A MESSAGE FROM THE TRUMAN
Paul
"|-|erc" <trym...@wwwadamskingdom.com> wrote in message
news:5jyCb.669$Tq.1...@nnrp1.ozemail.com.au...
> You know me!! Sure you do,
> When you were watching Forrest Gump....
> ....'do anything for his Jenny', I was on
> hidden camera trying to find Jennifer, even telling
> the internet about her.
>
> she's miss california
> hottest thing a western made
> house upon the water
> sails her yacht across the bay
> drives a maranelo
> hollywoods her favourite scene
> likes to be surrounded
> by superstars who know her name
>
>
>
> Now, as the Truman Show becomes public knowledge,
> 100,000 people where else but _Town_sville Australia
> in the remote North Queensland play their role as
> the 'dome town' crew from The Truman Show.
>
> I can't expect you to believe I'm the Truman from a single
> post, it really is TRUE, just like *Nic* *Cage* stars in
> most blockbuster *prison* movies, Hollywood people!!
> Why did they call the show true? Because IT IS!
>
> Here are 6 posts from people in group aus.tv the only
> people there that say they've been to Townsville all agree
> its true - SEE BELOW, a massive public announcement system lets
> people hear me snore in the morning, make my tea and plan my
> shopping list... a day out in Townsville for me is a day
> of 100s of people all recognising me and calling out that
> they saw The Truman... then reminding me what to buy at the shops!!
> For over 1 year already!
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http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=dksqpv41597ofbhr16mi7tdj2qfihvoldv%404a
x.com
> Hey Trueman...
> what up, my uncle told me you post here... he's did some audio on your
> secret show and gave me some tapes. love the show.
>
>
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=1epmdv8iqmnckeqhctnf17537rt8hevjeh%404a
x.com
> You rule Truman.
>
>
http://www.google.com/groups?as_umsgid=9aqbbv85c53jobkenltkil2tbsdk7m2n3p@4a
x.com
> I was in Townsville over the weekend, and I heard him.
> Very spooky!
>
>
http://www.google.com/groups?as_umsgid=me7hbv4snqc6gnb1cktj3cvqtiibnpm6s9@4a
x.com
> I'm from Townsville and YOU ARE the Truman
>
>
http://www.google.com/groups?as_umsgid=3eb66422....@news.ozemail.com.a
u
> I'm in Townsville. We're sick of you
>
>
http://www.google.com/groups?selm=Pine.OSF.4.21.0309230859190.5384-100000%40
marlin.jcu.edu.au
> >Do you know if the truman is living in Townsville?
> I've been hearing stuff, yeah.
>
> You can check these are legitimate, the last message id is from
> marlin.jcu.edu.au James Cook University in Townsville.
>
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> To cut a loooong story short, fame without money is brutal!
> The Truman company tend to rig things to go wrong about me,
> see how I handle constant dilemma. Imagine the difference
> between a typical TV series and an ordinary life, they have
> to joust me, and keeping me from riches keeps YOU entertained,
> believe it or not most of the movies and TV series you watch
> use scripts and plots taken from my life! Help to even the
> mini battlefield going on in Townsville, I've opened an
> internet shop and set it up for good Search Engine placement,
> I'm a qualified programmer but that didn't work out. Now
> all I need, and its a small ask but would absolutely change
> the entire world as you know it for the best, is only
> 50 to 100 links to my site so the search placing becomes
> competitive.
>
> Add this link to your site :
>
> <!-- begin help the Truman -->
> <a href="http://www.galshop.com" ><font face="arial" size=3
color="#FF80CD">
> Galshop Online Shopping</font></a>
> <!-- end help the Truman -->
>
> You don't even need much traffic to your site its just
> for Search Engine placement!
>
> And make sure you are listed in google, add your URL here :
> Google- http://www.google.com/addurl.html
>
> Thankyou very much, there's a million dollar check in it for all
> of you after my interview with Oprah. And if I don't see you for the
> rest of today... Good Night!
>
>
>
Mark Morrison
<cantdoj...@home.maybesometime> wrote:
>You never took your med's this morning did you?
I don't know who is more annoying - the dickhead who posts these
things, or the dickhead who reposts the whole fucking thing with a 1
line smart-arse remark.
--
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes !
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses !
And what's with all the carrots ?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway ?
Bunnies ! Bunnies ! It must be BUNNIES !
Paul
Thanks for sharing that.
You have my vote for "Dumb Ass Redneck of the Year" award.
Now go back to boiling your ham hocks and settle down.
"Mark Morrison" <drdp...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Paul's penis is HELL, boy.
> Wow Mark that was astute and insightful.
> Thanks for sharing that.
> You have my vote for "Dumb Ass Redneck of the Year" award.
>
> Now go back to boiling your ham hocks and settle down.
um
you fail at teh usenet
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Ben Sisson
<cantdoj...@home.maybesometime> (if that IS his real name)
conspiratorially whispered:
>Now go back to boiling your ham hocks and settle down.
>"Mark Morrison" <drdp...@aol.com> wrote in message
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>> On Sat, 13 Dec 2003 14:25:26 GMT, "Paul"
>> <cantdoj...@home.maybesometime> wrote:
>>
>> >You never took your med's this morning did you?
>>
>> I don't know who is more annoying - the dickhead who posts these
>> things, or the dickhead who reposts the whole fucking thing with a 1
>> line smart-arse remark.
>Wow Mark that was astute and insightful.
>Thanks for sharing that.
>You have my vote for "Dumb Ass Redneck of the Year" award.
You have mine, dipshit.