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Dark Shadow
Jul 26, 2012, 9:44:37 PM7/26/12
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1. You refine heroin for a living,but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,but you
can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.�
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.�
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim
11. You find this offensive or racist You may be a Muslim
liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,but you
can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.�
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.�
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim
11. You find this offensive or racist You may be a Muslim
Torre Starnes
Jul 26, 2012, 10:02:00 PM7/26/12
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On Thu, 26 Jul 2012 18:44:37 -0700 (PDT), Dark Shadow wrote:
Personally I prefer cotton over muslin, but to each her own......
Personally I prefer cotton over muslin, but to each her own......
owl
Jul 27, 2012, 12:25:48 AM7/27/12
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Torre Starnes <torre....@gmail.org> wrote:
> On Thu, 26 Jul 2012 18:44:37 -0700 (PDT), Dark Shadow wrote:
> Personally I prefer cotton over muslin, but to each her own......
I prefer a Honda V12 to a Mustang V8.
> On Thu, 26 Jul 2012 18:44:37 -0700 (PDT), Dark Shadow wrote:
> Personally I prefer cotton over muslin, but to each her own......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mbFRMK3zSk
7
Jul 27, 2012, 12:43:30 PM7/27/12
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Dark Shadow wrote:
> 1.
You may be a Burson-Marstelar employee if your name is Dark Shadow
and a disciple of its owner Sorel.
How much do they pay you to rant your hallucinations?
I'd love to see what you have been briefed on today
to post!!!
Sorel's Burson-Marstelar runs a vast factory manufacturing internet abuse.
Is this the same Burson-Marstelar trying to open new offices
in Middle East? Yes I do think so!!!
BEAAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
If police raided Sorel's internet abuse factories where disciple posing
as Dark Shadow works his guts off to scream abuse at usenet users
to please his master Sorel, then they would be compelled by law to take
names and addresses of all present, confiscate all computers and servers,
and contact all victims of internet abuse
and then charge abusers with criminal offenses
as outraged victims of organized internet abuse for money press charges.
From what I hear these criminals from PR companies
like Sorel's Burson-Marstelar now graduate and sneak into charities
to DELIBERATELY siphon money into Sorel's off shored companies.
The Sorel empire is cracking under the weight of 100,000 disciples to feed.
Interpol/FBI where are you when you are needed?
Trolling is an Industry in USA
------------------------------
Hiring trolls is ignorant.
Most US politicians and businesses
are so corrupt and reliant to the point of addiction
on trolls and trolling and so the fund it all illegally
through charities because
funding through charities is untraceable
through loopholes in US law.
The US politicians, embassy staff and anyone else falling for it like
Spanish government should know that the US trolls
ordering embassies to this kind of work
have no mandate for these kinds of activities.
Just rich companies that have bank rolled teams of asstroturfers
to create fake support and certainly no mandate.
There is NO MANDATE when fake asstroturfers are driving
the agenda.
The situation is so bad, it has spread into the military.
No one now knows who drives what agenda because
there is no traceability.
The fscking military, politicians, enviro nuts, music mafia,
using asstroturfing technology need the riot act read to them.
The situation is so incomprehensible that
the US has been declared falsely that it is the most charitable nation in
the world when at the same time 3 million US families
are living in shelter, and most of that charity money is fake
money being diverted from corporations into the coffers of asstroturfing
and PR companies.
Most of the money funneled through
charities never make it to charitable causes in the USA.
It is stolen by politicians and pressure groups to cover
up their fake funding routes for asstroturfing.
They are used to it so we got to get over it?
No thanks!!!!
Not a single politician, embassy staff or military has a
mandate for one single political agenda because no one
knows who is funding who and who's agenda is real
and whose agenda is fake. Every signature collected
is one more fake signature for a mandate written out by
asstroturfers.
Asstroturfing through charities undermines society,
and all the nations dealing with US
and it must stop because no one in US has any legitimate
mandates for any of this activity any more.
If they have it, then should display their mandate
with pride, and show where the support had come from
and if any of it is through charities, then the
whole mandate is faked because charity status is being
abused to hide funding routes for corporate asstroturfing.
Asstroturfer offerings
----------------------
I've just read the contents of the fbo.gov solicitation RTB220610
The US government wants asstroturfers and with it sophisticated
asstroturfing technology to drown out democratic free speech,
and then hide from those whom it seeks to victimize.
It was point no.3 that caught my eye:
0003- Static IP Address Management
What that means is the same as what I've been saying for a while about
doofi, flatcake and clog are true.
They are not individuals but a whole asstroturfing team
behind each sock puppet.
There isn't enough memory between the sock operators to know
or remember what had been said earlier so you know the
conversations are being typed out by multiple individuals
impersonating each other.
It was notable gaffs by the goofy doofy sock that first gave it away.
