OT: A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD
Larry Barnes
* A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD
* A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
* Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
* Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
* Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
* Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
* When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
* A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
* What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!)
* Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
* A backward poet writes inverse.
* In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
* A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
* If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
* With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
* Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor.
* When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
* The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
* A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
* You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
* Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
* He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
* Every calendar's days are numbered.
* A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
* A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
* He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
* A plateau is a high form of flattery.
* The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
* Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
* Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
* When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
* Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
* Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
* Acupuncture is a jab well done.
* Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
* The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.
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