Leaked MS Windows 8 Publicity Flyer & Video from 2011

[RedBlade7]

Introducing Windows 8! The all-new Operating System from Microsoft.

Get ready for the Cutting Edge! Our new Metro look gives you the flattest
buttons and flattest windows! With no innate ability to play CDs or DVDs,
Windows 8 allows you to listen to the most high-definition audio and
video files of our time! We've also replaced the useless Start Menu with
the Windows Explorer-like technology you know and love.

Here is an Exclusive Video Demo of the above-described Windows 8
Technology, Licensed for Microsoft-Patronizing Businesses Only:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSJDIGiepgU

Get your business ready for the Windows 8 Revolution! Coming in late 2012.

WARNING: This flyer and video is copyrighted property of Microsoft
Corporation and subject to the MS-EULA. The flyer and video is NDA-
protected material for Microsoft-patronizing businesses only.
Distributing this flyer and video to open-source supporters is prohibited
by Microsoft Copyright Laws.

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[Chris Ahlstrom]

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