David J. Tholen
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Many told me that it was impossible to have sex with the center hole in
an OS/2 Warp 4 install CD.
I disagreed, and proved them wrong. Repeatedly.
My penis now resembles a garlic knot bread, but it was - and still is -
worth it.
When I gaze upon my male member, I bask in its knurled glory.
It is unfortunate that I shall never again have a sexual partner whose
vocabulary isn't limited to the words, "moo," "baa," or "me-e-e-e-eh,"
but I embrace these new horizons.
However, my enjoyment of having giant handfuls of dogshit smooshed into
my face shall not be abated.
Also, Pluto is totally a planet.
David J. Tholen.