Join AmigaZone at AmiWest - Get a FREE Hat and FREE 2000 Golden Dollar! :) ..
Harv Laser
Greetings..
ANNOUNCEMENT - FOR IMMEDIATE PUBLICATION, IF NOT SOONER..
For the third year in a row, AmigaZone will be exhibiting at the AmiWest
show, July 29-30, 2000 in Sacramento, CA. (Show location and hotel details
and all the other relevant poop about AmiWest is at
http://www.sacc.org/amiwest ). You will find me next to the lavish
Merlancia Industries booth. Come and say "Hi." Or, even complete sentences
if you want to ;)
And now for my spectacular offer - (keep your hands and arms inside the car
at all times, and no screaming!..)
Sign up for AmigaZone in person at the show with me and you will be given a
free AmigaZone logo baseball cap!. Wear it proudly. Impress your friends
and neighbors. This hat is a guaranteed Babe magnet (see disclaimers
below ). There is a glorious, no-expenses-spared, super 3D rotating
confetti-spewing Playmate-filled *multimedia presentation of the hat at
http://www.amigazone.com/images/cap.jpg
*or maybe it's just a lame picture ;)
As a special "instant rebate" --> flashing neon --> BONUS <-- flashing neon
<-- and while supplies last, to those who join AmigaZone at AmiWest in
person, along with your hat you will be handed a brand spankin' new,
freshly-minted, brilliant uncirculated year 2000 dated United States "Golden
Dollar." (Actual cash value of the dollar is one dollar :) (For more info
on what the new Golden Dollar is, visit http://www.usmint.gov ).
You'll be able to demo AmigaZone for your own self, live, online, at my
booth, on my 060 machine in glorious Cybergrafx, on a big monitor with live
modem connection, ask me all the questions you want to (excet the ones I
can't answer, like 'bout birthin' babies..) and just have a damn good time
at the show. (Damn good time not guaranteed ;)
You can access AmigaZone through your local ISP account from anywhere.
If you are already an AmigaZone member and joined before I started this
whole hat thang, you may purchase a hat at my booth for $7.50. Non-members
may purchase one for $12.00 unless they ask really really nicely and then
maybe they can have one for $10.00. (See
http://www.amigazone.com/pages/disclaimers.html for the fine print).
If you can't make it to AmiWest you can signup anytime, 24 hours a day,
using that modern fancy SSL technology at http://www.amigazone.com - just
click the horribly obvious, pulsating "Join Now" graphic near the top of the
page. (Your Web browser must support SSL) or if you're in the USA you can
sign up 24 hours a day by calling a toll-free number.
You will STILL get a FREE AmigaZone hat and a 2000 Golden Dollar sent to you
via mail after your signup is processed. We accept all them big-name credit
cards or you can choose to be invoiced monthly through the mail. (Those
living outside the USA must join by Credit Card). There is NO long-term
contract. AmigaZone membership is paid month to month.
AmigaZone is a lot more than just a file pile. See me at AmiWest and I'll
prove it to you! We've been in business for 15 years since the Amiga was
born!
See you at AmiWest, Sacramento, July 29-30, 2000!
Harv
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Founder of AmigaZone. Supporting Amiga owners since 1985!
Go here for info or to join: http://www.amigazone.com
"Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not
truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is
the BEST" - Frank Zappa