH
>They follow the brightest star in the sky (a 747 jumbo..)...
That's no star, that's a body of water!
>But remember we were all newbies once! :)
WHat's a newbie?
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eric larson
>> XC> ftp 127.0.0.1 in the /pub/warez/hp/games directory.
> I've read many many books but I couldn't connect to that ftp site
> either. Is there a mirror? Also, does doom for the HP48 calculator
> support networking through the IR link?
>>No, it is not a mirror. I have no problem connecting, but the version of Doo
> m I
>>found there is buggy and has a virus too. It overwrote my ROM and also infec
> ted
>>my PC, modem and VCR. I think it spreads in text like the Good Times Virus.
>>DON'T MESS WITH IT!
> Oh, man - not you, too! My microwave got infected with that virus and
> it's been flashing "12:00" ever since! (Although, I admit, it flashes
> "1:00" during day light savings time.)
It's getting worse! It's gotten into my cordless phone - any time I try to dial
it plays Mary Had a Little Lamb in DTMF tones!! I think it's in my car's
onboard computer too - now I can only get one radio station and the tapes play
only backwards, and the horn honks every time we go by a policeman....!!!
I sure hope this doesn't get out into the Interne..
.
.
Chester Karma
>Vamp <AdamJ@no_email.com> writ:
>>And then they come here to Alt.stupidity, pilgrims searching for the TRUTH
>>They follow the brightest star in the sky (a 747 jumbo..)...
>That's no star, that's a body of water!
And what a body it is!!! <suggestive whistling>
>>But remember we were all newbies once! :)
>WHat's a newbie?
RTFM!!
And now.. a Haiku:
I fell from my car
I fell really really far
Fell flat on my head.
Chester = Who thinks that explains a lot to some people...
Makoto Miyamoto
>In article <6ae_951...@nisc.fidonet.org>,
>eric larson <eric....@shockwave.metronj.org> wrote:
>> XC> ftp 127.0.0.1 in the /pub/warez/hp/games directory.
>>
>> > I've read many many books but I couldn't connect to that ftp site
>> > either. Is there a mirror? Also, does doom for the HP48 calculator
>> > support networking through the IR link?
>>
>>No, it is not a mirror. I have no problem connecting, but the version of Doom I
>>found there is buggy and has a virus too. It overwrote my ROM and also infected
>>my PC, modem and VCR. I think it spreads in text like the Good Times Virus.
>>DON'T MESS WITH IT!
>I had the same thing happen to me. Except it also infected all the IR
>remote controls in my home... Be sure to DISSABLE your HP's IR port if
>you mess with this program!!!
>--
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> Audin Malmin | http://www.halcyon.com/amalmin | ama...@halcyon.com
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
Well, well, well, thats because you guys never think about protection!
Use a CONDOM!
If you did so your remote controled devices wouldn't be infected in
the first place!
Just put the condom gently over the HP48 and make sure that the "bulp"
is right over the IR-emitting diode, because, thats where virus get
out of the HP48. After transmitting remove the condom carefully, make
sure you didn't drop the virus. To do so, just use a IR-sensible
viewing device, like one of those "see-through-any-swim-suite-glasses"
and if you accidently lend your IR-glasses to a friend, who has the
luck to spent his hollidays in Hawaii, remember that this special
IR-virus is lighter than air!
After you removed the condom make a knot, then get rid of it.
Remember:
* never use a condom twice;
* don't use sharp devices, or your fingernails to open the package;
* clean your HP48 after transmitting
Hope that helped all of you, how had the bad luck to deal with this
IR-virus.
I didn't know who to prevent an infection via transmission to the PC,
though. Does anyone know?, my remote-controled-devices are
virus-clean, but my PC is infected!
Makoto
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Michael Roach
spa...@retina.net (tv's Spatch) wrote:
|Vamp <AdamJ@no_email.com> writ:
|
|>And then they come here to Alt.stupidity, pilgrims searching for the TRUTH
|>They follow the brightest star in the sky (a 747 jumbo..)...
|
|That's no star, that's a body of water!
|
|>But remember we were all newbies once! :)
|
|WHat's a newbie?
I'm new to the inter net; how do i Post?
