On 2/8/2024 4:29 PM, Physfitfreak wrote:
> On 2/8/2024 2:15 PM, DFS wrote:
>> On 2/8/2024 3:05 PM, Physfitfreak wrote:
>>> On 2/8/2024 6:21 AM, DFS wrote:
>>>> There are LOTS of "REAL PROBLEMS" in chess. Total number of
>>>> possible squares covered by all possible moves was the problem
>>>> SandChimp asked (as far as I can tell. The weirdo wrapped his
>>>> problem in a story with gold coins and clairvoyant sultans and 72
>>>> virgins and hookah smoke wafting all around).
>>>>
>>>
>>> And that's how a cro-magnon with low reading comprehension sees it.
>>
>> FarsiChimp is your 1st language, and English your 2nd, correct?
>> 'Cause most of your problems in English are incomprehensible.
>> "PhysFit and the Mountain" was about 1000 words when 100 would do.
>>
>> This chess thing was even more stupidly conveyed. Just ridiculous.
>>
>> Next time give us a link to the original, and leave out your weird
>> imagination.
>>
>>
>>
>>> You'd never be able to get a code monkey job. Reading comprehension
>>> in such jobs is paramount!
>>>
>>> As a hobby, sure, but not anything more important than that,
>>> programming for you works.
That sentence is meaningless. Like I said, your monkey babble English
is inscrutable.
>> I'll smoke your doodling in ANY language.
crickets
> Cro-magnon's loser talk.
>
> No I got tested on my reading comprehension and writing ability just two
> months after getting here, with the GRE test, which is essentially
> nothing but a tough exam for reading comprehension and writing in the
> English language. And my score was high.
So? That was a a long time ago, and chimps lose a lot of their meager
brainpower over the years.
> So don't worry about me :)
>
> Worry about yourself. You don't fool me.
Bring it, bozo. Talk's cheap.
The way to do it is this:
* you or I propose a code challenge/problem, which might be accepted or
rejected. Call us D and P
* D finishes his code solution first, but doesn't post it to cola. D
zips it up with a password and posts a link to the .zip file.
* P downloads the .zip file (but he can't open it without the password)
* P finishes his code and posts his code to cola in a message
* D posts the password to the .zip file
This way nobody can piggyback on the other's code.
Note: I will NEVER accept another code challenge like these 2 recent
ones of yours. You use 100 words when 10 will do. I won't even read
them. I'm sure they're funny to you, but it's painful to read even a
few sentences.
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"Physfit And The Mountain
In a sweet dream, Physfit, as he is typing away with his machine gun
fingers calling somebody in COLA "cro-magnon", and giving him the sage
advice of fingering himself, he notices through the window blinds, over
there, two blocks away from him, there is a strange mountain in an empty
field that he had never paid any attention to. In fact he had never seen
it before.
Calling it a mountain was just ridiculous of course, cause it was only
100 yards high. Physfit tells himself, "Today is my eating day, so after
eating, to relax a bit I'll climb it and sit there on top of it for a
few minutes."
So after he was done with eating the hearty soup he begins walking
towards the mountain, but as he gets closer, he realizes that its shape
is not that friendly for a quick climb, and in fact more likely he'll
need to have ropes and crampons and harnesses, and you name it to climb it.
So he walks back home and gets in the attic, brings down the dusty box
that had his old mountaineer's equipment (which he never had a use for
in Texas). Opens it up and takes what he thinks he'd need, and together
with some other supplies walks back to the mountain to get on top and
relax before coming back home.
The climb proves not easy. And this makes him even more eager to get it
done and conquer the damn strange thing.
At last, he had gone up no more than 11 yards when he notices the Sun is
already setting!... After all that effort, he thinks to himself,
"Getting back down will take too long and at best I'll make it home
several hours after my sleeping time, plus I'd have to start over
tomorrow from the ground level, making it to this height around the same
time as it is now, with no progress made after 24 hours."
So going back down would beat the purpose. He decides to camp at the
spot he is, for the night, and continue the climb next day. He gets his
sleeping bag in order and crawls inside and falls into a deep wonderful
sleep.
