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Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot

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Ahnold

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Jun 29, 2012, 10:15:15 PM6/29/12
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On 29/06/2012 8:33 PM, [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
> The voting starts now for the June 2012 Kook Awards.
>
> Keep in mind that the voting process will go on for the entire month of
> July, with the results being announced on or about 31 July 2012.
>
> Invite your friends, and cross-post the Offishul AUK Voting Roster to your
> favorite haunts. Let's see if we can't get it cross-posted to at least 1000
> higher-volume froups, mmmkay?
>
> After all, we want to send the old guard out with a bang. Or at least with a
> swift kick to the ass.
>
> Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who can prove his
> socks contributed the most to the voting process will receive a special
> commendation by decree of the FNVW.
>
> For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered Offishul Voting
> Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots shall be dealt with as the FNVW
> sees fit.
>
> The roster below is a bit different than you're used to seeing. I shall
> endeavor to explain the voting process to you now.
>
> Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists each person up
> for an award, then what awards they're up for. This makes it easier to vote
> only for those kooks you've been following.
>
> Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter a '+' in that
> box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in that box represents a vote in
> the negative. Leaving the box blank represents an abstention.
>
> The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are not eligible to
> be voted on, as they've already been awarded. Changing these has no effect.
>
> Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote often.
>
> ==================================================
Bit
[X]= Offishul AUK Comedian; by FNVW decree 25Jun2012

Bit Rot
[X]= Offishul AUK Ball Polisher; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012
[+]= Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by Anon; Second by Janithor.

Checkmate
[X]= Checkmate "Trapped In The Closet" Award; by FNVW decree; Second by The
Second Sock.
[+]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by Anonymous; Second by
DAVE TV.
[ ]= Gay-Married Husband For Rent Award; Nominated by Ms. Kitty; Second by
FNVW.
[X]= Offishul AUK Rectal Bottle Opener; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012
[X]= Offishul AUK AssClown; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012

Emmett Gulley
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of Albatross;
Nominated by Janithor; second by DAVE TV.
[ ]= Hammer of Thor Award; Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by Anonymous,
Janithor.

Fred Hall
[+]= Kook of the Month Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by Phoenix, DAVE
TV.
[+]= The Office of Usenet Drunk; Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by Janithor.
[+]= Tinfoil Sombrero Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by DAVE TV.

Highway to Hell
[X]= Offishul AUK Prognosticator; by FNVW decree 25Jun2012

Irkin Invader Zim / cain...@windstream.net / Frank Drebbin
[X]= Offishul AUK Stubborn, DeLULsional Idiot; by FNVW decree 26Jun2012

kachina candente (aka Shiny)
[X]= Offishul AUK Dirty Slut; by FNVW decree 20Jun2012

Keeper of Truth
[X]= Offishul AUK Congenital Liar And Genital Washer; by FNVW decree
20Jun2012

Knoxy
[ ]= Knoxy Master Emasculator Award; Emasculator of Checkmate; Nominated by
Persent; Second by FNVW.

Murphy/phhlatArse/Flash/etc.
[+]= Busted Urinal Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second Sock.
[+]= Drama Queen Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second Sock.
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
Sock.
[+]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
Sock.
[+]= Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The
Second Sock.
[+]= Unabomber Surprise Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
Sock.

pandora
[ ]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by
Janithor, The Second Sock.
[X]= Offishul AUK Antique; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012

Persent
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of Checkmate;
Nominated by Janithor; Second by javax.swing.JSnarker

Steve Crook
[ ]= Gene Spafford "Usenet Samaritan" Award; Nominated by Account Banned;
Second by FNVW, Cujo DeSockpuppet.

This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of
Use
[X]= Offishul AUK Spankling; by FNVW decree 25Jun2012

tholen
[+]= Pavlov's Bell Lifetime Achievement Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second
by The Second Sock.

Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar
[+]= Blistered Ass Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by The Second Sock.
[+]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by
Janithor.
[X]= Offishul AUK Coward; by FNVW decree 20Jun2012
[X]= Offishul AUK Sniffer Of A Drunkard's Yeasty Crotch; by FNVW decree
25Jun2012
[ ]= Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by The Second
Sock, Janithor.
==================================================

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jun 30, 2012, 9:41:17 AM6/30/12
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Ahnold <aswarz...@gmail.com> writes:

15> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,alt.free.newsservers,comp.os.os2.advocacy

15> Bit
15> [X]= Offishul AUK Comedian; by FNVW decree 25Jun2012

15> Bit Rot
15> [X]= Offishul AUK Ball Polisher; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012
15> [+]= Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by Anon; Second by
Janithor.

15> Checkmate
15> [X]= Checkmate "Trapped In The Closet" Award; by FNVW decree;
Second by The
15> Second Sock.
15> [+]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by Anonymous;
Second by
15> DAVE TV.
15> [ ]= Gay-Married Husband For Rent Award; Nominated by Ms. Kitty;
Second by
15> FNVW.
15> [X]= Offishul AUK Rectal Bottle Opener; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012
15> [X]= Offishul AUK AssClown; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012

15> Emmett Gulley
15> [+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of
Albatross;
15> Nominated by Janithor; second by DAVE TV.
15> [ ]= Hammer of Thor Award; Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by
Anonymous,
15> Janithor.

15> Fred Hall
15> [+]= Kook of the Month Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by
Phoenix, DAVE
15> TV.
15> [+]= The Office of Usenet Drunk; Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by
Janithor.
15> [+]= Tinfoil Sombrero Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by DAVE
TV.

15> Highway to Hell
15> [X]= Offishul AUK Prognosticator; by FNVW decree 25Jun2012

15> Irkin Invader Zim / cain...@windstream.net / Frank Drebbin
15> [X]= Offishul AUK Stubborn, DeLULsional Idiot; by FNVW decree
26Jun2012

15> kachina candente (aka Shiny)
15> [X]= Offishul AUK Dirty Slut; by FNVW decree 20Jun2012

15> Keeper of Truth
15> [X]= Offishul AUK Congenital Liar And Genital Washer; by FNVW
decree
15> 20Jun2012

15> Knoxy
15> [ ]= Knoxy Master Emasculator Award; Emasculator of Checkmate;
Nominated by
15> Persent; Second by FNVW.

