Another idea for an advertising campaign.
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Doctors surgery with people queing for miles. Everybody haa either a
windoze logo or a mac logo for their head, apart from the doctor (who's
head is a boing ball). There are arrows pointing to different people
with different problems ("Crashed 5 times yesterday", "Slow boot time"
etc..."). The person sitting with the doctor is being prescribed
AmigaSoft. In big letters at the top of the advert are the words
"Miracle Cure"
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>
> Doctors surgery with people queing for miles. Everybody haa either a
> windoze logo or a mac logo for their head, apart from the doctor (who's
> head is a boing ball). There are arrows pointing to different people
> with different problems ("Crashed 5 times yesterday", "Slow boot time"
> etc..."). The person sitting with the doctor is being prescribed
> AmigaSoft. In big letters at the top of the advert are the words
> "Miracle Cure"
Hee! That`s really good. Surreal, like those Silk Cut ads.
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Shawn
<rqcbf4AU...@fluidcontrol.demon.co.uk>...
> Magazine advert this time.
>
> Doctors surgery with people queing for miles. Everybody haa either a
> windoze logo or a mac logo for their head, apart from the doctor (who's
> head is a boing ball). There are arrows pointing to different people
> with different problems ("Crashed 5 times yesterday", "Slow boot time"
> etc..."). The person sitting with the doctor is being prescribed
> AmigaSoft. In big letters at the top of the advert are the words
> "Miracle Cure"
> Lion
>
> Enter the Lion's den!!! - This months rant: Being Broke!!!!!!
> http://lionsden.sexypage.net
>
> Send any mails with attatchments (over 200k) to dead...@yahoo.com, Send
> mails without attachments to "Lion...@bigfoot.com" for a much quicker
reply.
>
Cool I love it, it could even be a little macabre, the people in the line
could be having fits and just plain falling over, then lets have them
getting their heads opened up or replaced and them leaving and being able
to do just normal things but watching others going on to do amazing things,
suddenly realising how just how much they can now achieve after being held
back for so long.
Shawn
pa...@pajnja.demon.co.uk
<mw...@le.ac.uk> wrote:
>> Magazine advert this time.
>>
>> Doctors surgery with people queing for miles. Everybody haa either a
>> windoze logo or a mac logo for their head, apart from the doctor (who's
>> head is a boing ball). There are arrows pointing to different people
>> with different problems ("Crashed 5 times yesterday", "Slow boot time"
>> etc..."). The person sitting with the doctor is being prescribed
>> AmigaSoft. In big letters at the top of the advert are the words
>> "Miracle Cure"
>
>Hee! That`s really good. Surreal, like those Silk Cut ads.
Then Bill walks into the surgery and sues the doctors arse,which makes
his boing ball deflate.
Matt 'Neko' Sealey
> >>
> >> Doctors surgery with people queing for miles. Everybody haa either a
> >> windoze logo or a mac logo for their head, apart from the doctor (who's
> >> head is a boing ball). There are arrows pointing to different people
> >> with different problems ("Crashed 5 times yesterday", "Slow boot time"
> >> etc..."). The person sitting with the doctor is being prescribed
> >> AmigaSoft. In big letters at the top of the advert are the words
> >> "Miracle Cure"
> >
> >Hee! That`s really good. Surreal, like those Silk Cut ads.
>
> Then Bill walks into the surgery and sues the doctors arse,which makes
> his boing ball deflate.
And Bill gets pulled into yet another DOJ court case for intimidating
doctors
with boing balls for heads.
South.
South.