The asstroturfing teams had already gone into government and offered them
consulting services about what technology and asstroturfing
practices were out there for fbo.gov to decide what they will
purchase in solicitation RTB220610. Burson-Marstelar
won the contract performing all the activities
required in the solicitation with fantastic usenet software
tools for targeting individuals and trolling 24/7
and all built in outsourced India.
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
https://www.fbo.gov/index?s=opportunity&mode=form&id=d88e9d660336be91552fe8c1a51bacb2&tab=core&_cview=1
Solicitation Number: RTB220610
Notice Type: Sources Sought
Synopsis: Added: 2010-06-22 13:42:52Jun 22, 2010 1:42 pm
Modified: 2010-06-22 14:07:11Jun 22, 2010 2:07 pmTrack Changes
0001- Online Persona Management Service.
50 User Licenses, 10 Personas per user. Software will
allow 10 personas per user, replete with background,
history, supporting details, and cyber presences
that are technically, culturally and geographically
consistent. Individual applications will enable an
operator to exercise a number of different online
persons from the same workstation and without fear
of being discovered by sophisticated adversaries.
Personas must be able to appear to originate in
nearly any part of the world and can interact through
conventional online services and social media platforms.
The service includes a user friendly application
environment to maximize the user's situational
awareness by displaying real-time local information.
0002- Secure Virtual Private Network (VPN).
1 each VPN provides the ability for users to
daily and automatically obtain
randomly selected IP addresses through
which they can access the internet. The daily
rotation of the user s IP address prevents compromise
during observation of likely or targeted web sites
or services, while hiding the existence of the
operation. In addition, may provide traffic mixing,
blending the user s traffic with traffic from multitudes
of users from outside the organization. This traffic
blending provides excellent cover and powerful deniability.
Anonymizer Enterprise Chameleon or equal
0003- Static IP Address Management.
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
50 each Licence protects the identity of government
agencies and enterprise organizations. Enables organizations
to manage their persistent online personas by assigning
static IP addresses to each persona. Individuals
can perform static impersonations, which allow
them to look like the same person over time. Also allows
organizations that frequent same site/service often to
easily switch IP addresses to look like ordinary
users as opposed to one organization.
Anonymizer IP Mapper License or equal
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
0004- Virtual Private Servers,
CONUS. 1 each Provides CONUS or OCONUS points of
presence locations that are setup for each customer
based on the geographic area of operations the
customer is operating within and which allow a
customer?s online persona(s) to appear to originate
from. Ability to provide virtual private servers that
are procured using commercial hosting centers around
the world and which are established anonymously. Once
procured, the geosite is incorporated into the network
and integrated within the customers environment and
ready for use by the customer. Unless specifically
designated as shared, locations are dedicated for use
by each customer and never shared among other customers.
Anonymizer Annual Dedicated CONUS Light Geosite or equal
0005- Virtual Private Servers, OCONUS.
8 Each Provides CONUS or OCONUS points of presence
locations that are setup for each customer based on
the geographic area of operations the customer is
operating within and which allow a customer?s
online persona(s) to appear to
originate from. Ability to provide virtual private
servers that are procured using commercial hosting
centers around the world and which are established
anonymously. Once procured, the geosite is incorporated
into the network and integrated within the customers
environment and ready for use by the customer. Unless
specifically designated as shared, locations are dedicated
for use by each customer and never shared among other
customers. Anonymizer Annual Dedicated OCONUS Light
Geosite or equal
0006- Remote Access Secure Virtual Private Network.
1 each Secure Operating Environment provides a reliable
and protected computing environment from which to stage
and conduct operations. Every session uses a clean
Virtual Machine (VM) image. The solution is accessed
through sets of Virtual Private Network (VPN) devices
located at each Customer facility. The fully-managed
VDI (Virtual Desktop Infrastructure) is an environment
that allows users remote access from their desktop into
a VM. Upon session termination, the VM is deleted and
any virus, worm, or malicious software that the user
inadvertently downloaded is destroyed. Anonymizer
Virtual Desktop Infrastructure (VDI) Solution or equal.
Contracting Office Address:
2606 Brown Pelican Ave.
MacDill AFB, Florida 33621-5000
United States
Place of Performance:
Performance will be at MacDIll AFB, Kabul, Afghanistan and Baghdad, Iraq.
MacDill AFB , Florida 33679
United States
Primary Point of Contact.:
Russell Beasley,
Contracting Officer
russell.b...@macdill.af.mil
Phone: (813) 828-4729
Fax: (813) 828-5111
> 1.
You may be a Burson-Marstelar employee if your name is Dark Shadow
and a disciple of its owner Sorel.
How much do they pay you to rant your hallucinations?
I'd love to see what you have been briefed on today
to post!!!
Sorel's Burson-Marstelar runs a vast factory manufacturing internet abuse.