15> Murphy/phhlatArse/Flash/etc.
15> [+]= Busted Urinal Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The
Second Sock.
15> [+]= Drama Queen Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
Sock.
15> [+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by
The Second
15> Sock.
15> [+]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The
Second
15> Sock.
15> [+]= Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award; Nominated by Ahnold;
Second by The
15> Second Sock.
15> [+]= Unabomber Surprise Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The
Second
15> Sock.

15> pandora
15> [ ]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second
by
15> Janithor, The Second Sock.
15> [X]= Offishul AUK Antique; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012

15> Persent
15> [+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of
Checkmate;
15> Nominated by Janithor; Second by javax.swing.JSnarker

15> Steve Crook
15> [ ]= Gene Spafford "Usenet Samaritan" Award; Nominated by Account
Banned;
15> Second by FNVW, Cujo DeSockpuppet.

15> This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups
Terms Of
15> Use
15> [X]= Offishul AUK Spankling; by FNVW decree 25Jun2012

15> tholen
15> [+]= Pavlov's Bell Lifetime Achievement Award; Nominated by
Ahnold; Second
15> by The Second Sock.

15> Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar
15> [+]= Blistered Ass Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by The Second
Sock.
15> [+]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second
by
15> Janithor.
15> [X]= Offishul AUK Coward; by FNVW decree 20Jun2012
15> [X]= Offishul AUK Sniffer Of A Drunkard's Yeasty Crotch; by FNVW
decree
15> 25Jun2012
15> [ ]= Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by
The Second
15> Sock, Janithor.

What does any of that have to do with OS/2, Ahnold?

Fred Greer

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Jul 3, 2012, 1:25:43 AM7/3/12
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On Sat, 30 Jun 2012 00:33:38 +0000, [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> [X]= Offishul AUK Comedian; by FNVW decree 25Jun2012
>
> Bit Rot
> [X]= Offishul AUK Ball Polisher; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012

[+]= Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by Anon; Second by Janithor.

> Checkmate
> [X]= Checkmate "Trapped In The Closet" Award; by FNVW decree; Second by
> The Second Sock.

[-]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by Anonymous; Second
by DAVE TV.

[+]= Gay-Married Husband For Rent Award; Nominated by Ms. Kitty; Second
by FNVW.

> [X]= Offishul AUK Rectal Bottle Opener; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012 [X]=
> Offishul AUK AssClown; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012
>
> Emmett Gulley
> [ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of Albatross;
> Nominated by Janithor; second by DAVE TV.

[-]= Hammer of Thor Award;
Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by Anonymous, Janithor.

> Fred Hall

[+]= Kook of the Month Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by Phoenix,
DAVE TV.

> [ ]= The Office of Usenet Drunk; Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by
> Janithor.

[+]= Tinfoil Sombrero Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by
DAVE TV.

> Highway to Hell
> [X]= Offishul AUK Prognosticator; by FNVW decree 25Jun2012
>
> Irkin Invader Zim / cain...@windstream.net / Frank Drebbin [X]=
> Offishul AUK Stubborn, DeLULsional Idiot; by FNVW decree 26Jun2012
>
> kachina candente (aka Shiny)
> [X]= Offishul AUK Dirty Slut; by FNVW decree 20Jun2012
>
> Keeper of Truth
> [X]= Offishul AUK Congenital Liar And Genital Washer; by FNVW decree
> 20Jun2012
>
> Knoxy

[+]= Knoxy Master Emasculator Award; Emasculator of Checkmate; Nominated
by Persent; Second by FNVW.

> Murphy/phhlatArse/Flash/etc.

[+]= Busted Urinal Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
Sock.
[+]= Drama Queen Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
Sock.
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by
The Second Sock.

> [ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
> Sock.
> [ ]= Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by
> The Second Sock.

[+]= Unabomber Surprise Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
Sock.

> pandora
> [ ]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by
> Janithor, The Second Sock.
> [X]= Offishul AUK Antique; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012
>
> Persent
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of Checkmate;
Nominated by Janithor; Second by javax.swing.JSnarker

> Steve Crook

[-]= Gene Spafford "Usenet Samaritan" Award; Nominated by Account
Banned; Second by FNVW, Cujo DeSockpuppet.

> This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms
> Of Use
> [X]= Offishul AUK Spankling; by FNVW decree 25Jun2012
>
> tholen

The Mysterious Tholen-Bot! Battery operated, powered by OS/2, with
amazing Robot Action!

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=30nj3n4&s=6

[+]= Pavlov's Bell Lifetime Achievement Award; Nominated by Ahnold;
Second by The Second Sock.

Trained by *everyone*, and the most obedient usenet poster I know, as
long as you tell him to reply rather than to shut up. :)

> Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar

[+]= Blistered Ass Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by The Second Sock.
[+]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by
Janithor.

> [X]= Offishul AUK Coward; by FNVW decree 20Jun2012 [X]= Offishul AUK
> Sniffer Of A Drunkard's Yeasty Crotch; by FNVW decree 25Jun2012

[-]= Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by The
Second Sock, Janithor.

> ==================================================

Hydra.Blanky

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Jul 3, 2012, 7:52:11 AM7/3/12
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paul trembled in <terr0r-o...@gmail.com> and shook his mangled tongue:

>What does /slap

STFU...you poor sad fucktard

terr0r

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Jul 3, 2012, 9:15:21 AM7/3/12
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On 03/07/2012 7:52 AM, "Hydra.Blanky", an obvious murphy sock, wrote:
NaN> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy

NaN> paul trembled in <terr0r-o...@gmail.com> and shook his
mangled tongue:

What does your hallucination have to do with television or OS/2, murphy?
And who is "paul", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

NaN> > What does /slap

I did not write that, murphy, yet you attributed it to me anyway.
Classic dishonesty on your part, murphy.

NaN> STFU...you poor sad fucktard

Who is "you poor sad fucktard", murphy? There is nobody in this
newsgroup using that alias. And why don't you practice what you preach,
murphy? What does your foul language have to do with television or OS/2,
murphy?

In fact, I don't see anything in your post with any apparent
relationship to television or OS/2 at all, murphy.

"violating one basic rule in continually posting to or creating "off
topic" messages is a violation of group's charters."
--murphy

How ironic.

"I had 'volunteered (years back) to support those who do endeavor
to provide free Free Usenet access, support those who offered
subscription based Free Usenet access, nothing more than
cooperation expected in return for what has been many
thousands of hours of work. I note most of those I joined with
are either deceased, severely disabled, or plain ole' MIA..
now it is my Time. ...

You just read my last. ...

