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Art Frank

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"As our government deteriorates, our humor increases."  Will Rogers

Art Frank, LOFL
Leszek Borkowski wrote in message <35931EF8...@dmci.net>...
From his email address, his posts, its clear that Milne is "The Invisible Hand's" tool of propaganda. He scares folks into believing that y2k is a big deal, so that folks will call for government action and more restrictions on freedoms. Surely, even his demeaning name calling has a purpose of getting reasonable folks angry at those that prepare.
Surely, many reasonable posters on this NG know that y2k ain't no big deal.
So, Mr. Milne stop this "hope for the best, prepare for the worst" nonsense. Nobody needs to get prepared for nothing. Things will ALWAYS be good in this country. Even if they get bad, our government will rescue us. Folks dont need to get ready for nothing, There will always be food in stores and plenty of money. We all should trust our leaders and  our stock market will go up forever, maybe even longer.
I for one will borrow as much as I can and put it all in stocks! There is PLENTY of money available and we can always print more. And even if folks cant pay back, there is always banktrupcy available.
And this Asian Crisis thing is nothing to worry about, we can print money for them too. Hell, we can always photocopy money if need be.

D. Scott Secor - Millennial Infarction Mitigator

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You sound one step from the funny farm, please renew your Prozac prescription.
 
Ciao,
 
 
Scott

Leszek Borkowski

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Well, do you think that Milne is right?

D. Scott Secor - Millennial Infarction Mitigator wrote:

> You sound one step from the funny farm, please renew your Prozac
> prescription. Ciao, Scott
>
> Leszek Borkowski wrote in message

> <35931EF8...@dmci.net>...From his email address, his

Leszek Borkowski

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Chad Tipton

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Forget putting your money in stocks, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn for sale.
And I won't be accepting any photocopied money either.

Jeffrey Schwartz

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You haven't lurked here very long, have you?

Jim B

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Excellent use of sarcastic irony!

Pete Hall

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Jim B wrote in message <35939D...@aol.comnospam>...
>Leszek Borkowski wrote:
<snip outpourings>

>Excellent use of sarcastic irony!

Ironic sarcasm ?

paul leblanc

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Leszek Borkowski wrote:
>
> From his email address, his posts, its clear that Milne is "The
> Invisible Hand's" tool of propaganda.

Leszek, get a life. Get off the pulpit. Read more. Get out more. - pl

Jim B

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Main Entry: iro·ny
Pronunciation: 'I-r&-nE also 'I(-&)r-nE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
Etymology: Latin ironia, from Greek eirOnia, from eirOn dissembler
Date: 1502
the use of words to express something other than and especially the
opposite of the literal meaning

Main Entry: sar·casm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin
sarcasmos, from Greek
sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer,
from sark-, sarx flesh;
probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
Date: 1550
a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic
language that is usually directed against an individual


Jim

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In article <359334D2...@dmci.net>,

Leszek Borkowski <sbork...@dmci.net> wrote:
>
> Well, do you think that Milne is right?
>
> D. Scott Secor - Millennial Infarction Mitigator wrote:
>
> > You sound one step from the funny farm, please renew your Prozac
> > prescription. Ciao, Scott
> >
The first time I read this, I thought this was serious. But read it again
adding the intended sarcasm. It's really pretty funny

Richard Church
webm...@lucidimages.com

It's the year 2000.
Do you know where your government is?
http://www.lucidimages.com/y2k/