Is this the same Burson-Marstelar trying to open new offices
in Middle East? Yes I do think so!!!
BEAAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
If police raided Sorel's internet abuse factories where disciple posing
as Dark Shadow works his guts off to scream abuse at usenet users
to please his master Sorel, then they would be compelled by law to take
names and addresses of all present, confiscate all computers and servers,
and contact all victims of internet abuse
and then charge abusers with criminal offenses
as outraged victims of organized internet abuse for money press charges.
From what I hear these criminals from PR companies
like Sorel's Burson-Marstelar now graduate and sneak into charities
to DELIBERATELY siphon money into Sorel's off shored companies.
The Sorel empire is cracking under the weight of 100,000 disciples to feed.
Interpol/FBI where are you when you are needed?
Trolling is an Industry in USA
------------------------------
Hiring trolls is ignorant.
Most US politicians and businesses
are so corrupt and reliant to the point of addiction
on trolls and trolling and so the fund it all illegally
through charities because
funding through charities is untraceable
through loopholes in US law.
The US politicians, embassy staff and anyone else falling for it like
Spanish government should know that the US trolls
ordering embassies to this kind of work
have no mandate for these kinds of activities.
Just rich companies that have bank rolled teams of asstroturfers
to create fake support and certainly no mandate.
There is NO MANDATE when fake asstroturfers are driving
the agenda.
The situation is so bad, it has spread into the military.
No one now knows who drives what agenda because
there is no traceability.
The fscking military, politicians, enviro nuts, music mafia,
using asstroturfing technology need the riot act read to them.
The situation is so incomprehensible that
the US has been declared falsely that it is the most charitable nation in
the world when at the same time 3 million US families
are living in shelter, and most of that charity money is fake
money being diverted from corporations into the coffers of asstroturfing
and PR companies.
Most of the money funneled through
charities never make it to charitable causes in the USA.
It is stolen by politicians and pressure groups to cover
up their fake funding routes for asstroturfing.
They are used to it so we got to get over it?
No thanks!!!!
Not a single politician, embassy staff or military has a
mandate for one single political agenda because no one
knows who is funding who and who's agenda is real
and whose agenda is fake. Every signature collected
is one more fake signature for a mandate written out by
asstroturfers.
Asstroturfing through charities undermines society,
and all the nations dealing with US
and it must stop because no one in US has any legitimate
mandates for any of this activity any more.
If they have it, then should display their mandate
with pride, and show where the support had come from
and if any of it is through charities, then the
whole mandate is faked because charity status is being
abused to hide funding routes for corporate asstroturfing.
Asstroturfer offerings
----------------------
I've just read the contents of the fbo.gov solicitation RTB220610
The US government wants asstroturfers and with it sophisticated
asstroturfing technology to drown out democratic free speech,
and then hide from those whom it seeks to victimize.
It was point no.3 that caught my eye:
0003- Static IP Address Management
What that means is the same as what I've been saying for a while about
doofi, flatcake and clog are true.
They are not individuals but a whole asstroturfing team
behind each sock puppet.
There isn't enough memory between the sock operators to know
or remember what had been said earlier so you know the
conversations are being typed out by multiple individuals
impersonating each other.
It was notable gaffs by the goofy doofy sock that first gave it away.
The asstroturfing teams had already gone into government and offered them
consulting services about what technology and asstroturfing
practices were out there for fbo.gov to decide what they will
purchase in solicitation RTB220610. Burson-Marstelar
won the contract performing all the activities
required in the solicitation with fantastic usenet software
tools for targeting individuals and trolling 24/7
and all built in outsourced India.
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
https://www.fbo.gov/index?s=opportunity&mode=form&id=d88e9d660336be91552fe8c1a51bacb2&tab=core&_cview=1
Solicitation Number: RTB220610
Notice Type: Sources Sought
Synopsis: Added: 2010-06-22 13:42:52Jun 22, 2010 1:42 pm
Modified: 2010-06-22 14:07:11Jun 22, 2010 2:07 pmTrack Changes
0001- Online Persona Management Service.
50 User Licenses, 10 Personas per user. Software will
allow 10 personas per user, replete with background,
history, supporting details, and cyber presences
that are technically, culturally and geographically
consistent. Individual applications will enable an
operator to exercise a number of different online
persons from the same workstation and without fear
of being discovered by sophisticated adversaries.
Personas must be able to appear to originate in
nearly any part of the world and can interact through
conventional online services and social media platforms.
The service includes a user friendly application
environment to maximize the user's situational
awareness by displaying real-time local information.
0002- Secure Virtual Private Network (VPN).
1 each VPN provides the ability for users to
daily and automatically obtain
randomly selected IP addresses through
which they can access the internet. The daily
rotation of the user s IP address prevents compromise
during observation of likely or targeted web sites
or services, while hiding the existence of the
operation. In addition, may provide traffic mixing,
blending the user s traffic with traffic from multitudes
of users from outside the organization. This traffic
blending provides excellent cover and powerful deniability.
