FAQ: Canonical list of questions Beavis refuses to answer (V1.00)
Sam
posted on a semi-regular schedule, as circumstances warrant.
For more information on Beavis, see:
http://angel.1jh.com/nanae/kooks/alanconnor.shtml
Although Beavis has been posting for a long time, he always remains silent
on the subjects enumerated below. His response, if any, usually consists of
replying to the parent post with a loud proclamation that his Usenet-reading
software runs a magical filter that automatically identifies anyone who's
making fun of him, and hides those offensive posts. For more information
see question #9 below.
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1) If spammers avoid forging real E-mail addresses on spam, then where do
all these bounces everyone reports getting (for spam with their return
address was forged onto) come from?
2) If your Challenge-Response filter is so great, why do you still munge
when posting to Usenet?
3) Do you still believe that rsh is the best solution for remote access?
(http://tinyurl.com/5qqb6)
4) What is your evidence that everyone who disagrees with you, and thinks
that you're a moron, is a spammer?
5) How many different individuals do you believe really post to
comp.mail.misc? What is the evidence for your paranoid belief that everyone,
except you, who posts here is some unknown arch-nemesis of yours?
6) How many times, or how often, do you believe is necessary to announce
that you do not read someone's posts? What is your reason for making these
regularly-scheduled proclamations? Who do you believe is so interested in
keeping track of your Usenet-reading habits?
7) When was the last time you saw Bigfoot (http://tinyurl.com/23r3f)?
8) If your C-R system employs a spam filter so that it won't challenge spam,
then why does any of the mail that passes the filter, and is thusly presumed
not to be spam, need to be challenged?
9) You claim that the software you use to read Usenet magically identifies
any post that makes fun of you. In http://tinyurl.com/3swes you explain
that "What I get in my newsreader is a mock post with fake headers and no
body, except for the first parts of the Subject and From headers."
Since your headers indicate that you use slrn and, as far as anyone knows,
the stock slrn doesn't work that way, is this interesting patch to slrn
available for download anywhere?