> > Leszek Borkowski wrote in message

> > <35931EF8...@dmci.net>...From his email address, his


> > posts, its clear that Milne is "The Invisible Hand's" tool

> > of propaganda. He scares folks into believing that y2k is a
> > big deal, so that folks will call for government action and
> > more restrictions on freedoms. Surely, even his demeaning
> > name calling has a purpose of getting reasonable folks angry
> > at those that prepare.
> > Surely, many reasonable posters on this NG know that y2k
> > ain't no big deal.
> > So, Mr. Milne stop this "hope for the best, prepare for the
> > worst" nonsense. Nobody needs to get prepared for nothing.
> > Things will ALWAYS be good in this country. Even if they get
> > bad, our government will rescue us. Folks dont need to get
> > ready for nothing, There will always be food in stores and
> > plenty of money. We all should trust our leaders and our
> > stock market will go up forever, maybe even longer.
> > I for one will borrow as much as I can and put it all in
> > stocks! There is PLENTY of money available and we can always
> > print more. And even if folks cant pay back, there is always
> > banktrupcy available.
> > And this Asian Crisis thing is nothing to worry about, we
> > can print money for them too. Hell, we can always photocopy
> > money if need be.
> >
>
>


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D. Scott Secor - Millennial Infarction Mitigator

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On the contrary, your blather indicate that it is _YOU_ who is a "tool".
Lurk a while longer before displaying your colossal ignorance.

Ciao,

Scott Secor

> Leszek Borkowski wrote in message <35931EF8...@dmci.net>...
> From his email address, his posts, its clear that Milne is "The
>Invisible Hand's" tool of propaganda. He scares folks into believing that


<silly rant deleted to spare Borkowski's feelings>

Leszek Borkowski

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Yes, I am a tool. I am a megaphone of reason!!!!!!!

D. Scott Secor - Millennial Infarction Mitigator wrote:

Leszek Borkowski

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Leszek Borkowski

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Jo Anne Slaven

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Leszek Borkowski wrote (three times):

>
> Yes, I am a tool. I am a megaphone of reason!!!!!!!

You want to check the echo on that megaphone.

--
Jo Anne

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Leszek Borkowski

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Sorry about that.

Shmuel (Seymour J.) Metz

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Leszek Borkowski wrote:

> Well, do you think that Milne is right?

No, but he's more likely to be right than you are.

--

Shmuel (Seymour J.) Metz
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Mark Lunn

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Thanks for the clarification, Jim. It was becoming increasingly evident
from the responses that most folks just didn't catch the humour. Guess
that's why god made all those cute li'l emoticons ;-)

- Mark Lunn -

D. Scott Secor - Millennial Infarction Mitigator

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No! You are a "tool", as in the one hanging betwixt your gonads.

Leszek Borkowski wrote in message <3593FC15...@dmci.net>...


>Yes, I am a tool. I am a megaphone of reason!!!!!!!
>

D. Scott Secor - Millennial Infarction Mitigator

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And this multi-post drivel is further proof of your "toolship"!

Leszek Borkowski wrote in message <3593FC1C...@dmci.net>...

D. Scott Secor - Millennial Infarction Mitigator

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Oh, you certainly are! ;-)

Leszek Borkowski wrote in message <35940A7C...@dmci.net>...


>Sorry about that.
>
>Jo Anne Slaven wrote:
>
>> Leszek Borkowski wrote (three times):
>> >

>> > Yes, I am a tool. I am a megaphone of reason!!!!!!!
>>

D. Scott Secor - Millennial Infarction Mitigator

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Need I say more? Or is that "Mr. Tool"?

Leszek Borkowski wrote in message <3593FC25...@dmci.net>...


>Yes, I am a tool. I am a megaphone of reason!!!!!!!
>

The Goobers

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paul leblanc wrote:

>
> Leszek Borkowski wrote:
> >
> > From his email address, his posts, its clear that Milne is "The
> > Invisible Hand's" tool of propaganda.
>
> Leszek, get a life. Get off the pulpit. Read more. Get out more. - pl

Ummmm, Mr LeBlanc... hasn't that exact advice been offered to Mr Milne,
as well?

DD

Leszek Borkowski

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Why all this venom? Why are you so angry? Why are you so vicious?
Do YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?

D. Scott Secor - Millennial Infarction Mitigator wrote:
>

> No! You are a "tool", as in the one hanging betwixt your gonads.
>

> Leszek Borkowski wrote in message <3593FC15...@dmci.net>...

Leszek Borkowski

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Leszek Borkowski

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You are so convincing!!!