For those who think they see me in future times I can only wish
you severe Tinnitus in your dreams. For those who know me
well (eMail, whatever) and see me, know I will be smiling also.
It is to you I say "adieu mein frenz and adios .. grazie' [hugs]
for all the Good Times! May you and yours always bear well
with all Life brings you".

/0ut"
--murphy

http://www.uffnet.com/kookkamp/goodbye.htm

And some people wonder why I call them Famous Last Words.

Borb Mey

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On 03/07/2012 11:09 AM, [Tor] Not Shiny wrote:
> [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote in
> <news:jslhh1$3ge$1...@news.mixmin.net>:
>> tholen
>> [+]= Pavlov's Bell Lifetime Achievement Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second
>> by The Second Sock.
>
> What does your vote have to do with OS/2, Not Shiny? Who is tholen,
> Not Shiny, there is no one here using that name.

This one not only can be made to reply on command, but some other nifty
tricks too! Watch this:

What does my classic unsubstantiated and ambiguous claim have to do with
OS/2, upmyass?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 4, 2012, 3:38:12 PM7/4/12
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terr0r <terr0r-o...@gmail.com> writes:

3> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3> What does your hallucination have to do with television or OS/2,
murphy?
3> And who is "paul", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that
3> alias.

3> I did not write that, murphy, yet you attributed it to me anyway.
3> Classic dishonesty on your part, murphy.

3> Who is "you poor sad fucktard", murphy? There is nobody in this
3> newsgroup using that alias. And why don't you practice what you
preach,
3> murphy? What does your foul language have to do with television or
OS/2,
3> murphy?

3> In fact, I don't see anything in your post with any apparent
3> relationship to television or OS/2 at all, murphy.

3> How ironic.

3> And some people wonder why I call them Famous Last Words.

Rather ironic that you should suddenly show any interest in
relevance to the newsgroup, terr0r.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 4, 2012, 3:38:47 PM7/4/12
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Hydra.Blanky <s...@ke.derbyshire.slithers.in> writes:

5> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy

5> STFU...you poor sad fucktard

What does your foul language have to do with OS/2, Hydra.Blanky?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 4, 2012, 3:37:21 PM7/4/12
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Borb Mey <b0r...@b0rbm3y.b0rbm3y> writes:

1> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1> NNTP-Posting-Host: HenCI89P/9x16w9fdQlY5Q.user.speranza.aioe.org

1> This one not only can be made to reply on command, but some other
nifty
1> tricks too! Watch this:

1> What does my classic unsubstantiated and ambiguous claim have to do
with
1> OS/2, upmyass?

You should know what your own claim has to do with the
newsgroups to which you post your claim, Mey.

] From: terr0r <terr0r-o...@gmail.com>
] NNTP-Posting-Host: HenCI89P/9x16w9fdQlY5Q.user.speranza.aioe.org

] From: Borb Mey <b0r...@b0rbm3y.b0rbm3y>
] NNTP-Posting-Host: HenCI89P/9x16w9fdQlY5Q.user.speranza.aioe.org

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 4, 2012, 3:39:30 PM7/4/12
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Fred Greer <fgg...@nospam.invalid> writes:

29> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,alt.free.newsservers,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.arts.tv,rec.arts.sf.tv

29> [+]= Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by Anon; Second by
Janithor.

29> [-]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by Anonymous;
Second
29> by DAVE TV.

29> [+]= Gay-Married Husband For Rent Award; Nominated by Ms. Kitty;
Second
29> by FNVW.

29> [-]= Hammer of Thor Award;
29> Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by Anonymous, Janithor.

29> [+]= Kook of the Month Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by
Phoenix,
29> DAVE TV.

29> [+]= Tinfoil Sombrero Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by
29> DAVE TV.

29> [+]= Knoxy Master Emasculator Award; Emasculator of Checkmate;
Nominated
29> by Persent; Second by FNVW.

29> [+]= Busted Urinal Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The
Second
29> Sock.
29> [+]= Drama Queen Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
29> Sock.
29> [+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by
29> The Second Sock.

29> [+]= Unabomber Surprise Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The
Second
29> Sock.

29> [+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of
Checkmate;
29> Nominated by Janithor; Second by javax.swing.JSnarker

29> [-]= Gene Spafford "Usenet Samaritan" Award; Nominated by Account
29> Banned; Second by FNVW, Cujo DeSockpuppet.

29> The Mysterious Tholen-Bot! Battery operated, powered by OS/2,
with
29> amazing Robot Action!

29> [+]= Pavlov's Bell Lifetime Achievement Award; Nominated by
Ahnold;
29> Second by The Second Sock.

29> Trained by *everyone*, and the most obedient usenet poster I know,
as
29> long as you tell him to reply rather than to shut up. :)

29> [+]= Blistered Ass Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by The Second
Sock.
29> [+]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second
by
29> Janithor.

29> [-]= Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by
The
29> Second Sock, Janithor.

What does your ballot have to do with OS/2, Greer?

Borb Mey

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Jul 4, 2012, 7:57:19 PM7/4/12
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On 04/07/2012 3:37 PM, tho...@antispam.ham wrote:
> Borb Mey <b0r...@b0rbm3y.b0rbm3y> writes:
>
> 1> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>
> 1> NNTP-Posting-Host: HenCI89P/9x16w9fdQlY5Q.user.speranza.aioe.org
>
> 1> This one not only can be made to reply on command, but some other
> nifty
> 1> tricks too! Watch this:
>
> 1> What does my classic unsubstantiated and ambiguous claim have to do
> with
> 1> OS/2, upmyass?
>
> You should know what your own claim has to do with the
> newsgroups to which you post your claim, Mey.

Why do you say that, upmyass?

Checkmate

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Jul 4, 2012, 8:06:25 PM7/4/12
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!
Oh, I know what you're trying to do. Let's see if it works...

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved

"There are many here among us...
who feel that life is but a joke."

