Dire Warning: Money For Microsoft
David Mohring
"Money for Microsoft" by Dire Warning
Sung by Steve Ballmer, backing by Bill Gates
You must buy ...
You must buy ...
You must buy Win XP
Look at that, look at that
Now look at them suckers that's the way you do it
You lock them in to Windows XP
That ain't workin' thats the way you do it
Money for Microsoft from yearly usage fees
Now that ain't workin' thats the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them users are dumb
Maybe get a register on every single desktop
Maybe get a register on everyone.
See the little Win-Troll with the bullshit that we makeup
Yeah buddy that's our own fear
That little Win-Troll who alway complains
That little Win-Troll make us multi-billionares
They gotta install Microsoft OS
With our Office deliveries
They gotta take these configurations
They gotta take these usage fees
They coulda learned to use the Linux
They coulda learned to use them Macs
Look at that bill, we got it stickin' to the customers
Man we could have some fun
And their down there, what that? Bitching noises?
Plannin' on me dancing like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get the money for Microsoft get our usage fee
They gotta install Microsoft OS
With our Office deliveries
They gotta take these configurations
They gotta take these upgrade fees, Horde
That ain't workin' thats the way you do it
You lock them in to Windows XP
That ain't workin' thats the way you do it
Money for Microsoft from yearly usage fees
Money for Microsoft from upgrade fees
David Mohring - But, Matthew Gardiner started it ...
David Mohring
"Money for Microsoft" by Dire Warning
Sung by Steve Ballmer, backing by Bill Gates
You must buy ...
You must buy Win-XP
You must buy ...
You must buy Win-XP
You must buy ...
You must buy Win-XP
You must buy ...
You must buy Win-XP
Now look at them bozo's that's the way you do it
You lock them always on the Win-XP
That ain't workin' thats the way we do it
Money for Microsoft from Dot Net usage fees
Now that ain't workin' thats the way we do it
Lemme tell ya them guys are dumb
Maybe get a licence on your little desktop
Maybe get a licence on everyone
They gotta install Microsoft Office
Passport Dot-Net deliveries
They gotta take these applications
They gotta take these subscription fees
Look at that, look at that
See the little Win-Troll who is spreading spin we makeup
Yeah buddy thats our own fear
That little Win-Troll got him always complain'
That little Win-Troll makes us billionares
They gotta install Microsoft Office
Passport Dot-Net deliveries
They gotta take these applications
They gotta take these subscription fees
They shoulda learned to use the Linux
They shoulda learned to use them Macs
Look at that user, we got it stickin' to the customer
Man we could have some fun
And their down there, whats that? Protesting noises?
Plannin' on me dancing like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' thats the way we do it
Get the money for Microsoft get our usage fee
They gotta install Microsoft Office
Passport Dot-Net deliveries
They gotta take these applications
They gotta take these subscription fees
That ain't workin' thats the way we do it
You lock them always on the Win-XP
That ain't workin' thats the way we do it
Money for Microsoft from the license fee
Money for Microsoft from subscription fee
David Mohring - Also on the "Brothers in Alarms" Album
So Far Away [ from a settlement ]
Walk of Life [ Read the terms of the EULA ]
Your Latest Trick [ MSN websites deny non-IE browser ]
Why Worry [ Bill has sold $700 million worth of stock ]
Ride Across The River [or Ride UP The River for perjury]
The Man's Too Strong [ the DOJ antitrust case is even stronger]
One World [ And One Microsoft Way ]
Brothers in Alarm [ they have just seen the sales figures ]