D. Scott Secor - Millennial Infarction Mitigator wrote:
>

> Oh, you certainly are! ;-)
>
> Leszek Borkowski wrote in message <35940A7C...@dmci.net>...
> >Sorry about that.
> >
> >Jo Anne Slaven wrote:
> >
> >> Leszek Borkowski wrote (three times):
> >> >

> >> > Yes, I am a tool. I am a megaphone of reason!!!!!!!
> >>

Leszek Borkowski

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I can't figure out whether Paul LeBlanc is on the same size as Milne or
not. 30 days ago he attacked Milne, today he is with Milne. Where will
he stand in 30 days?
Paul "Wet Finger" LeBlanc

The Goobers

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Leszek Borkowski wrote:
>
> I can't figure out whether Paul LeBlanc is on the same size as Milne or
> not. 30 days ago he attacked Milne, today he is with Milne. Where will
> he stand in 30 days?

Who knows? It has been said (Thoreau) that a foolish consistency is the
petty hobgoblin of small minds, that (Nietzsche) 'Whoever said 'Alas!
Two souls dwell within my breast!' fell short... by a goodly number of
souls' and that (Whitman) 'Do I contradict myself? Very well, I
contradict myself; I am large, I contain multitudes.'

... but what can anyone learn from a back-to-nature nut, a syphillitic
misanthrope or an acknowledged and notorious homosexual, anyhow?

DD

Jeffrey G. Bane

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The Goobers wrote


>... but what can anyone learn from a back-to-nature nut, a syphillitic
>misanthrope or an acknowledged and notorious homosexual, anyhow?
>
>DD

Whitman was a homosexual? Really?

Jeff


Leszek Borkowski

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Thoreau, Whitman and Nietzsche? All three? I am surprised.
And they admited?

The Goobers wrote:
>
> Leszek Borkowski wrote:
> >
> > I can't figure out whether Paul LeBlanc is on the same size as Milne or
> > not. 30 days ago he attacked Milne, today he is with Milne. Where will
> > he stand in 30 days?
>
> Who knows? It has been said (Thoreau) that a foolish consistency is the
> petty hobgoblin of small minds, that (Nietzsche) 'Whoever said 'Alas!
> Two souls dwell within my breast!' fell short... by a goodly number of
> souls' and that (Whitman) 'Do I contradict myself? Very well, I
> contradict myself; I am large, I contain multitudes.'
>

> ... but what can anyone learn from a back-to-nature nut, a syphillitic
> misanthrope or an acknowledged and notorious homosexual, anyhow?
>
> DD
>
> >

The Goobers

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Jeffrey G. Bane wrote:
>
> The Goobers wrote

> >... but what can anyone learn from a back-to-nature nut, a syphillitic
> >misanthrope or an acknowledged and notorious homosexual, anyhow?
> >
> >DD
>
> Whitman was a homosexual? Really?

Well I can't say for sure as I never was propositioned by the man,
personally... but that's the consensus amongst Them What Claims To
Know. Back in Those Days folks were a bit more... circumspect about
Materia Intimata (I don't believe that the word 'homosexual' was used in
those times) but even Whitman's friends were a bit... scandalised by
some of his more 'graphic' imagery.

DD

The Goobers

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Leszek Borkowski wrote:
>
> Thoreau, Whitman and Nietzsche? All three? I am surprised.
> And they admited?

What? Where? When? I be confustigated... might you be a bit more
explicit (so I won't have to be, maybe?)