%

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Jul 4, 2012, 8:25:27 PM7/4/12
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Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Borb Mey said:
>
>
>>
>> On 04/07/2012 3:37 PM, tho...@antispam.ham wrote:
>>> Borb Mey <b0r...@b0rbm3y.b0rbm3y> writes:
>>>
>>> 1> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>>>
>>> 1> NNTP-Posting-Host: HenCI89P/9x16w9fdQlY5Q.user.speranza.aioe.org
>>>
>>> 1> This one not only can be made to reply on command, but some other
>>> nifty
>>> 1> tricks too! Watch this:
>>>
>>> 1> What does my classic unsubstantiated and ambiguous claim have to
>>> do with
>>> 1> OS/2, upmyass?
>>>
>>> You should know what your own claim has to do with the
>>> newsgroups to which you post your claim, Mey.
>>
>> Why do you say that, upmyass?
>
> Oh, I know what you're trying to do. Let's see if it works...


oh ms kitty

scr3am

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Jul 4, 2012, 8:50:37 PM7/4/12
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On 04/07/2012 3:38 PM, tho...@antispam.ham wrote:
/!\> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy

/!\> Rather ironic that you should suddenly show any interest in
/!\> relevance to the newsgroup, terr0r.

What does your classic erroneous presupposition have to do with
television or OS/2, tholenbot01? My posts here show *exactly* as much
interest in relevance to the newsgroup as yours do, twizzle-stick01.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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"%" <per...@gmail.com> writes:

563> Newsgroups: alt.checkmate,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

563> oh ms kitty

What does your kitty have to do with OS/2, persent?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 4, 2012, 11:01:50 PM7/4/12
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Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> writes:

274> Newsgroups: alt.checkmate,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

274> Oh, I know what you're trying to do. Let's see if it works...

What does your clarivoyance have to do with OS/2, Checkmate?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Borb Mey <b0r...@b0rbm3y.b0rbm3y> writes:

4> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

4> Why do you say that, upmyass?

Having attribution problems, Mey?

Borb Mey

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Jul 4, 2012, 11:18:00 PM7/4/12
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Of course not, hcalmff.


tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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scr3am <murphy-s....@gmail.com> writes:

1> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1> What does your classic erroneous presupposition have to do with
1> television or OS/2, tholenbot01?

Who is "tholenbot01", scr3am? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

1> My posts here show *exactly* as much
1> interest in relevance to the newsgroup as yours do, twizzle-
stick01.

Who is "twizzle-stick01", scr3am? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

Nadegda

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Jul 9, 2012, 3:50:13 AM7/9/12
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> [X]= Offishul AUK Ball Polisher; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012 [ ]= Pathetic
> Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by Anon; Second by Janithor.
>
> Checkmate
> [X]= Checkmate "Trapped In The Closet" Award; by FNVW decree; Second by
> The Second Sock.

[+]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by Anonymous; Second
by DAVE TV.

Absolutely.

[+]= Gay-Married Husband For Rent Award; Nominated by Ms. Kitty; Second
by FNVW.

And ass-reamed by *persent*, of all people. He has *kooks* that are his
superiors in every respect, and incessantly-starts-all-caps-threads-
hourly type kooks at that.

> [X]= Offishul AUK Rectal Bottle Opener; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012 [X]=
> Offishul AUK AssClown; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012
>
> Emmett Gulley

[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of Albatross;
Nominated by Janithor; second by DAVE TV.

Absofrigginglutely.

[-]= Hammer of Thor Award;
Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by Anonymous, Janithor.

Come on. Take Thor a *bit* more seriously. :)

> Fred Hall

[+]= Kook of the Month Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by Phoenix,
DAVE TV.

Are you kidding?

[+]= The Office of Usenet Drunk; Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by
Janithor.

Again: are you kidding?

[+]= Tinfoil Sombrero Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by
DAVE TV.

Self-evident, I should say.

> Highway to Hell
> [X]= Offishul AUK Prognosticator; by FNVW decree 25Jun2012
>
> Irkin Invader Zim / cain...@windstream.net / Frank Drebbin [X]=
> Offishul AUK Stubborn, DeLULsional Idiot; by FNVW decree 26Jun2012
>
> kachina candente (aka Shiny)
> [X]= Offishul AUK Dirty Slut; by FNVW decree 20Jun2012
>
> Keeper of Truth
> [X]= Offishul AUK Congenital Liar And Genital Washer; by FNVW decree
> 20Jun2012
>
> Knoxy
> [ ]= Knoxy Master Emasculator Award; Emasculator of Checkmate; Nominated
> by Persent; Second by FNVW.

Who?

> Murphy/phhlatArse/Flash/etc.

[+]= Busted Urinal Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
Sock.

Pee-yew, phlatArse! You let one! You let one too many! You let a few
thousand too many.

[+]= Drama Queen Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
Sock.

As a witness to the extraordinary temper tantrum he threw in eternal-
september.support AGAIN the other day, I approve this candidate. And now
the coward's taken to forging regulars' "From" headers to throw his
tantrums too. But I'd recognize his foul stench anywhere.

[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by
The Second Sock.

I've never seen anyone so obsessed. You can't take two steps on usenet
these days without tripping over a long and pointless thread punctuated
by multiple of his socks and the name "derbyshire". :P And these pop up
in the darndest of places. Besides eternal-september.support, in
rec.arts.tv, rec.arts.sf.tv, comp.lang.java programmer at minimum. Not to
mention auk, though he seems to be posting here less of late -- I wonder
why? >;-)

[-]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
Sock.

Nah. I've seen much more mangled language from, for instance, ALIEN. Or
even tholen. He might have been a contender a couple years ago during his
phlatArse phase, though, had he ever been nominated.

[+]= Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by
The Second Sock.

Dweeb's changing nym sometimes two, three times a day now! And keeping
several going at a time. "Hydra-Blanky" is currently the longest lived in
use -- at a whole frigging WEEK of age.

And despite their youth, there's something ... dirty about each and every
one of his socks.

Of course, his chief opponent, the "Murphy Foam Detoxification Squad", is
probably a single person nymshifting, and if so is nymshifting just as
much, but hey, he wasn't nominated and murphy was. >;-)

[+]= Unabomber Surprise Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
Sock.

Textwall-a-day based on what I've seen. And now he's taken to giant
screed-filled ranting sigs too, a sure sign he's begun his final
evolution into an Omega Kook of the same magnitude as Greegor and Kent
Wills and all those others with a giant list of someone else's alleged
crimes peppered with dozens of dubious weblinks for a sig.

> pandora
> [ ]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by
> Janithor, The Second Sock.
> [X]= Offishul AUK Antique; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012
>
> Persent

Oh, what the hell.

[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of Checkmate;
Nominated by Janithor; Second by javax.swing.JSnarker

> Steve Crook
> [ ]= Gene Spafford "Usenet Samaritan" Award; Nominated by Account
> Banned; Second by FNVW, Cujo DeSockpuppet.
>
> This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms
> Of Use
> [X]= Offishul AUK Spankling; by FNVW decree 25Jun2012
>
> tholen

[+]= Pavlov's Bell Lifetime Achievement Award; Nominated by Ahnold;
Second by The Second Sock.