But during the night, as Physfit is snoring in his sleeping bag, this
strange mountain grows itself a hundred yards taller!... So Physfit's
distance to the top gets larger than before he even had begun climbing.
But fortunately, this growth didn't just add another 100 yards to the
height of the mountain, but was done proportionally, which means during
that night, Physfit's height from the ground has also increased
proportionally. So the shape of the mountain remained intact, only its
size got increased and thus added 100 more yards to the overall height.
Physfit wakes up in the morning and finds himself at the height of 22
yards on a mountain that was 200 yards high!... So in this new day, with
much effort and perseverance, he manages to climb another 11 yards up
before the Sun begins setting. And by the same logic he decides to sleep
at the spot he was and continue the climb the next day.
While asleep, the strange mountain grows itself proportionally to make
its height another 100 yards larger...
In the morning, Physfit wakes up and finds himself at the height of 49.5
yards on a mountain 300 yards tall.
While brewing his Walmart National Cup tea-bag (which amazingly after
all the recent inflation was still $1 for 100 tea-bags), he admits to
himself that conquering this summit will be harder than he expected.
Every day, from then on, he climbed another 11 yards, and every night
the mountain grew another 100 yards taller, taking him a bit higher with it.
Did Physfit reach the summit? If he reached, why he could reach it, and
how many days total it took him to get there? And if he could not reach
it, prove why he couldn't reach the summit."
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wtf? I never have and never will read that bullshit.
Your chess scenario was just as long, and also weird as hell (what I
read of it):
======================================================================
Thus the story continues...
The two scientists got out and locked the gate and left.
That day, in the evening, a party was to hold in Holaku's Summer
residence not that far from Maragheh. And the two were both invited!
Ghotbeddin got home and hit the sack fast and early to wake up fully
rested before attending the party. He couldn't be contained inside his
own skin, when thinking about the prospect of seeing Holaku's daughter
again within that same day...
As he slowly drifted off into sleep he dreamed that wherever he was, he
was actually already in that party but had just noticed it! He didn't
get time to think how it happened and why he'd only now realized where
he'd been all this time. Holaku was sitting on a throne across the huge
room and some of the vazirs were here and there chatting. But he knew
that he had not yet seen the daughter, so he made himself sure he'll
stay until she shows up. Also, he knew that he and Holaku both were
waiting for Tusi to arrive, because Holaku had something to ask from him.
But there was no sign of Tusi. At his home, he had come up with an idea
which needed the use of some tables of numbers kept at the observatory,
and he had chosen to go to the observatory in the evening, not even to
Hulaku's party where he was invited!
So after some time, at some point Holaku signaled to have a talk with
Ghotbeddin. A servant and one of the vazirs immediately came over to
Ghotbeddin and together walked to where Holaku was sitting.
Holaku to Ghotbeddin:
"They tell me you are a very smart man to be in the observatory,
helping someone like Tusi. Do you think you are as smart as Tusi?"
Ghotbeddin made a faint smile and said:
"Your Majesty, I am not blessed with as much talent as God has
bestowed upon Your Majesty _or_ Tusi."
Holaku:
"I have a task for Tusi to accomplish, but in his absence I want you
to do it."
Ghotbeddin:
"Your Majesty's wish is my utmost desire."
Holaku:
"In each of my parties, a session is always included in which a
chessboard is placed on the floor, with no chess pieces on it. There is
a contest, and the winner is blindfolded and given two random chess
pieces of same color - but not any pawns - out of my pocket, to place
somewhere on the chessboard by the winner, in two of the squares. Then
the blindfold is removed and the winner will look at the chessboard and
counts the number of different moves he can make with the chess pieces
from the squares that they are in. The winner will get as many gold
coins from me as that count is. If I know in advance which two pieces
will be given to the winner, I need to know how many gold coins I should
bring with me to the party, so I could never find myself with not enough
coins to give to the winner, and never carry with me even one gold coin
that would never be needed to be given to the winner. Find how many
coins I should bring with me to the party."
Ghotbeddin:
"Your Majesty's wish will undoubtedly get fulfilled."
How many gold coins should Holaku Khan take with him to his parties?
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huh?
I also will never read all that bullshit.
In the future, link to the original math problem and leave your
flamboyant, effeminate self out of it.