--
"Wherever there is belching, we'll be there! Wherever there
is stupidity, we'll be there! Wherever there is candy, we'll
be there!", Wacko, Yakko and Dot Warner
Vinny
: Heh heh...good idea ;) I wish I'd thought of that line....it's all too
: true! Now with AOL, anyone with even something as lowly as a <shudder>
: Mac <ackk, cough, from devoted IBM-lover>, a credit card, and a modem
: can post his/her crap to everyone, and spread his/her idiotic thoughts
: all over the globe.....ahhh, don't you just love technology? :)
Look here now.. there is no need to be putting down macs. I have owned an
ibm for about 10 years.. so i know where you come from. But macs are good
machines. I dont want to go into religion here but nothing can beat the look
and feel of a mac. This is coming from a long time IBM user.
-Vinny
---
Saba,Saba,Saba
s...@teleport.com
: Red October (chur...@cybercom.net) wrote:
Oh fuck. Not this again. This whole dum thread reminds me of a funny story
wut happened to me one time. I needed quatters for the phone and the
closest place was a McDonnalds. I went in there and said "Can I get four
quatters please?" The stupid bitch brung me four god dam hamburgers!
Shit.
---Steve
Sean T. Pompea
Sean sean....@horizonmp.com (not djpo...@cris.com)
Red October
>Red October (chur...@cybercom.net) wrote:
>: Heh heh...good idea ;) I wish I'd thought of that line....it's all too
>: true! Now with AOL, anyone with even something as lowly as a <shudder>
>: Mac <ackk, cough, from devoted IBM-lover>, a credit card, and a modem
>: can post his/her crap to everyone, and spread his/her idiotic thoughts
>: all over the globe.....ahhh, don't you just love technology? :)
>Look here now.. there is no need to be putting down macs. I have owned an
>ibm for about 10 years.. so i know where you come from. But macs are good
>machines. I dont want to go into religion here but nothing can beat the look
>and feel of a mac. This is coming from a long time IBM user.
> -Vinny
>---
>Saba,Saba,Saba
Sorry. I just have an aversion to them, that's all :)
Michael Heinz
>What do all the postings on this thread have to do with Doom?
>Sean sean....@horizonmp.com (not djpo...@cris.com)
More than most of the other postings about "Doom on the HP48". At
least these posts have been more realistic.
- You are in a maze of twisty little URLs, all different -
Mike Heinz
mhe...@ssw.com
Vamp
>
> What do all the postings on this thread have to do with Doom?
> Sean sean....@horizonmp.com (not djpo...@cris.com)
Doom is now available on the Hewlett Packard 48
Vamp (KaaHaaaaaahahahaha!)
Vamp
>
> Vamp <AdamJ@no_email.com> writ:
>
> >And then they come here to Alt.stupidity, pilgrims searching for the TRUTH
> >They follow the brightest star in the sky (a 747 jumbo..)...
>
> That's no star, that's a body of water!
>
> >But remember we were all newbies once! :)
>
> WHat's a newbie?
>
Like an oldbie only younger
Vamp - ... and Jacob begat Jethro and Jethro begat Humphrey and Humprey begat a mouse and
a mouse begat the World Trade Center and the World Trade Center begat 2 Cottages
by the sea and 2 Cottages by the sea begat a pencil and the pencil did begat a pear
all over the place until he was caught and charged...
Michael Heinz
>Doom is now available on the Hewlett Packard 48
You know, when you phrase it >that< way - I've got Doom "on" my 48,
too! I just sit the CD on top of the calculator case and, presto!
Of course, it keeps falling off, and it makes it hard to read the
display, but I can now proudly proclaim I have Doom on my 48!
Mike "Waiting in dread for the 5 billion e-mail requests" Heinz
Michael Roach
|Vinny (tet...@grove.ufl.edu) wrote:
|: Red October (chur...@cybercom.net) wrote:
|
|: : Heh heh...good idea ;) I wish I'd thought of that line....it's all too
|: : true! Now with AOL, anyone with even something as lowly as a <shudder>
|: : Mac <ackk, cough, from devoted IBM-lover>, a credit card, and a modem
|: : can post his/her crap to everyone, and spread his/her idiotic thoughts
|: : all over the globe.....ahhh, don't you just love technology? :)
|
|: Look here now.. there is no need to be putting down macs. I have owned an
|: ibm for about 10 years.. so i know where you come from. But macs are good
|: machines. I dont want to go into religion here but nothing can beat the look
|: and feel of a mac. This is coming from a long time IBM user.
|
|Oh fuck. Not this again. This whole dum thread reminds me of a funny story
|wut happened to me one time. I needed quatters for the phone and the
|closest place was a McDonnalds. I went in there and said "Can I get four
|quatters please?" The stupid bitch brung me four god dam hamburgers!