That's one well-trained kook. All of Usenet should win the Barbara
Woodhouse jointly for training it, too.

> Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar

[+]= Blistered Ass Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by The Second Sock.

Uh-huh. Only because Arfatzio isn't up for this one, though.

[-]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by
Janithor.

Must give Checkmate every chance here. Sorry, Dollar.

> [X]= Offishul AUK Coward; by FNVW decree 20Jun2012 [X]= Offishul AUK
> Sniffer Of A Drunkard's Yeasty Crotch; by FNVW decree 25Jun2012

And now, for the pièce de résistance:

[+]= Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by The
Second Sock, Janithor.

And how.

thoolen

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On Jul 9, 3:50 am, Nadegda wrote:
3> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.lang.java.programmer

3> [+]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by Anonymous;
3> Second by DAVE TV.
3>
3> Absolutely.
3>
3> [+]= Gay-Married Husband For Rent Award; Nominated by Ms. Kitty;
3> Second by FNVW.
3>
3> And ass-reamed by *persent*, of all people. He has *kooks* that
3> are his superiors in every respect, and incessantly-starts-all-
3> caps-threads-hourly type kooks at that.

3> [+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of
3> Albatross; Nominated by Janithor; second by DAVE TV.
3>
3> Absofrigginglutely.
3>
3> [-]= Hammer of Thor Award;
3> Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by Anonymous, Janithor.
3>
3> Come on. Take Thor a *bit* more seriously. :)

3> [+]= Kook of the Month Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by
3> Phoenix, DAVE TV.
3>
3> Are you kidding?
3>
3> [+]= The Office of Usenet Drunk; Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by
3> Janithor.
3>
3> Again: are you kidding?
3>
3> [+]= Tinfoil Sombrero Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by
3> DAVE TV.
3>
3> Self-evident, I should say.

What does any of that have to do with television, OS/2, or Java,
Nadegda?

3> Who?

What does your question of Wrangler have to do with television, OS/2,
or Java, Nadegda?

3> [+]= Busted Urinal Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The
3> Second Sock.
3>
3> Pee-yew, phlatArse! You let one! You let one too many! You let a
3> few thousand too many.

What does murphy's flatulence have to do with television, OS/2, or
Java, Nadegda?

3> [+]= Drama Queen Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
3> Sock.
3>
3> As a witness to the extraordinary temper tantrum he threw in
3> eternal-september.support AGAIN the other day, I approve this
3> candidate. And now the coward's taken to forging regulars' "From"
3> headers to throw his tantrums too. But I'd recognize his foul
3> stench anywhere.

What do murphy's tantrums, forgeries, and stench have to do with
television, OS/2, or Java, Nadegda?

3> [+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by
3> The Second Sock.
3>
3> I've never seen anyone so obsessed. You can't take two steps on
3> usenet these days without tripping over a long and pointless
3> thread punctuated by multiple of his socks and the name
3> "derbyshire". :P And these pop up in the darndest of places.
3> Besides eternal-september.support, in rec.arts.tv, rec.arts.sf.tv,
3> comp.lang.java programmer at minimum. Not to mention auk, though
3> he seems to be posting here less of late -- I wonder why? >;-)

Who is "derbyshire", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

3> [-]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The
3> Second Sock.
3>
3> Nah. I've seen much more mangled language from, for instance,
3> ALIEN. Or even tholen. He might have been a contender a couple
3> years ago during his phlatArse phase, though, had he ever been
3> nominated.

What do murphy's nominations have to do with television, OS/2, or
Java, Nadegda?

3> [+]= Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award; Nominated by Ahnold;
3> Second by The Second Sock.
3>
3> Dweeb's changing nym sometimes two, three times a day now! And
3> keeping several going at a time. "Hydra-Blanky" is currently the
3> longest lived in use -- at a whole frigging WEEK of age.

What does murphy's nymshifting have to do with television, OS/2, or
Java, Nadegda?

3> And despite their youth, there's something ... dirty about each
3> and every one of his socks.

What does murphy's filth have to do with television, OS/2, or Java,
Nadegda?

3> Of course, his chief opponent, the "Murphy Foam Detoxification
3> Squad", is probably a single person nymshifting, and if so is
3> nymshifting just as much, but hey, he wasn't nominated and murphy
3> was. >;-)

What does that have to do with television, OS/2, or Java, Nadegda?

3> [+]= Unabomber Surprise Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The
3> Second Sock.
3>
3> Textwall-a-day based on what I've seen. And now he's taken to
3> giant screed-filled ranting sigs too, a sure sign he's begun his
3> final evolution into an Omega Kook of the same magnitude as
3> Greegor and Kent Wills and all those others with a giant list of
3> someone else's alleged crimes peppered with dozens of dubious
3> weblinks for a sig.

What do murphy's screeds, rants, and general failure at netiquette
have to do with television, OS/2, or Java, Nadegda?

3> Oh, what the hell.
3>
3> [+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of
3> Checkmate; Nominated by Janithor; Second by javax.swing.JSnarker

What does your foul language have to do with television, OS/2, or
Java, Nadegda?

3> [+]= Pavlov's Bell Lifetime Achievement Award; Nominated by
3> Ahnold; Second by The Second Sock.
3>
3> That's one well-trained kook. All of Usenet should win the Barbara
3> Woodhouse jointly for training it, too.

What does tholen's training have to do with television or Java,
Nadegda?

3> [+]= Blistered Ass Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by The Second
3> Sock.
3>
3> Uh-huh. Only because Arfatzio isn't up for this one, though.
3>
3> [-]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second
3> by Janithor.
3>
3> Must give Checkmate every chance here. Sorry, Dollar.

What does your apology have to do with television, OS/2, or Java,
Nadegda?

3> And now, for the pièce de résistance:
3>
3> [+]= Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by
3> The Second Sock, Janithor.
3>
3> And how.

What does that have to do with television, OS/2, or Java, Nadegda?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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thoolen <thol...@gmail.com> writes:

186> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.lang.java.programmer

186> What does any of that have to do with television, OS/2, or Java,
186> Nadegda?

186> What does your question of Wrangler have to do with television,
OS/2,
186> or Java, Nadegda?

186> What does murphy's flatulence have to do with television, OS/2,
or
186> Java, Nadegda?

