The five best things about Vista SP2
nessuno
What are the five best things about Vista SP2?
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Sorry. I couldn't resist.
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http://blogs.computerworld.com/the_five_best_things_about_vista_sp2
Andrew Halliwell
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> 2) It's never going to be on my machine
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> 3) It never HAS been on my machine
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> 4) Um... no, can't think of anything else good to say about it...
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> 5) Sorry
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> Sorry. I couldn't resist.
> </Quote>
I can do better... I'll fill in the blanks...
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Homer
> <Quote> What are the five best things about Vista SP2?
1) Fast deployment: All three Vista users updated in record time
2) Sound investment: Microsoft wasted even more of their precious,
ever-diminishing cash reserves producing it
3) Giving Value: Now with 20% more FAIL. All free!
4) Perception Management: It makes it look like Microsoft gives a crap
5) Viral Buzz: It gives "analysts" something to talk about other than
Microsoft's ever-diminishing cash reserves
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Tony Manco
Interesting article!
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Tony Manco
> nessuno <nessu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> <Quote>
>> What are the five best things about Vista SP2?
>>
>> 1) It's not on my machine
>>
>> 2) It's never going to be on my machine
>>
>> 3) It never HAS been on my machine
>>
>> 4) Um... no, can't think of anything else good to say about it...
>>
>> 5) Sorry
>>
>> Sorry. I couldn't resist.
>> </Quote>
>
> I can do better... I'll fill in the blanks...
Heh, that was funny :-P
Roy Schestowitz
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____/ nessuno on Monday 15 June 2009 08:15 : \____
Best things to /whom/?
1) better surveillance -- for Microsoft
2) stronger encryption (DRM) -- for MPAA
3) more bloat -- for Intel sales
4) more editions and SPs -- for illusion of choice
5) more wallpapers -- because that's the only things Vista may be good for. I
happen to have all the Vista wallpapers.
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Kelsey Bjarnason
Well, I can list two:
1) I don't have to use it
2) When I need some comic relief, I can use it