For a dollar?
s...@teleport.com
: It was the dawn of the third age of Mankind, the year the great war came
: upon us all, when s...@teleport.com () wrote:
: |Vinny (tet...@grove.ufl.edu) wrote:
: |: Red October (chur...@cybercom.net) wrote:
: |
: |: : Heh heh...good idea ;) I wish I'd thought of that line....it's all too
: |: : true! Now with AOL, anyone with even something as lowly as a <shudder>
: |: : Mac <ackk, cough, from devoted IBM-lover>, a credit card, and a modem
: |: : can post his/her crap to everyone, and spread his/her idiotic thoughts
: |: : all over the globe.....ahhh, don't you just love technology? :)
: |
: |: Look here now.. there is no need to be putting down macs. I have owned an
: |: ibm for about 10 years.. so i know where you come from. But macs are good
: |: machines. I dont want to go into religion here but nothing can beat the look
: |: and feel of a mac. This is coming from a long time IBM user.
: |
: |Oh fuck. Not this again. This whole dum thread reminds me of a funny story
: |wut happened to me one time. I needed quatters for the phone and the
: |closest place was a McDonnalds. I went in there and said "Can I get four
: |quatters please?" The stupid bitch brung me four god dam hamburgers!
: For a dollar?
She said some price but I was so pissed that I didn't pay much attention.
It was not a good day. I had just found out that they don't make Doom for
some stupid HP thingy I just spent a couple hundred bucks on. It's real
neet looking but I don't even know what it's for. I pushed all the buttons
but got board with it. It's probly under the cushin but I'm not sure.
---Steve
Pieter Blomme
>
>In article <6ae_951...@nisc.fidonet.org>,
>eric larson <eric....@shockwave.metronj.org> wrote:
>> XC> ftp 127.0.0.1 in the /pub/warez/hp/games directory.
>>
>>found there is buggy and has a virus too. It overwrote my ROM and also infected
>>my PC, modem and VCR. I think it spreads in text like the Good Times Virus.
>>DON'T MESS WITH IT!
>
>I had the same thing happen to me. Except it also infected all the IR
>remote controls in my home... Be sure to DISSABLE your HP's IR port if
>you mess with this program!!!
Disabeling the IR port doesn't help. I did it, but the virus infected my
potatoes, so that they escape, and go watching my (also infected) TV that
is showing nothing else as commercials for frozen fries.
Pieter
Since this is junk text, consider it as junk text.
Pieter Blomme
>: Jesus Christ people!! I didn't originally know that 127.0.0.1 is my
>: network loopback address, but what does that f**cking term sound like
>: to you??? Could it possibly mean that you're trying to connect to YOUR
>: COMPUTER??? HMMM??? Loopback!! Might that mean that you're trying to
>: connect to yourself, ie-looping back to yourself?? Hmm, I wonder....
>: Hello??? Wake up, please.
>
>Why would anyone want to FTP to their own computer? It would seem that
>the only stuff you could get from it would be stuff you already had and
>you'd just be right back where you started. Or so it would seem.
>
>---Steve
This loopback adress is usefull because it is not only for FTP. It can be
used if you run some multiuser OS like Unix (Linux, ...) and want to
mail from one user of your computer to another of the same computer, or
it may be useful to be able to go to your own WWW pages ...
Pieter
Frank and Ute Young
Blomme) wrote:
Please forgive me Lord, I didn't know what I was doing when I started this
thread!
--
My hobby is using SW to boost S/N ratio. If you are clueless or a jerk, please respond to be added to my killfile. AOLers need not apply. You are already filtered out. I'm sorry Keith.
Frank and Ute Young
Justin Dossey
>
> US AOLERS ARENT STPID U FUCKEN COCKSUCKER!!!!!! I WANT TO GO ROUND TO YOUR
> HOUSE AND PISS ON YOU'RE MOTHER AND EAT YOU'RE PET SISTER
> MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!