186> What do murphy's tantrums, forgeries, and stench have to do with
186> television, OS/2, or Java, Nadegda?

186> Who is "derbyshire", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using
186> that alias.

186> What do murphy's nominations have to do with television, OS/2, or
186> Java, Nadegda?

186> What does murphy's nymshifting have to do with television, OS/2,
or
186> Java, Nadegda?

186> What does murphy's filth have to do with television, OS/2, or
Java,
186> Nadegda?

186> What does that have to do with television, OS/2, or Java,
Nadegda?

186> What do murphy's screeds, rants, and general failure at
netiquette
186> have to do with television, OS/2, or Java, Nadegda?

186> What does your foul language have to do with television, OS/2, or
186> Java, Nadegda?

186> What does tholen's training have to do with television or Java,
186> Nadegda?

186> What does your apology have to do with television, OS/2, or Java,
186> Nadegda?

186> What does that have to do with television, OS/2, or Java,
Nadegda?

Rather ironic that you should suddenly show any interest in relevance
to the newsgroup, "thoolen".

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 9, 2012, 6:56:58 AM7/9/12
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Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> writes:

1> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.lang.java.programmer

1> [+]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by Anonymous;
Second
1> by DAVE TV.

1> Absolutely.

1> [+]= Gay-Married Husband For Rent Award; Nominated by Ms. Kitty;
Second
1> by FNVW.

1> And ass-reamed by *persent*, of all people. He has *kooks* that are
his
1> superiors in every respect, and incessantly-starts-all-caps-
threads-
1> hourly type kooks at that.

1> [+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of
Albatross;
1> Nominated by Janithor; second by DAVE TV.

1> Absofrigginglutely.

1> [-]= Hammer of Thor Award;
1> Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by Anonymous, Janithor.

1> Come on. Take Thor a *bit* more seriously. :)

1> [+]= Kook of the Month Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by
Phoenix,
1> DAVE TV.

1> Are you kidding?

1> [+]= The Office of Usenet Drunk; Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by
1> Janithor.

1> Again: are you kidding?

1> [+]= Tinfoil Sombrero Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by
1> DAVE TV.

1> Self-evident, I should say.

1> Who?

1> [+]= Busted Urinal Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
1> Sock.

1> Pee-yew, phlatArse! You let one! You let one too many! You let a
few
1> thousand too many.

1> [+]= Drama Queen Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
1> Sock.

1> As a witness to the extraordinary temper tantrum he threw in
eternal-
1> september.support AGAIN the other day, I approve this candidate.
And now
1> the coward's taken to forging regulars' "From" headers to throw
his
1> tantrums too. But I'd recognize his foul stench anywhere.

1> [+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by
1> The Second Sock.

1> I've never seen anyone so obsessed. You can't take two steps on
usenet
1> these days without tripping over a long and pointless thread
punctuated
1> by multiple of his socks and the name "derbyshire". :P And these
pop up
1> in the darndest of places. Besides eternal-september.support, in
1> rec.arts.tv, rec.arts.sf.tv, comp.lang.java programmer at minimum.
Not to
1> mention auk, though he seems to be posting here less of late -- I
wonder
1> why? >;-)

1> [-]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The
Second
1> Sock.

1> Nah. I've seen much more mangled language from, for instance,
ALIEN. Or
1> even tholen. He might have been a contender a couple years ago
during his
1> phlatArse phase, though, had he ever been nominated.

1> [+]= Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award; Nominated by Ahnold;
Second by
1> The Second Sock.

1> Dweeb's changing nym sometimes two, three times a day now! And
keeping
1> several going at a time. "Hydra-Blanky" is currently the longest
lived in
1> use -- at a whole frigging WEEK of age.

1> And despite their youth, there's something ... dirty about each and
every
1> one of his socks.

1> Of course, his chief opponent, the "Murphy Foam Detoxification
Squad", is
1> probably a single person nymshifting, and if so is nymshifting just
as
1> much, but hey, he wasn't nominated and murphy was. >;-)

1> [+]= Unabomber Surprise Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The
Second
1> Sock.

1> Textwall-a-day based on what I've seen. And now he's taken to
giant
1> screed-filled ranting sigs too, a sure sign he's begun his final
1> evolution into an Omega Kook of the same magnitude as Greegor and
Kent
1> Wills and all those others with a giant list of someone else's
alleged
1> crimes peppered with dozens of dubious weblinks for a sig.

1> Oh, what the hell.

1> [+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of
Checkmate;
1> Nominated by Janithor; Second by javax.swing.JSnarker

1> [+]= Pavlov's Bell Lifetime Achievement Award; Nominated by Ahnold;
1> Second by The Second Sock.

1> That's one well-trained kook. All of Usenet should win the Barbara
1> Woodhouse jointly for training it, too.

1> [+]= Blistered Ass Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by The Second
Sock.

1> Uh-huh. Only because Arfatzio isn't up for this one, though.

1> [-]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second
by
1> Janithor.

1> Must give Checkmate every chance here. Sorry, Dollar.

1> And now, for the pièce de résistance:

1> [+]= Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by
The
1> Second Sock, Janithor.

1> And how.

What does your ballot have to do with OS/2, Nadegda? Maybe you
should nominate yourself for some award involving obsession with
an OS/2 newsgroup, Nadegda.

Nadegda

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On Mon, 09 Jul 2012 03:56:58 -0700, tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

> What does your ballot have to do with OS/2, Nadegda? Maybe you should
> nominate yourself for some award involving obsession with an OS/2
> newsgroup, Nadegda.

That's an odd suggestion to make of someone who had just made her first
ever post to an OS/2 newsgroup, tholen.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 9, 2012, 7:15:50 AM7/9/12
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Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> writes:

3> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.lang.java.programmer

3> That's an odd suggestion to make of someone who had just made her
first
3> ever post to an OS/2 newsgroup, tholen.

Classic illogic on your part, Nadegda, given that obsession can
manifest itself in the reading of a newsgroup as well. And the
only way that someone could logically make the claim that I've
posted a response to "*every* *single* *article* in
comp.os.os2.advocacy" would be to read "*every* *single* *article* in
comp.os.os2.advocacy", Nadegda. Of course, if you had really done
that, you'd know that your claim is quite false. But hey, kooks
like you never let the truth get in the way of their obsession,
Nadegda.

