MS announces new Net language
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launches the NASIC (NewbieＴ All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code).
Microsoft has been the first editor to offer "the ENIAC for everybody" by
putting Windows on the market only 30 years after the ENIAC.
Microsoft has been the first editor to propose "Internet for everybody" by
setting up MSN only 20 years after Internet appeared.
Today, Microsoft launches the NASIC, the successor of BASIC. BASIC has been
designed to let children fancy they were able to develop programs (BASIC was
"COBOL for the masses", released only 10 years after COBOL). Thanks to
Microsoft, the Newbies will soon have the possibility to download NASIC-coded
viruses, and to draft unreliable programs on their own.
NASIC will soon be available, and is to be debugged by users, so to let them
have yet more fun, and to let Microsoft spare more money and time - in order
to invest into the next brand-new concept to come (Microsoft is working on
the idea of boiling water, and is close to market an alpha version of the
wheel ; this version is square, and has to be debugged by the users for a
while though).
NASIC will be available for Windows 2015 and only requires a Cray YMP with
128 gigabytes of RAM, and 2048 terabytes of disk space (DoubleSpace allow
NASIC to operate with 4096 terabytes).
No doubt NASIC will soon become an industry standard !