My colon is a computer

[Adam Ben Nalois]

This is true.You have input , goes through the colon , and then you
have output, coming out the anus.

So the colon is a computer.

[Bill Godfrey]

mister...@yahoo.ca (Adam Ben Nalois) wrote:
> So the colon is a computer.

So can I program my colon by eating different foods? How could I express a
conditional branch, or a loop terminated by a change of state?

Bill, mint maize() { pintof("Hello world.\n"); }

[gswork]

mister...@yahoo.ca (Adam Ben Nalois) wrote in message news:<fd16a342.03121...@posting.google.com>...

http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=author:misternalois%40yahoo.ca+

If anyone is interested.

[Thomas Stegen]

He must have worked hard on this. Some of them are quite funny though.
500 + posts since the 29th of november! All them (apparently, did not
check) in the style of the above :)

I hesitate to call him a troll since he isn't exactly being very
inflammatory...

--
Thomas.

[Richard Heathfield]

Bill Godfrey wrote:

> mister...@yahoo.ca (Adam Ben Nalois) wrote:
>> So the colon is a computer.
>
> So can I program my colon by eating different foods? How could I express a
> conditional branch, or a loop terminated by a change of state?

Alimentary, my dear Watson.

--
Richard Heathfield : bin...@eton.powernet.co.uk
"Usenet is a strange place." - Dennis M Ritchie, 29 July 1999.
C FAQ: http://www.eskimo.com/~scs/C-faq/top.html
K&R answers, C books, etc: http://users.powernet.co.uk/eton

[Jack Klein]

On 17 Dec 2003 21:18:24 -0800, mister...@yahoo.ca (Adam Ben Nalois)
wrote in comp.programming:

> This is true.You have input , goes through the colon , and then you
> have output, coming out the anus.
>
> So the colon is a computer.

An obviously false statement. Obviously the output of your colon goes
directly to usenet.

--
Jack Klein
Home: http://JK-Technology.Com
FAQs for
comp.lang.c http://www.eskimo.com/~scs/C-faq/top.html
comp.lang.c++ http://www.parashift.com/c++-faq-lite/
alt.comp.lang.learn.c-c++ ftp://snurse-l.org/pub/acllc-c++/faq

[Anthony Ventimiglia]

Thomas Stegen <tst...@cis.strath.ac.uk> writes:
>
> He must have worked hard on this. Some of them are quite funny though.
> 500 + posts since the 29th of november! All them (apparently, did not
> check) in the style of the above :)

I found the recent post on comp.lang.lisp pretty amusing, seems I
wasn't the only one. There are worse things than having a sense of
humor.

--
(incf *yankees-world-series-losses*)

[gswork]

Anthony Ventimiglia <anthony.at.vent...@spam.dev.null> wrote in message news:<87ekv1c...@afghan.dogpound>...

It's pretty obsessive to post 500 quips though! And they do have a
crudity not really appropriate for public groups. Still, they're too
silly to be inflamatory - must be hard work checking the responses!

It's the responses that can be funny though. In one i did read, also
colon related, the advice was to program it in java due to the
automatic garbage collection. hmm!

[Nils Petter Vaskinn]

On Fri, 19 Dec 2003 03:43:23 -0800, gswork wrote:

> It's the responses that can be funny though.

in comp.lang.c++ he explained how his penis could program c++ the
best responses:
-
Usually, issues with that member are the result of inheritance.
-
And always remember only friends can access your private members.
-

In comp.lang.c about programming dildos he got these responses:
-
No, you shouldn't use C. It's not perverted enough to fully satisfy
your requirements. You need something like COBOL or VB.
-
i would be careful about u.b. ;)
-
Such hardware interfacing is not provided in standard C
and so is off-topic here.
-

--
NPV

"the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away"
Tom Waits - Step right up