Anonymizer Enterprise Chameleon or equal
0003- Static IP Address Management.
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
50 each Licence protects the identity of government
agencies and enterprise organizations. Enables organizations
to manage their persistent online personas by assigning
static IP addresses to each persona. Individuals
can perform static impersonations, which allow
them to look like the same person over time. Also allows
organizations that frequent same site/service often to
easily switch IP addresses to look like ordinary
users as opposed to one organization.
Anonymizer IP Mapper License or equal
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
0004- Virtual Private Servers,
CONUS. 1 each Provides CONUS or OCONUS points of
presence locations that are setup for each customer
based on the geographic area of operations the
customer is operating within and which allow a
customer?s online persona(s) to appear to originate
from. Ability to provide virtual private servers that
are procured using commercial hosting centers around
the world and which are established anonymously. Once
procured, the geosite is incorporated into the network
and integrated within the customers environment and
ready for use by the customer. Unless specifically
designated as shared, locations are dedicated for use
by each customer and never shared among other customers.
Anonymizer Annual Dedicated CONUS Light Geosite or equal
0005- Virtual Private Servers, OCONUS.
8 Each Provides CONUS or OCONUS points of presence
locations that are setup for each customer based on
the geographic area of operations the customer is
operating within and which allow a customer?s
online persona(s) to appear to
originate from. Ability to provide virtual private
servers that are procured using commercial hosting
centers around the world and which are established
anonymously. Once procured, the geosite is incorporated
into the network and integrated within the customers
environment and ready for use by the customer. Unless
specifically designated as shared, locations are dedicated
for use by each customer and never shared among other
customers. Anonymizer Annual Dedicated OCONUS Light
Geosite or equal
0006- Remote Access Secure Virtual Private Network.
1 each Secure Operating Environment provides a reliable
and protected computing environment from which to stage
and conduct operations. Every session uses a clean
Virtual Machine (VM) image. The solution is accessed
through sets of Virtual Private Network (VPN) devices
located at each Customer facility. The fully-managed
VDI (Virtual Desktop Infrastructure) is an environment
that allows users remote access from their desktop into
a VM. Upon session termination, the VM is deleted and
any virus, worm, or malicious software that the user
inadvertently downloaded is destroyed. Anonymizer
Virtual Desktop Infrastructure (VDI) Solution or equal.
Contracting Office Address:
2606 Brown Pelican Ave.
MacDill AFB, Florida 33621-5000
United States
Place of Performance:
Performance will be at MacDIll AFB, Kabul, Afghanistan and Baghdad, Iraq.
MacDill AFB , Florida 33679
United States
Primary Point of Contact.:
Russell Beasley,
Contracting Officer
russell.b...@macdill.af.mil
Phone: (813) 828-4729
Fax: (813) 828-5111
Foster
Jul 27, 2012, 12:46:14 PM7/27/12
to
On Fri, 27 Jul 2012 17:43:30 +0100, 7 wrote:
> Dark Shadow wrote:
>
>> 1.
>
>
> You may be a Burson-Marstelar employee if your name is Dark Shadow
> and a disciple of its owner Sorel.
Why are you cross posting this to:
> Dark Shadow wrote:
>
>> 1.
>
>
> You may be a Burson-Marstelar employee if your name is Dark Shadow
> and a disciple of its owner Sorel.
free.usenet,talk.politics.guns,comp.os.linux.advocacy,soc.culture.irish
Joseph Michael = 7.
And where is the herd to complain about it?
I fixed it for you BTW!
The herd can thank me later.
7
Jul 27, 2012, 2:29:29 PM7/27/12
to
Foster wrote:
>> You may be a Burson-Marstelar employee if your name is Dark Shadow
>> and a disciple of its owner Sorel.
>
> Why are you cross posting this to:
>
> free.usenet,talk.politics.guns,comp.os.linux.advocacy,soc.culture.irish
>
> Joseph Michael = 7.
>
> And where is the herd to complain about it?
>
> I fixed it for you BTW!
> The herd can thank me later.
You may be a Burson-Marstelar employee if your name is Foster
>> You may be a Burson-Marstelar employee if your name is Dark Shadow
>> and a disciple of its owner Sorel.
>
> Why are you cross posting this to:
>
> free.usenet,talk.politics.guns,comp.os.linux.advocacy,soc.culture.irish
>
> Joseph Michael = 7.
>
> And where is the herd to complain about it?
>
> I fixed it for you BTW!
> The herd can thank me later.
and a disciple of its owner Sorel.
How much do they pay you to rant your hallucinations?
I'd love to see what you have been briefed on today
to post!!!