Also, logically, in order to response to "*every* *single* *article*
in comp.os.os2.advocacy", it would be necessary to respond to my
own articles, Nadegda, which I also haven't done, so your claim
fails on more than one basis. But hey, kooks like you never let
the truth get in the way of their obsession, Nadegda.

Nadegda

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Jul 9, 2012, 7:21:24 AM7/9/12
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On Mon, 09 Jul 2012 04:15:50 -0700, tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

> Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> writes:
>
> 3> Newsgroups:
>
alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.lang.java.programmer
>
> 3> That's an odd suggestion to make of someone who had just made her
> first
> 3> ever post to an OS/2 newsgroup, tholen.
>
> Classic illogic on your part, Nadegda, given that obsession can manifest
> itself in the reading of a newsgroup as well.

No such hypothetical obsession could manifest itself to someone thousands
of miles away, because you can't see who's been lurking in your OS/2
newsgroup or for how long, now, can you?

> And the only way that someone could logically make the claim that I've
> posted a response to "*every* *single* *article* in
> comp.os.os2.advocacy" would be to read "*every* *single* *article* in
> comp.os.os2.advocacy", Nadegda.

Or perhaps your reputation preceded you, sweetie. Ever think of that?

> Of course, if you had really done that, you'd know that your claim is
> quite false. But hey, kooks like you never let the truth get in the
> way of their obsession, Nadegda.

Calling a kookologist a kook *again* nets you an immediate nomination for
CNoTM. Enjoy!

thoolen

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Jul 9, 2012, 7:28:10 AM7/9/12
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On Jul 9, 6:59 am, "tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu>
wrote:
/!\> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.lang.java.programmer

/!\> Rather ironic that you should suddenly show any interest in
relevance
/!\> to the newsgroup, "thoolen".

What does your classic erroneous presupposition have to do with
television, OS/2, or Java, tholen-bot?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 9, 2012, 7:52:34 PM7/9/12
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Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> writes:

16> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.lang.java.programmer

16> No such hypothetical obsession could manifest itself to someone
thousands
16> of miles away, because you can't see who's been lurking in your OS/
2
16> newsgroup or for how long, now, can you?

I can see your claim about "*every* *single* *article* in
comp.os.os2.advocacy", Nadegda, which is all I need. And
on what basis do you claim to be thousands of miles away,
Nadegda?

16> Or perhaps your reputation preceded you,

Are you admitting to being gullible, Nadegda? Making a claim based
on nothing more than somebody else's word, Nadegda?

16> sweetie.

Who is "sweetie", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

16> Ever think of that?

What does your question have to do with OS/2, Nadegda? Rather
ironic, coming from someone who didn't think about how somebody
else's word could be a lie!

16> Calling a kookologist a kook *again* nets you an immediate
nomination for
16> CNoTM. Enjoy!

Classic illogic on your part, Nadegda. Ironically, your admission
about being "someone who had just made her first ever post to an
OS/2 newsgroup" qualifies you for being a newbie, and the fact that
you based your claim on somebody else's word qualifies you for being
clueless, Nadegda. Then take a look at your subject line.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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thoolen <thol...@gmail.com> writes:

195> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.lang.java.programmer

195> What does your classic erroneous presupposition have to do with
195> television, OS/2, or Java, tholen-bot?

Who is "tholen-bot", "thoolen"? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias with that puncutation, "thoolen".

Nadegda

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Jul 10, 2012, 8:21:15 AM7/10/12
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On Mon, 09 Jul 2012 16:52:34 -0700, tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

> Followup-To: alt.test

That doesn't work. Give it up already. Followup lame DENIED, kook.

> Subject: NOMINATION: Nadegda for Clueless Newbie

Revenge nominations are looked dimly upon around these parts, kook.

> Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> writes:
>
> 16> Newsgroups:
>
alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.lang.java.programmer
>
> 16> No such hypothetical obsession could manifest itself to someone
> thousands
> 16> of miles away, because you can't see who's been lurking in your OS/
> 2
> 16> newsgroup or for how long, now, can you?
>
> I can see your claim about "*every* *single* *article* in
> comp.os.os2.advocacy", Nadegda, which is all I need.

What is it you like to say again? "Classic unsubstantiated and wrong
claim"?

> And on what basis do you claim to be thousands of miles away, Nadegda?

On the basis that you're in Hawaii and I'm not?

> 16> Or perhaps your reputation preceded you,
>
> Are you admitting to being gullible, Nadegda? Making a claim based on
> nothing more than somebody else's word, Nadegda?

Not at all, tholo-kook. I'm making a claim based on *many* people's words
*and* my own observation of your recent posting history, which seems to
include responses to practically *every* post to cooa not by you, kook.

> 16> sweetie.
>
> Who is "sweetie", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
> alias.

<rolls eyes>

> 16> Ever think of that?
>
> What does your question have to do with OS/2, Nadegda? Rather ironic,
> coming from someone who didn't think about how somebody else's word
> could be a lie!

Could be, but apparently wasn't, kookie darling.

> 16> Calling a kookologist a kook *again* nets you an immediate
> nomination for
> 16> CNoTM. Enjoy!
>
> Classic illogic on your part, Nadegda.

No, you thinking your revenge nomination would pass the laugh test was
classic illogic, kook. A smart kook would have waited a week or two and
then nominated me via some sock not obviously traceable back to
"tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu", dumb kook. A smart kook would also have had at
least *some* tissue of justification for claiming clueless newbish
behavior on my part, dumb kook.

> Ironically, your admission about being "someone who had just made her
> first ever post to an OS/2 newsgroup" qualifies you for being a newbie,

I've been around usenet for literally decades, you ridiculously stupid
machine. As would be apparent if you actually read and understood my
posts the way a human would, rather than merely parsing them and applying
a few reg.exp. substitution rules, twitbot. Which makes your fairly
frequent condescending question "Suffering from reading comprehension
problems?" rather ironic, wouldn't you say, kook?

> and the fact that you based your claim on somebody else's word
> qualifies you for being clueless, Nadegda. Then take a look at your
> subject line.

But I didn't base my claim *only* on somebody else's word, as I have now
elaborated, kook. So at even creating the thinnest tissue of
justification, you earn a giant FAIL, and so does whoever programmed you,
robo-kook.

Er, Phoenix, point of order: is nominating a machine for a kook award
valid, given that it a) makes automated usenet posts that b) are kooky
but c) do not pass a Turing test? Or do I need to change the nom to
nominate the John Doe programmer of the tholenkookbot instead of the bot
itself?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 10, 2012, 9:00:36 AM7/10/12
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Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> writes:

24> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.lang.java.programmer

24> That doesn't work.