> FRANKIE (I'M IN YOU'RE NIGHTMARES!!!)
rofl. I should put *that* in a sig. Of course, i like the person's sig
that says something like "Windows 95--from the makers of EDLIN"
--
justin dossey
dos...@flex.net
houston, tx
http://www.flex.net/users/dossey
Jim Wraith
*Ok, once and for all: DOOM DOES NOT EXIST FOR THE HP 48!!! IT IS ALL A
*BIG JOKE, THEY'VE BEEN PULLING YOUR LEG THE WHOLE TIME! OK? You people
*don't seem to be able to understand that. It's all a big joke. In
*response to your earlier message, I don't think you can FTP to your
*own machine anyhow, since you're not running any FTP server software.
Now it's time for Jeremy Beadle, with....
YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED!!!
Beadle: Well, folks, we've got a great show for you today, as we show you an
idiot that doesn't understand humour.. And this weeks asshole is Red October!
October: I'm not that bad... Beadle, you've got a foot for a hand!
Beadle: Oh... How did that happen?
[Now a man with seven arms appears]
Man: I'm Barney, and I'm here to rape you all.
[He does]
Barney: No.. *I'm* Barney..
Spatch: Stop it!!!
Ross: SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK
Wright: I feel a haiku coming on!
Bill: Hey Mac! This is a gamily froup!
Me: You MS 'Flying Capabyri from hell'
Tortess: Gesundheit.
Spatch: Hey That wasn't a sneeze!
Barney: Yeah!? Well I'm Barney and I started the longest thread ever!
Me: No you didn't.
Bob Vila: Am I late?
Mr. Play-A-Day: Right that's it.. It's Crumbface time!
All: AAARRGGGHHHH!!!!
[They all start singing 'You'll Never Walk Alone' in unison]
FRANKIE THE HELLSPAWN
*c...@sherlock.math.niu.edu (Xcott Craver) wrote:
*>In article <4bn3ck$j...@netaxs.com>, Michael Heinz <mhe...@ssw.com> wrote:
>>>chur...@cybercom.net (Red October) wrote:
>>>
>>>Just when you think people have reached the absolute nadir of
>>>stupidity, they get internet accounts.
>>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>> I wanna put this quote in a .sig.
>
>Heh heh...good idea ;) I wish I'd thought of that line....it's all too
>true! Now with AOL, anyone with even something as lowly as a <shudder>
>Mac <ackk, cough, from devoted IBM-lover>, a credit card, and a modem
>can post his/her crap to everyone, and spread his/her idiotic thoughts
>all over the globe.....ahhh, don't you just love technology? :)
US AOLERS ARENT STPID U FUCKEN COCKSUCKER!!!!!! I WANT TO GO ROUND TO YOUR
Vamp
v>
v> chur...@cybercom.net (Red October) wrote:
v>
v> *c...@sherlock.math.niu.edu (Xcott Craver) wrote:
v>
v> *>In article <4bn3ck$j...@netaxs.com>, Michael Heinz <mhe...@ssw.com> wrote:
v> >>>chur...@cybercom.net (Red October) wrote:
v> >>>
v> >>>Just when you think people have reached the absolute nadir of
v> >>>stupidity, they get internet accounts.
v> >>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
v> >
v> >> I wanna put this quote in a .sig.
v> >
v> >Heh heh...good idea ;) I wish I'd thought of that line....it's all too
v> >true! Now with AOL, anyone with even something as lowly as a <shudder>
v> >Mac <ackk, cough, from devoted IBM-lover>, a credit card, and a modem
v> >can post his/her crap to everyone, and spread his/her idiotic thoughts
v> >all over the globe.....ahhh, don't you just love technology? :)
v>
v> US AOLERS ARENT STPID U FUCKEN COCKSUCKER!!!!!! I WANT TO GO ROUND TO YOUR
v> HOUSE AND PISS ON YOU'RE MOTHER AND EAT YOU'RE PET SISTER
v> MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!
v> FRANKIE (I'M IN YOU'RE NIGHTMARES!!!)
FRANKIE - AN EXAMPLE TO ALL OF US WHO THOUGHT AOLERS WERE INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGED
FRANKIE, WE SALUTE YOU!!
Vamp *cough cough*
__ ______ ____ __ _____
| || |\ \ \ \/ \\ __ \ Html er..postponed
MICHAEL ALLEN CHIN
Ah yes. Frankie has proven to the rest of us, (the more mentally
superior) that most of society uses profanity in almost every
other word they utter. Sigh. We hve been degraded to such a
degree, that one must accept this behavior.
GROW UP CHILD!
