I Think Microsoft Is Just Dandy! What's All The Fuss About?

[Inspector Clueless]

I think Microsoft is really great because they make operating systems
for my computer. Think about it. Without an operating system, your
computer wouldn't much of anything. If Microsoft stopped selling
operating systems, then nobody would be able to use their computers.
I mean it's not like you can get an operating system any old place.
Only Microsoft makes them. I know because my Microsoft sales rep told
me, and he knows everything.

People say Bill Gates is a big meany and all, but I just can't believe
it. I mean, this is the guy who wrote Microsoft Bob! How much friendlier
can you get?

And another thing. All these people are upset coz they think Bill
Gates is a scientologist. What's wrong with that? I mean, those guys
have given us all sorts of neat inventions and cures for diseases and
atom bombs and stuff. I especially like the christian scientologists.
They've got this really great newspaper and they can cure diseases
without any surgery. They just do like transcendental medication.

[Becker Cuellar]

In comp.os.ms-windows.advocacy Inspector Clueless <id...@microsoft.cult> wrote:
: I think Microsoft is really great because they make operating systems

: for my computer. Think about it. Without an operating system, your
: computer wouldn't much of anything. If Microsoft stopped selling
: operating systems, then nobody would be able to use their computers.
: I mean it's not like you can get an operating system any old place.
: Only Microsoft makes them. I know because my Microsoft sales rep told
: me, and he knows everything.

May be you should step out and open your eyes a bit, sounds like you've
only heard of MS... Sales reps if they are good ones they sell you the
bridge and you buy it. Don't get me wrong Win9x does the job at creating
docs and games and some code development but for mission critical stuff
and reliability is not quite there yet. (NT is better relative to Win9x)
There's much more out there find out yourself.

: People say Bill Gates is a big meany and all, but I just can't believe
: ...
; [nonsense to my eyes]

Cheers

Becker Cuellar
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[Pinochet]

Becker Cuellar wrote in message <6p260e$smm$1...@news.smart.net>...

>In comp.os.ms-windows.advocacy Inspector Clueless <id...@microsoft.cult>
wrote:

>Snipped some meaningless blather<

> May be you should step out and open your eyes a bit, sounds like >you've
only heard of MS...

As if "Inspector Clueless" or id...@microsoft.cult wasn't enough for
anyone to recognize this person's comments as a joke or a troll.
Well, I guess they weren't. Maybe he should be more clear next
time..

[Vicki]

>
> And another thing. All these people are upset coz they think Bill
> Gates is a scientologist. What's wrong with that? I mean, those guys
> have given us all sorts of neat inventions and cures for diseases and
> atom bombs and stuff. I especially like the christian scientologists.
> They've got this really great newspaper and they can cure diseases
> without any surgery. They just do like transcendental medication.
>
>

I fine this sounds very unbelievable.

--
Vicki
"Ignore the pickaxe and Sword, it's a don't leave
home with out them thingie. Oh, yeah
it's also a hard head area as flying bricks
tend to appear out of no where"

[Steve Shaw]

Yeah, and don't fergit the Amazing Dancing Paper Clip!
See? Microsoft _can_ innovate!
Thank-yew Bill, I _knew_ there was a reason to get a PII 400....

:)

Steve Shaw

Inspector Clueless wrote in message <900871...@203.64.134.1>...

>I think Microsoft is really great because they make operating systems
>for my computer. Think about it. Without an operating system, your
>computer wouldn't much of anything. If Microsoft stopped selling
>operating systems, then nobody would be able to use their computers.
>I mean it's not like you can get an operating system any old place.
>Only Microsoft makes them. I know because my Microsoft sales rep told
>me, and he knows everything.
>

>People say Bill Gates is a big meany and all, but I just can't believe

>it. I mean, this is the guy who wrote Microsoft Bob! How much friendlier
>can you get?
>

[Damien Joyce]

I take it you people are just taking the piss and really aren't as dumb
as you convey yourselves. Micro$oft great?!? Arse-wash. And turpentine.

Just for saying that I hope all your children are born blind and spend
their lives bumping into each other.

Use Linux. It works, it's free, it kicks Windoze ass.