Sorel's Burson-Marstelar runs a vast factory manufacturing internet abuse.
I'd love to see what you have been briefed on today
to post!!!
Sorel's Burson-Marstelar runs a vast factory manufacturing internet abuse.
BEAAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
If police raided Sorel's internet abuse factories where disciple posing
as Foster works his guts off to scream abuse at usenet users
If police raided Sorel's internet abuse factories where disciple posing
forced into a shelter and all your charity
money was stolen from your charity?
You are down and they still want to steal YOUR CHARITY MONEY?!??
Thats right you would tell them NEVER and tell
them fsck off in no uncertain terms and change the law changed
to make it a criminal offense to steal charity money
or spend it on anything other than 100% certified charity
without kickbacks, without creative accounting and
without morally unjust criminal behavior anywhere inside
the charity system.
Ezekiel
Jul 27, 2012, 3:34:24 PM7/27/12
to
"Foster" <frankf...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:r6tu6dpit3cn$.1g0wbs28dajkl.dlg@40tude.net...
and so very zany!!!
> I fixed it for you BTW!
Someone should have fixed his father about 50 years ago.
> The herd can thank me later.
I'm sure the herd will be just as understanding and look the other way if
you were to cross-post.
--
"thanks to the most innovative denizen of COLA, our own zany "7". 7 Up!"
Chris Ahlstrom slurping the 7-tard
<hkjqkb$s3n$7...@news.eternal-september.org>
news:r6tu6dpit3cn$.1g0wbs28dajkl.dlg@40tude.net...
> On Fri, 27 Jul 2012 17:43:30 +0100, 7 wrote:
>
>> Dark Shadow wrote:
>>
>>> 1.
>>
>>
>> You may be a Burson-Marstelar employee if your name is Dark Shadow
>> and a disciple of its owner Sorel.
>
> Why are you cross posting this to:
>
> free.usenet,talk.politics.guns,comp.os.linux.advocacy,soc.culture.irish
>
> Joseph Michael = 7.
>
> And where is the herd to complain about it?
He's not a cross-posting idiotic moron. He's "Mr. President" who's a genius
>
>> Dark Shadow wrote:
>>
>>> 1.
>>
>>
>> You may be a Burson-Marstelar employee if your name is Dark Shadow
>> and a disciple of its owner Sorel.
>
> Why are you cross posting this to:
>
> free.usenet,talk.politics.guns,comp.os.linux.advocacy,soc.culture.irish
>
> Joseph Michael = 7.
>
> And where is the herd to complain about it?
and so very zany!!!
> I fixed it for you BTW!
> The herd can thank me later.
you were to cross-post.
--
"thanks to the most innovative denizen of COLA, our own zany "7". 7 Up!"
Chris Ahlstrom slurping the 7-tard
<hkjqkb$s3n$7...@news.eternal-september.org>
chrisv
Jul 27, 2012, 4:01:30 PM7/27/12
to
Ezekiel wrote:
>He's "Mr. President" who's a genius and so very zany!!!
At least he's not a POS liar, like you and your pals, fsckwit.
>He's "Mr. President" who's a genius and so very zany!!!
Ds. Berend van Zutphen
Jul 27, 2012, 4:22:24 PM7/27/12
to
"chrisv" <chr...@nospam.invalid> schreef in bericht
news:6rs518dj5qu1dsjt6...@4ax.com...
7 in COLA:
* "Microsoft products can only access 3Gb of RAM while Linux has no RAM
limits"
* "Linux is expanding at the rate of 1 million+ desktops per week"
* "Linux sells 14 million+ embedded gadgets PER DAY."
* "Microsoft paid $8 billion for a company worth $70 million"
* "Software from the United States is 2nd rate"
* "IBM doesn't use Windows"
* "Windows usage falls to 20%"
* "Ubuntu is expecting 200 million users"
* "Linux is on one-third of all PCs sold"
* "I used to spend 7000 to 9000 pounds a year on Microsoft software"
* "I was European Inventor Of The Year 1995"
news:6rs518dj5qu1dsjt6...@4ax.com...
> Ezekiel wrote:
>
>>He's "Mr. President" who's a genius and so very zany!!!
>
> At least he's not a POS liar, like you and your pals, fsckwit.
>
So you agree with him?
>
>>He's "Mr. President" who's a genius and so very zany!!!
>
> At least he's not a POS liar, like you and your pals, fsckwit.
>
7 in COLA:
* "Microsoft products can only access 3Gb of RAM while Linux has no RAM
limits"
* "Linux is expanding at the rate of 1 million+ desktops per week"
* "Linux sells 14 million+ embedded gadgets PER DAY."