DD

>
> The Goobers wrote:
> >
> > Leszek Borkowski wrote:
> > >
> > > I can't figure out whether Paul LeBlanc is on the same size as Milne or
> > > not. 30 days ago he attacked Milne, today he is with Milne. Where will
> > > he stand in 30 days?
> >
> > Who knows? It has been said (Thoreau) that a foolish consistency is the
> > petty hobgoblin of small minds, that (Nietzsche) 'Whoever said 'Alas!
> > Two souls dwell within my breast!' fell short... by a goodly number of
> > souls' and that (Whitman) 'Do I contradict myself? Very well, I
> > contradict myself; I am large, I contain multitudes.'
> >

> > ... but what can anyone learn from a back-to-nature nut, a syphillitic
> > misanthrope or an acknowledged and notorious homosexual, anyhow?
> >
> > DD
> >
> > >

The Goobers

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dsd...@tiac.net wrote:
>
> x-no-archive: yes

>
> The Goobers <docd...@erols.com> wrote:
>
> > > Whitman was a homosexual? Really?
>
> > Well I can't say for sure as I never was propositioned by the man,
> > personally...
>
> Are you implying that it's a forgone conclusion that he would have
> propositioned you if he was a homosexual and you had met?

Implication is in the mind of the beholder, no?

>
> Is this belief the result of general vanity, or a more localized special
> regret?

Which belief... the one which, it can be said. *you* projected onto *me*
in a classically Freudian manner?

(in case, of course, you missed the subtlety... that bit of dimestore
psychobabble was prefaced with 'it can be said'... no mention was made
about the possibility of truth or accuracy resultant from saying things
thusly.)

DD

D. Scott Secor - Millennial Infarction Mitigator

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The Goobers wrote in message <3594F0...@erols.com>...

>paul leblanc wrote:
>>
>> Leszek Borkowski wrote:
>> >
>> > From his email address, his posts, its clear that Milne is "The
>> > Invisible Hand's" tool of propaganda.
>>
>> Leszek, get a life. Get off the pulpit. Read more. Get out more. - pl
>
>Ummmm, Mr LeBlanc... hasn't that exact advice been offered to Mr Milne,
>as well?


Ah, but has not the inimitable Mr. Milne been OUT building a water tower for
the past few days? Watch out when he comes back with both barrels blazing
(Aesop reference notwithstanding).

Ciao,


Scott Secor

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Leszek Borkowski wrote in message <35952138...@dmci.net>...

>Why all this venom? Why are you so angry? Why are you so vicious?
>Do YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?


Moi? Do I have a "problem"? Perhaps I do. I have a REAL problem with
people who come tromping around these parts spewing their own brand of
venom, devoid of all logic, then triple post their idiocy only to ask _ME_
if I have a problem! Surely you jest!


Ciao,


Scott Secor

Matthew Wilson

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The Goobers wrote:

> Leszek Borkowski wrote:
> >
> > I can't figure out whether Paul LeBlanc is on the same size as Milne or
> > not. 30 days ago he attacked Milne, today he is with Milne. Where will
> > he stand in 30 days?
>
> Who knows? It has been said (Thoreau) that a foolish consistency is the
> petty hobgoblin of small minds, that (Nietzsche) 'Whoever said 'Alas!
> Two souls dwell within my breast!' fell short... by a goodly number of
> souls' and that (Whitman) 'Do I contradict myself? Very well, I
> contradict myself; I am large, I contain multitudes.'
>
> ... but what can anyone learn from a back-to-nature nut, a syphillitic
> misanthrope or an acknowledged and notorious homosexual, anyhow?
>
> DD
>
> >
> > The Goobers wrote:
> > >

> > > paul leblanc wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Leszek Borkowski wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > From his email address, his posts, its clear that Milne is "The
> > > > > Invisible Hand's" tool of propaganda.
> > > >
> > > > Leszek, get a life. Get off the pulpit. Read more. Get out more. - pl
> > >
> > > Ummmm, Mr LeBlanc... hasn't that exact advice been offered to Mr Milne,
> > > as well?
> > >

> > > DD

Actually, Ralph Waldo Emerson said , "Consistency is the hobgoblin of small
minds." But I'm sure Thoreau would have agreed. And, now, back to your regularly
scheduled programming...


Leszek Borkowski

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You must learn to read.