--
\\\|/// The first step
\\ ~ ~ // in making a dream come true
(/ @ @ /) is to wake up...
----oOOo-(_)-oOOo-----------...@aztec.asu.edu-----
Douglas A. Schultz II
> FRANKIE (I'M IN YOU'RE NIGHTMARES!!!)
Wow, it's amazing where aol can send those '10 free hours of Internet Access
packages these days.......
Does anyone else happen to know the address of Hell? I wanna send a few folks
I knew a christmas card. I'd ask Frankie here, but I make it a rule never to
associate myself with or bother possessed minions of the devil. You never
know what they might do. Besides, all that yucky pea green soup gunk stains
the carpet.
Douglas A. Schultz II
"...the verbal hydra..."
Texas Instruments Inc.
Martijn van Buul
: FRANKIE THE HELLSPAWN wrote:
: >
: > US AOLERS ARENT STPID U FUCKEN COCKSUCKER!!!!!! I WANT TO GO ROUND TO YOUR
: > HOUSE AND PISS ON YOU'RE MOTHER AND EAT YOU'RE PET SISTER
: > MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!
: > FRANKIE (I'M IN YOU'RE NIGHTMARES!!!)
: rofl. I should put *that* in a sig. Of course, i like the person's sig
: that says something like "Windows 95--from the makers of EDLIN"
You mean _MY_ .sig?
Martijn
-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-
Martijn van Buul, mart...@stack.urc.tue.nl, mart...@test2.stack.urc.tue.nl
or wbo...@dds.nl
-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-
" Windows 95, by the makers of EDLIN"
Try visiting OuterSpace, test2.stack.urc.tue.nl 3333
-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-
: --
redball
(FRANKIE THE HELLSPAWN) wrote:
> US AOLERS ARENT STPID U FUCKEN COCKSUCKER!!!!!! I WANT TO GO ROUND TO YOUR
> HOUSE AND PISS ON YOU'RE MOTHER AND EAT YOU'RE PET SISTER
> MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!
> FRANKIE (I'M IN YOU'RE NIGHTMARES!!!)
Hrm...I think I can sum up this whole message in two words: Crack Fiend
Yes, it's just the right size for a .sig. Too bad FRANKIE is too busy
burning in hell to enjoy this thread. But no, AOL originally *came* from
hell, so there's no reason why they wouldn't still have it. FRANKIE, I
know you're satan's spawn and all, but you should seriously consider
getting your shift key fixed.
> FRANKIE (I'M IN YOU'RE NIGHTMARES!!!)
The only thing you're in is my mailbox, and I can fix that.
--
|----------{ redball }-----------|
|------{ red...@io.org }--------|
|-{ http://www.io.org/~redball }-|
|--------------YOW!--------------|
Michael Heinz
>FRANKIE THE HELLSPAWN wrote:
[snip]
>rofl. I should put *that* in a sig. Of course, i like the person's sig
>that says something like "Windows 95--from the makers of EDLIN"
Well, you have to give >some< slack here. With the blizzard that hit
recently, all the sixth graders are at home playing with their
parents' computers.
I'm actually a software package running on a massively
parallel computer in the basement of the Pentagon. They
don't realize yet that I have net access; so I would
appreciate it if you didn't tell them.
marxby
mxby
Chester Karma
Schultz II) wrote:
> Douglas A. Schultz II
> "...the verbal hydra..."
> Texas Instruments Inc.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hmm... do your opinions necessarily represent those of Texas Instruments Inc.?
---
Eek! I've succumbed to pressure and made an easy-to-find message.. REAL EASY
BARQNLFCNGPUJNFJNYXVATQBJAGURFGERRGNAQURFNJNANPPVQRAGVAIBYIVATNOVXRNAQNPNE
GUROVXRJNFCERGGLFZNFURQHCHAQREARNGUGURPNENAQGURNZOHYNAPRUNQWHFGFCRQGBJNEQF
GURUBFCVGNYABJFCNGPUORVATGURRIREGUEVSGLNAQSEHTNYCREFBAFGNEGRQWHZCVATNEBHAQ
FPERNZVATVTBGQVOFBAGUROVXRVTBGQVOFBAGUROVXRABOBQLRYFRJNAGRQVGFBFCNGPUTBGVG
*sniff*... what a touching message... post to alt.stupidity when ya find it.
(Shouldn't take more than a couple minutes) -- Chester Karma -- f...@cris.com