* "Microsoft paid $8 billion for a company worth $70 million"
* "Software from the United States is 2nd rate"
* "IBM doesn't use Windows"
* "Windows usage falls to 20%"
* "Ubuntu is expecting 200 million users"
* "Linux is on one-third of all PCs sold"
* "I used to spend 7000 to 9000 pounds a year on Microsoft software"
* "I was European Inventor Of The Year 1995"
Chris Ahlstrom
Jul 27, 2012, 5:18:26 PM7/27/12
to
After swilling some grog, chrisv belched this bit o' wisdom:
> Ezekiel wrote:
>
>>He's "Mr. President" who's a genius and so very zany!!!
>
> At least he's not a POS liar, like you and your pals, fsckwit.
All hail our COLA President!
Up with 7!
Down with Zeke! He's no fun. Almost always angry and insulting.
Programmer's hemerrhoids? Or Bill-Gates-envy?
Zeke would no doubt infer that Bill Gates was a thief for fishing out
code listings and "reading" them. Maybe he can tell is which was
worse... that, or using Harvard computer time to write the BASIC
implementation he later sold.
--
Interviewer: "Is studying computer science the best way to prepare to be a
programmer?"
Bill Gates: "No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study
great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the
garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of
their operating system."
-- Interview with Bill Gates, Discarted from "Programmers at Work" (Found
on comp.os.os2.advocacy)
> Ezekiel wrote:
>
>>He's "Mr. President" who's a genius and so very zany!!!
>
> At least he's not a POS liar, like you and your pals, fsckwit.
Up with 7!
Down with Zeke! He's no fun. Almost always angry and insulting.
Programmer's hemerrhoids? Or Bill-Gates-envy?
Zeke would no doubt infer that Bill Gates was a thief for fishing out
code listings and "reading" them. Maybe he can tell is which was
worse... that, or using Harvard computer time to write the BASIC
implementation he later sold.
--
Interviewer: "Is studying computer science the best way to prepare to be a
programmer?"
Bill Gates: "No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study
great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the
garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of
their operating system."
-- Interview with Bill Gates, Discarted from "Programmers at Work" (Found
on comp.os.os2.advocacy)
DFS
Jul 27, 2012, 5:44:45 PM7/27/12
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Captain Napalm
Jul 27, 2012, 8:53:24 PM7/27/12
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On Fri, 27 Jul 2012 17:18:26 -0400, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
> All hail our COLA President!
>
> Up with 7!
Mee tooo!!!!@21!!!!
> All hail our COLA President!
>
> Up with 7!
Tom
Jul 28, 2012, 5:37:21 AM7/28/12
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On Jul 27, 2:44 am, Dark Shadow <darkknightforli...@gmail.com> wrote:
...........................
I advise people who want to criticise Muslims to leave that one out.
The practice of wiping and washing the anus after defecation with the
hand, then washing the hand thoroughly, is more hygienic than the west
European / USA system of wiping with tissue.
Actually, I'd say the majority of men don't really want a woman to be
washing her anus and vulva obsessively. Men like a woman to have a
degree of natural scents and tastes during oral sex. It's a matter of
balance. I like my woman to just wipe her vulva and anus well after
urination and defecation and then wash about once daily. But not to
wash her beautiful places prior to sexual relations. It's a matter of
balance, and some women are very wise in getting the balance just
right, giving a man just the right degree of natural scents and tastes
but without laying themselves open to the charge of 'having a dirty
derriere.'
You should not criticise Muslims on that basis, the basis of superior
hygeinic practices compared to west Europeans.
Anyway, it's not only Muslims who do that. It's a real joy to be
permitted to watch a French woman or an East European woman going to
the toilet, and to see her pouring warm water over her vulva and her
anal Valley as she strokes these beautiful places with her fingers,
then washes her hands afterwards. These women should have a promoter
outside their bathroom doors selling tickets at £10,000 per
session....................And £100,000 if they let the man do it for
them.............
...........................
> 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
> You may be a Muslim
==================================
> You may be a Muslim
I advise people who want to criticise Muslims to leave that one out.
The practice of wiping and washing the anus after defecation with the
hand, then washing the hand thoroughly, is more hygienic than the west
European / USA system of wiping with tissue.
Actually, I'd say the majority of men don't really want a woman to be
washing her anus and vulva obsessively. Men like a woman to have a
degree of natural scents and tastes during oral sex. It's a matter of
balance. I like my woman to just wipe her vulva and anus well after
urination and defecation and then wash about once daily. But not to
wash her beautiful places prior to sexual relations. It's a matter of
balance, and some women are very wise in getting the balance just
right, giving a man just the right degree of natural scents and tastes
but without laying themselves open to the charge of 'having a dirty
derriere.'
You should not criticise Muslims on that basis, the basis of superior
hygeinic practices compared to west Europeans.
