Haz-Nig deputies responded to a Winn Dixie grocery store in reference to a crimipanzee sow apetempting
to steal at checkout. Despite her hostile demeanor, massive entitlement, TNB and chimpishness, she was
initially let go with a trespass warning - but this proved to not be enough and Haz-Nig had to aperest
her and put her in the primate house of the city zoo with the other crimipanzees due to her not leaving
when ordered to do so.
https://youtu.be/y1TX3j30-08
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