What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to
do with OS/2, Nadegda?

24> Give it up already.

What does your demand have to do with OS/2, Nadegda?

24> Followup lame DENIED, kook.

Who is "kook", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias, though dizzy uses it as a signature line
from time to time.

24> Revenge nominations are looked dimly upon around these parts,
kook.

Who is "kook", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias, though dizzy uses it as a signature line
from time to time.

24> What is it you like to say again? "Classic unsubstantiated and
wrong
24> claim"?

What does your question have to do with OS/2, Nadegda?

24> On the basis that you're in Hawaii and I'm not?

What does your question have to do with OS/2, Nadegda?

24> Not at all, tholo-kook.

Who is "tholo-kook", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

24> I'm making a claim based on *many* people's words
24> *and* my own observation of your recent posting history, which
seems to
24> include responses to practically *every* post to cooa not by you,
kook.

Who is "kook", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias, though dizzy uses it as a signature line
from time to time.

24> <rolls eyes>

What does your eye rolling have to do with OS/2, Nadegda?

24> Could be, but apparently wasn't, kookie darling.

Who is "kookie darling", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

24> No, you thinking your revenge nomination would pass the laugh test
was
24> classic illogic, kook.

Who is "kook", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias, though dizzy uses it as a signature line
from time to time.

24> A smart kook would have waited a week or two and
24> then nominated me via some sock not obviously traceable back to
24> "tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu", dumb kook.

Who is "dumb kook", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

24> A smart kook would also have had at
24> least *some* tissue of justification for claiming clueless
newbish
24> behavior on my part, dumb kook.

Who is "dumb kook", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

24> I've been around usenet for literally decades, you ridiculously
stupid
24> machine.

Who is "your ridiculously stupid machine", Nadegda? There is
nobody in this newsgroup using that alias.

24> As would be apparent if you actually read and understood my
24> posts the way a human would, rather than merely parsing them and
applying
24> a few reg.exp. substitution rules, twitbot.

Who is "twitbot", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

24> Which makes your fairly
24> frequent condescending question "Suffering from reading
comprehension
24> problems?" rather ironic, wouldn't you say, kook?

Who is "kook", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias, though dizzy uses it as a signature line
from time to time.

24> But I didn't base my claim *only* on somebody else's word, as I
have now
24> elaborated, kook.

Who is "kook", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias, though dizzy uses it as a signature line
from time to time.

24> So at even creating the thinnest tissue of
24> justification, you earn a giant FAIL, and so does whoever
programmed you,
24> robo-kook.

Who is "robo-kook", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

24> Er, Phoenix, point of order: is nominating a machine for a kook
award
24> valid, given that it a) makes automated usenet posts that b) are
kooky
24> but c) do not pass a Turing test? Or do I need to change the nom
to
24> nominate the John Doe programmer of the tholenkookbot instead of
the bot
24> itself?

What do your questions have to do with OS/2, Nadegda? And do you
often engage in conversations with what you believe are machines,
Nadegda?

Nadegda

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Jul 10, 2012, 9:47:13 AM7/10/12
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On Tue, 10 Jul 2012 06:00:36 -0700, tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

> Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> writes:
>
> 24> Newsgroups:
>
alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.lang.java.programmer
>
> 24> That doesn't work.
>
> What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do
> with OS/2, Nadegda?

Tee hee.

And yet here I am, instead of over in alt.test -- how do you explain
that, hmm?

> 24> I've been around usenet for literally decades, you ridiculously
> stupid
> 24> machine.
>
> Who is "your ridiculously stupid machine", Nadegda? There is nobody in
> this newsgroup using that alias.

<rolls eyes>

> 24> Er, Phoenix, point of order: is nominating a machine for a kook
> award
> 24> valid, given that it a) makes automated usenet posts that b) are
> kooky
> 24> but c) do not pass a Turing test? Or do I need to change the nom to
> 24> nominate the John Doe programmer of the tholenkookbot instead of the
> bot
> 24> itself?
>
> What do your questions have to do with OS/2, Nadegda? And do you often
> engage in conversations with what you believe are machines, Nadegda?

There is always a possibility that your owner is looking over your
shoulder or reading your logfiles or the newsgroup, robokook.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> writes:

25> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.lang.java.programmer

25> Tee hee.

What does your amusement have to do with OS/2, Nadegda?

25> And yet here I am, instead of over in alt.test -- how do you
explain
25> that, hmm?

Simple: you put "here" in the Newsgroups line, Nadegda, despite
having nothing to say about OS/2.

25> <rolls eyes>

What does your eye rolling have to do with OS/2, Nadegda?

25> There is always a possibility that your owner is looking over
your
25> shoulder or reading your logfiles or the newsgroup, robokook.

Who is "robokook", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias. And what does your paranoia have to do with
OS/2, Nadegda?

Nadegda

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Jul 10, 2012, 5:50:01 PM7/10/12
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On Tue, 10 Jul 2012 13:41:53 -0700, tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

> Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> writes:
>
> 25> And yet here I am, instead of over in alt.test -- how do you explain
> 25> that, hmm?
>
> Simple: you put "here" in the Newsgroups line, Nadegda, despite having
> nothing to say about OS/2.

Your evasion of my point that your followup-to redirection trick isn't
working is noted, kook.

> 25> There is always a possibility that your owner is looking over your
> 25> shoulder or reading your logfiles or the newsgroup, robokook.
>
> Who is "robokook", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
> that alias. And what does your paranoia have to do with OS/2, Nadegda?

*My* paranoia?

<titters>

How is the possibility of someone looking over *your* shoulder in any way
*my* paranoia, sweet-cheeks?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jul 11, 2012, 8:46:24 AM7/11/12
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Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> writes:

29> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.lang.java.programmer

29> Your evasion of my point that your followup-to redirection trick
isn't
29> working is noted, kook.

Who is "kook", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias, though dizzy uses it as a signature line
from time to time.

29> *My* paranoia?

What does your question have to do with OS/2, Nadegda?

29> <titters>

What does your tittering have to do with OS/2, Nadegda?

29> How is the possibility of someone looking over *your* shoulder in
any way
29> *my* paranoia, sweet-cheeks?

Who is "sweet-cheeks", Nadegda? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.
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