Could Linux make girlfriends and wives more sexier?

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Feb 11, 2012, 12:20:11 PM2/11/12

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Could Linux make girlfriends and wives more sexier?
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Yes most definitely.

<blink!> <blink!>

Foster

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Feb 11, 2012, 12:25:22 PM2/11/12

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On Sat, 11 Feb 2012 17:20:11 +0000, 7 wrote:

> Could Linux make girlfriends and wives more sexier?
> ---------------------------------------------------
>
> Yes most definitely.

Sure....

Here is a Linux Visionary who claims to have invented just about
everything from the Internet to Java to the Stealth Bomber.

Go get "her" tiger!!

https://plus.google.com/106915269663325219353/posts

Between your donkey head and her, ahem, large frame, you'll have
some very interesting children.

Better hurry though because Chris Ahlstrom has the hots for Rex
Ballard, aka Debbie Lawrence so you might have to stand in line!

https://plus.google.com/106915269663325219353/posts

DFS

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Feb 11, 2012, 1:05:07 PM2/11/12

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First you have to have a wife or girlfriend, fraud. You have neither,
cause you look like a terrorist and talk like a teen girl.
http://90.146.8.18/bilderclient/PR_1998_josephmichael_001_p.jpg

You might like this hanging on your ceiling:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ubuntu-11-04-32-bit-USB-4-gig-Flash-Drive-/280806553526?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item41615ff7b6

Note the small pecker/package down its shorts. Only in the wacky world
of Linux...

Big Steel

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Feb 11, 2012, 1:47:00 PM2/11/12

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On 2/11/2012 12:20 PM, 7 wrote:

You are out of luck nothing can help you to be a better looking
cockroach than you are.

Lusotec

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Feb 11, 2012, 8:37:07 PM2/11/12

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7 wrote:
> Could Linux make girlfriends and wives more sexier?
> ---------------------------------------------------
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> Yes most definitely.

Agreed, but how?

One possible answer:

1) Work for three years (almost no breaks) to build a Linux based business.
2) Once the business is solid and the income is flowing in nicely
3) Arrange for a months vacation for *only* two starting with a
4) Cruise to Santorini
5) One and half weeks stay in Santorini
6) Fly to Athens
7) A week stay in Athens
8) Return to Lisbon by plain

Can Linux make girlfriends sexier?
Most definitely indeed. :)

Regards.
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Big Steel

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Feb 11, 2012, 8:44:40 PM2/11/12

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On 2/11/2012 8:37 PM, Lusotec wrote:
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> 7 wrote:
>> Could Linux make girlfriends and wives more sexier?
>> ---------------------------------------------------
>>
>> Yes most definitely.
>
> Agreed, but how?
>
> One possible answer:
>
> 1) Work for three years (almost no breaks) to build a Linux based business.
> 2) Once the business is solid and the income is flowing in nicely
> 3) Arrange for a months vacation for *only* two starting with a
> 4) Cruise to Santorini
> 5) One and half weeks stay in Santorini
> 6) Fly to Athens
> 7) A week stay in Athens
> 8) Return to Lisbon by plain
>
> Can Linux make girlfriends sexier?
> Most definitely indeed. :)
>

<pfft>

All of a sudden, Linux user are jet-setters living the high life. You
had better run to the corner and see if you can find a ho. :)

7

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Feb 11, 2012, 9:14:15 PM2/11/12

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Lusotec wrote:

>> Could Linux make girlfriends and wives more sexier?
>> ---------------------------------------------------
>>
>> Yes most definitely.
>
> Agreed, but how?

Just standing there with a smile after having installed Linux
ought to be good enough for anybody (TM).

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Feb 11, 2012, 9:16:13 PM2/11/12

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Big Steel wrote:

> All of a sudden

Sit pooch! or I have you *nixed at the vets.

Big Steel

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Feb 11, 2012, 9:25:53 PM2/11/12

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The ripped your crap out with a dirty spoon, and then they a did a
Lobotomy on you with the dirty spoon.

I should have been there at your birth so that I could have strangled
you with your own placenta.

7

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Feb 11, 2012, 9:31:11 PM2/11/12

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Big Steel wrote:

> T

Poor pooch! Sit boy sit!! I am out of dogie biscuit.
Do you take sweet wrappers?

Big Steel

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Feb 11, 2012, 9:34:39 PM2/11/12

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Hit another bong of that loco weed you are smoking and see if you can
find your dream Linux companion on the screen. :)

Big Steel

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Feb 11, 2012, 10:43:35 PM2/11/12

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On 2/11/2012 9:31 PM, 7 wrote:

<snipped>

Hey 7, that last comeback on my other reply to you on this thread was
too good for you, huh? :)

DFS

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Feb 11, 2012, 11:24:49 PM2/11/12

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On 2/11/2012 8:37 PM, Lusotec wrote:

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> 7 wrote:
>> Could Linux make girlfriends and wives more sexier?
>> ---------------------------------------------------
>>
>> Yes most definitely.
>
> Agreed, but how?
>
> One possible answer:
>
> 1) Work for three years (almost no breaks) to build a Linux based business.
> 2) Once the business is solid and the income is flowing in nicely
> 3) Arrange for a months vacation for *only* two starting with a
> 4) Cruise to Santorini
> 5) One and half weeks stay in Santorini
> 6) Fly to Athens
> 7) A week stay in Athens
> 8) Return to Lisbon by plain
>
> Can Linux make girlfriends sexier?
> Most definitely indeed. :)

Keep hope alive, Lusotec!

One day you too might enjoy the pleasure of female companionship. Until
then, you always have Pardus Linux.

Lusotec

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Feb 12, 2012, 7:20:19 AM2/12/12

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DFS wrote:

> Lusotec wrote:
>> 7 wrote:
>>> Could Linux make girlfriends and wives more sexier?
>>> ---------------------------------------------------
>>>
>>> Yes most definitely.
>>
>> Agreed, but how?
>>
>> One possible answer:
>>
>> 1) Work for three years (almost no breaks) to build a Linux based
>> business. 2) Once the business is solid and the income is flowing in
>> nicely 3) Arrange for a months vacation for *only* two starting with a
>> 4) Cruise to Santorini
>> 5) One and half weeks stay in Santorini
>> 6) Fly to Athens
>> 7) A week stay in Athens
>> 8) Return to Lisbon by plain
>>
>> Can Linux make girlfriends sexier?
>> Most definitely indeed. :)
>
> Keep hope alive, Lusotec!
>
> One day you too might enjoy the pleasure of female companionship. Until
> then, you always have Pardus Linux.

I was lucky to be old enough to "enjoy the pleasure of female companionship"
before Linux was created and caused mass damage to male libido world wide!
Was also very lucky that my parent's house did not have a basement (same for
all other places I lived) so I escaped that /trap/ as well!

And you DFS, when will you stop wasting your life in COLA?

Regards.
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Foster

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Feb 12, 2012, 10:24:57 AM2/12/12

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Bwaaaaa!

For a Linux freak, you can't beat cuddling up with a nice compiler
on those cold winter nights!

DFS

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Feb 12, 2012, 10:37:18 AM2/12/12

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A Linux geek without a basement - doesn't that violate the GPL?

> And you DFS, when will you stop wasting your life in COLA?

Don't know. Maybe when MS quits paying me? Maybe when Linux "just
works"? Maybe when Usenet is killed off? Maybe never?