Anyway, it's not only Muslims who do that. It's a real joy to be
permitted to watch a French woman or an East European woman going to
the toilet, and to see her pouring warm water over her vulva and her
anal Valley as she strokes these beautiful places with her fingers,
then washes her hands afterwards. These women should have a promoter
outside their bathroom doors selling tickets at £10,000 per
session....................And £100,000 if they let the man do it for
them.............
Dark Shadow
Jul 28, 2012, 6:59:49 PM7/28/12
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Samuel Harris
Jul 28, 2012, 9:17:34 PM7/28/12
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Gray Guest
Jul 29, 2012, 2:01:26 PM7/29/12
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Tom <special...@gmail.com> wrote in news:c6e7a9a2-e5cc-4773-871a-
ab7478...@fr28g2000vbb.googlegroups.com:
> On Jul 27, 2:44 am, Dark Shadow <darkknightforli...@gmail.com> wrote:
> ...........................
>> 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
>> You may be a Muslim
>=================================
--
Refusenik #1
ab7478...@fr28g2000vbb.googlegroups.com:
> On Jul 27, 2:44 am, Dark Shadow <darkknightforli...@gmail.com> wrote:
> ...........................
>> 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
>> You may be a Muslim
>=================================
> I advise people who want to criticise Muslims to leave that one out.
>
> The practice of wiping and washing the anus after defecation with the
> hand, then washing the hand thoroughly, is more hygienic than the west
> European / USA system of wiping with tissue.
>
> Actually, I'd say the majority of men don't really want a woman to be
> washing her anus and vulva obsessively. Men like a woman to have a
> degree of natural scents and tastes during oral sex. It's a matter of
> balance. I like my woman to just wipe her vulva and anus well after
> urination and defecation and then wash about once daily. But not to
> wash her beautiful places prior to sexual relations. It's a matter of
> balance, and some women are very wise in getting the balance just
> right, giving a man just the right degree of natural scents and tastes
> but without laying themselves open to the charge of 'having a dirty
> derriere.'
>
> You should not criticise Muslims on that basis, the basis of superior
> hygeinic practices compared to west Europeans.
>
> Anyway, it's not only Muslims who do that. It's a real joy to be
> permitted to watch a French woman or an East European woman going to
> the toilet, and to see her pouring warm water over her vulva and her
> anal Valley as she strokes these beautiful places with her fingers,
> then washes her hands afterwards. These women should have a promoter
> outside their bathroom doors selling tickets at £10,000 per
> session....................And £100,000 if they let the man do it for
> them.............
>
Ypu might be a liberal if that doesn't nauseate you.
>
> The practice of wiping and washing the anus after defecation with the
> hand, then washing the hand thoroughly, is more hygienic than the west
> European / USA system of wiping with tissue.
>
> Actually, I'd say the majority of men don't really want a woman to be
> washing her anus and vulva obsessively. Men like a woman to have a
> degree of natural scents and tastes during oral sex. It's a matter of
> balance. I like my woman to just wipe her vulva and anus well after
> urination and defecation and then wash about once daily. But not to
> wash her beautiful places prior to sexual relations. It's a matter of
> balance, and some women are very wise in getting the balance just
> right, giving a man just the right degree of natural scents and tastes
> but without laying themselves open to the charge of 'having a dirty
> derriere.'
>
> You should not criticise Muslims on that basis, the basis of superior
> hygeinic practices compared to west Europeans.
>
> Anyway, it's not only Muslims who do that. It's a real joy to be
> permitted to watch a French woman or an East European woman going to
> the toilet, and to see her pouring warm water over her vulva and her
> anal Valley as she strokes these beautiful places with her fingers,
> then washes her hands afterwards. These women should have a promoter
> outside their bathroom doors selling tickets at £10,000 per
> session....................And £100,000 if they let the man do it for
> them.............
>
--
Refusenik #1
STEADY EDDY
Jul 29, 2012, 9:57:00 PM7/29/12
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On Jul 28, 2:37 am, Tom <special.car...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jul 27, 2:44 am, Dark Shadow <darkknightforli...@gmail.com> wrote:
> ...........................> 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
> > You may be a Muslim
>
> ==================================
>
> I advise people who want to criticise Muslims to leave that one out.
>
> The practice of wiping and washing the anus after defecation with the
> hand, then washing the hand thoroughly, is more hygienic than the west
> European / USA system of wiping with tissue.
Bullshit.
> On Jul 27, 2:44 am, Dark Shadow <darkknightforli...@gmail.com> wrote:
> ...........................> 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
> > You may be a Muslim
>
> ==================================
>
> I advise people who want to criticise Muslims to leave that one out.
>
> The practice of wiping and washing the anus after defecation with the
> hand, then washing the hand thoroughly, is more hygienic than the west
> European / USA system of wiping with tissue.
Tom
Jul 30, 2012, 6:57:16 AM7/30/12
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On Jul 28, 11:59 pm, Dark Shadow <darkknightforli...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On 28 juil, 09:37, Tom <special.car...@gmail.com> wrote:
........................