D. Scott Secor - Millennial Infarction Mitigator wrote:
>

Rick Plotke

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On Thu, 25 Jun 1998 23:09:28 -0500, Leszek Borkowski
<sbork...@dmci.net> wrote:
>From his email address, his posts, its clear that Milne is "The Invisible
>Hand's" tool of propaganda. He scares folks into believing that y2k is
>a big deal, so that folks will call for government action and more restrictions
>on freedoms. Surely, even his demeaning name calling has a purpose of getting
>reasonable folks angry at those that prepare.
>Surely, many reasonable posters on this NG know that y2k ain't no big
>deal.
>So, Mr. Milne stop this "hope for the best, prepare for the worst"
>nonsense. Nobody needs to get prepared for nothing.

So at this point I'm saying to myself "sigh, another pollyanna unhappy
with Paul's view".

>Things will ALWAYS
>be good in this country. Even if they get bad, our government will rescue
>us. Folks dont need to get ready for nothing, There will always be food
>in stores and plenty of money. We all should trust our leaders and
>our stock market will go up forever, maybe even longer.
>I for one will borrow as much as I can and put it all in stocks! There
>is PLENTY of money available and we can always print more. And even if
>folks cant pay back, there is always banktrupcy available.
>And this Asian Crisis thing is nothing to worry about, we can print
>money for them too. Hell, we can always photocopy money if need be.

But by now the satire is evident.
Leszek Borkowski can't possibly be *that* pollyanna.
Nobody can.
(at least I don't think anybody can)

Rick Plotke
tru...@ix.netcom.com

D. Scott Secor - Millennial Infarction Mitigator

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Leszek Borkowski wrote in message <3595CE9F...@dmci.net>...

>You must learn to read.


I _DID_ read ... three friggin' times! But that's alright I won't have to
any more.

*PLONK*

See ya!

Scott

docd...@clark.net

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In article <35958...@news3.uswest.net>,

D. Scott Secor - Millennial Infarction Mitigator <y...@uswest.net.NO$PAM> wrote:
>Leszek Borkowski wrote in message <35952138...@dmci.net>...
>>Why all this venom? Why are you so angry? Why are you so vicious?
>>Do YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?
>
>
>Moi? Do I have a "problem"? Perhaps I do. I have a REAL problem with
>people who come tromping around these parts spewing their own brand of
>venom, devoid of all logic, then triple post their idiocy only to ask _ME_
>if I have a problem! Surely you jest!

Hmmmmm... as opposed, of course, to people who come tromping around these
parts spewing *your* own brand of venom? What are you, Mr Secor, some
kind of monopolist?

DD


docd...@clark.net

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In article <3595D122...@earthlink.net>,
Matthew Wilson <mm...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>

[cut to the correction]

> Actually, Ralph Waldo Emerson said , "Consistency is the hobgoblin of small
>minds." But I'm sure Thoreau would have agreed. And, now, back to your regularly
>scheduled programming...

Greatly appreciated... I tend to get those 19th-century
back-to-nature-nutty-poetical-types confused; I sit corrected.

DD


The Goobers

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D. Scott Secor - Millennial Infarction Mitigator wrote:
>
> The Goobers wrote in message <3594F0...@erols.com>...
> >paul leblanc wrote:

> >>
> >> Leszek Borkowski wrote:
> >> >
> >> > From his email address, his posts, its clear that Milne is "The
> >> > Invisible Hand's" tool of propaganda.
> >>
> >> Leszek, get a life. Get off the pulpit. Read more. Get out more. - pl
> >
> >Ummmm, Mr LeBlanc... hasn't that exact advice been offered to Mr Milne,
> >as well?
>
> Ah, but has not the inimitable Mr. Milne been OUT building a water tower for
> the past few days? Watch out when he comes back with both barrels blazing
> (Aesop reference notwithstanding).

That just might be the point... if Mr Milne gets out *more* such a thing
might not happen.

DD

kirk reeves

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Did you *PLONK* him because he called you surely?

>
> I _DID_ read ... three friggin' times! But that's alright I won't have to any more.
>
> *PLONK*
>
> See ya!
>
> Scott


> Leszek Borkowski wrote in message <3595CE9F...@dmci.net>...
> >You must learn to read.

> Surely you jest!

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