> On 28 juil, 09:37, Tom <special.car...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Anyway, it's not only Muslims who do that. It's a real joy to be
> > permitted to watch a French woman or an East European woman going to
> > the toilet, and to see her pouring warm water over her vulva and her
> > anal Valley as she strokes these beautiful places with her fingers,
> > then washes her hands afterwards. These women should have a promoter
> > outside their bathroom doors selling tickets at £10,000 per
> > session....................And £100,000 if they let the man do it for
> > them.............
>
> You are one disgusting human being.
====
> > permitted to watch a French woman or an East European woman going to
> > the toilet, and to see her pouring warm water over her vulva and her
> > anal Valley as she strokes these beautiful places with her fingers,
> > then washes her hands afterwards. These women should have a promoter
> > outside their bathroom doors selling tickets at £10,000 per
> > session....................And £100,000 if they let the man do it for
> > them.............
>
> You are one disgusting human being.
If I'm disgusting, every mother in the world is disgusting too.
You can't have it both ways.
Tom
Jul 30, 2012, 7:06:12 AM7/30/12
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The religion in question came into being at a time when paper and soap
were scarce. The scriptural advice was the best for the time. Many
people lose sight of the fact that religious scriptures are products
of their time.
By the way, a slightly related question: I'm surprised that Jews are
allowed to use flush toilets, considering Jehovah/Ywh ordered them to
'bury your excrement in a hole in the ground.'
--------------
"You shall also have a place outside the camp and go out there, and
you shall have a spade among your tools, and it shall be that when you
sit down outside, you shall dig with it and shall turn to cover up
your excrement."
- Deuteronomy 23:12-13 NAS.
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Jul 31, 2012, 7:11:00 PM7/31/12
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RedDog
Aug 3, 2012, 6:06:50 PM8/3/12
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On Jul 31, 11:11 pm, ▂▃▄▅▆▇вовДИdҀДЯфlЄ▇▆▅▄▃▂
Afghan muslims wipe their asses with their hands. And Iraqi muslims
rape little boys. Ask any returning veteran.
Now, what are we to think of muslims? Well, for one thing, they can be
brainwashed to commit suicide by flying planes into the WTC. We do
know that. And so we do know that they LOVE to kill innocent ppl, and
will even give their lives for it.
So now, what does all that tell us about muslims? That they love to
rub their hands in shit. That they love to sexually molest little
boys. And that they love to kill innocent ppl.
Case closed. You motherfucking PC assholes can go shove it. Muslims
definitely ARE, without a doubt, EVIL.
rape little boys. Ask any returning veteran.
Now, what are we to think of muslims? Well, for one thing, they can be
brainwashed to commit suicide by flying planes into the WTC. We do
know that. And so we do know that they LOVE to kill innocent ppl, and
will even give their lives for it.
So now, what does all that tell us about muslims? That they love to
rub their hands in shit. That they love to sexually molest little
boys. And that they love to kill innocent ppl.
Case closed. You motherfucking PC assholes can go shove it. Muslims
definitely ARE, without a doubt, EVIL.
Ian Hilliard
Aug 4, 2012, 9:13:22 AM8/4/12
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You may be a thief and murderer, if you advocate the dehumanisation of
others to justify stealing their lives and their resources. The
alternative is that you are just an idiot that supports the
dehumanisation of others to permit the thieves to steal their resources.
Hence, you are either a low-life or you support low-lives.
Ian
Foster
Aug 4, 2012, 9:21:27 AM8/4/12
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Nobody
Aug 4, 2012, 3:11:11 PM8/4/12
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We need a better educated class of troll in this group...
Big Steel
Aug 4, 2012, 3:25:00 PM8/4/12
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often.
http://www.metmuseum.org/Collections/search-the-collections/60032347
Nobody
Aug 4, 2012, 7:22:53 PM8/4/12
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consumed too much "sacrificial wine" from some Chinese noble's tomb?
We need a saner class of troll in this news group...
Big Steel
Aug 4, 2012, 7:29:04 PM8/4/12
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BINGO!
Foster
Aug 4, 2012, 7:59:20 PM8/4/12
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brent pieczynski
Aug 13, 2012, 2:20:56 PM8/13/12
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On Thursday, July 26, 2012 6:02:00 PM UTC-8, Torre Starnes wrote:
> On Thu, 26 Jul 2012 18:44:37 -0700 (PDT), Dark Shadow wrote:
>
>
>
> Personally I prefer cotton over muslin, but to each her own......
That is a nice play on a word used in the article.
> On Thu, 26 Jul 2012 18:44:37 -0700 (PDT), Dark Shadow wrote:
>
>
>
> Personally I prefer cotton over muslin, but to each her own......
That is a nice play on a word used in the article.
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