Filthy Pink Sneakers. By Marina Cooper
ferna...@gmail.com
here to see you. I am not sure if maybe he thinks I am your daughter.
You are not quite old enough for that, I am not quite young enough -
but we are pretty close. Am I wrong for thinking that's hot?
Definitely. I think... http://ragdai.info/sex-story.html
Mr. Emmanuel Roche, France
in HOT water.
Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he is in diapers.
What do you if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
If they can send a man to the moon - why can't they send them all?
Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some
woman miserable.
Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
If you want a committed man, look in the mental hospital .
The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in
biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
Sadly, all men are created equal.
A man walks into a store which sells brains for transplant use. As he
browses the selection, he notices that the female brains are cheaper than
the male brains. When he asks for an explanation for the price difference,
the store clerk responds,.."The female brains are less expensive because
they have actually been used."
Q: Why are men and parking spaces alike?
A: Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled.
Q: What is the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about
other things as well.
Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five
men.....a woman.
Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid
offered them one wish each so the the first fisherman said: "double my
I.Q"..so the the mermaid did it and he started reciting Shakespeare.
Then the second fisherman said" "Triple my I.Q."..and sure enough the
mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know
existed.
The third fisherman was so impressed that he asked the mermaid to quadruple
his I.Q and the mermaid said: "Are you sure about that? It will change your
whole life!"..the fisherman said yes so the mermaid turned him into a woman.
Thomas "Todd" Fischer
"Mr. Emmanuel Roche, France" <roch...@laposte.net> wrote in message
news:48da8a06$0$929$ba4a...@news.orange.fr...
Just curious, Roach...
I have occasionally wondered if you could be any more annoying or offensive
to others in your posts. This latest seems to dispel all doubt. Which
leads me to another related thought.
You seem adept, if not obsessive at republishing the works of others, almost
always without acknowledging the original authors, source, or copyrights.
Have you ever published anything original? Surely, a man of your
self-acclaimed stature must be able to design something as simple as a
better operating system than what you repeatedly refer to as "microshit", a
better basic hardware platform than what you have referred to in the past as
"Invented By Morons", or a better suite of business and office applications
than "microshit's Office". Surely, armed with your many stated
disassemblies of the works of others and your highly critical opinions, you
have seen the way to create something much more clever and universally
acceptable. So what is holding you back? Maybe your enormous sense of
self-worth? The American phrase "All hat and no cattle" comes to mind.
Again, just curious.
Mr. Emmanuel Roche, France
Mr. Emmanuel Roche, France
> I have occasionally wondered if you could be any more annoying or
offensive
> to others in your posts. This latest seems to dispel all doubt. Which
> leads me to another related thought.
? (The latest was a reply to the spam...)
> You seem adept, if not obsessive at republishing the works of others,
almost
> always without acknowledging the original authors, source, or copyrights.
??? Me, publishing someone else work without the references? Show me one!
> Have you ever published anything original?
You must be a Newbie to the comp.os.cpm Newsgroup.
> Surely, a man of your
> self-acclaimed stature
? Me?
> must be able to design something as simple as a
> better operating system than what you repeatedly refer to as "microshit",
In case you are starting working with computers (that is to say: you are a
Newbie), "MicroShit" is the name of an (American) software company, not the
name of an Operating System... Concerning the Operating System, you are
obviously a Newbie, since this is the comp.os.cpm Newsgroup, that is to say:
the last place on Earth where fans of CP/M (Remember, CP/M?) communicate. I
have used a dozen of Operating Systems, and CP/M Plus is clearly the best
for single users. (Concurrent CP/M for multi tasking, multi users.)
> a better basic hardware platform than what you have referred to in the
past as
> "Invented By Morons",
When I was a COBOL programmer on IBM Mainframes, it was a common joke to say
that IBM = MBI (Made By Idiots). Were did you find your meaning? (And do you
think that the IBM PC was an advance in 1981? If so, re-read the articles
published back then... For a real nice computer system, re-read the articles
about the (English) Acorn Archimedes 440, whose INTERPRETED "desktop" was
making circles around Windows.... 4MB of "flat" memory. Only 44
instructions! I have never understood why people were buying IBM Clowns.
That's why I stayed (totally alone) with my Epson QX-10 during 15 years.)
> or a better suite of business and office applications
> than "microshit's Office".
What? You mean that you are using Microsoft Office? Oh, my... If, one day,
you examine my work, you will see that all I type is done with WordStar 4.
This way, my work is universal, as long as ASCII, Code Page 850, and UTF-8
will exist. (I explained several times what are the 6 uses of a computer.)
> Surely, armed with your many stated
> disassemblies of the works of others and your highly critical opinions,
you
> have seen the way to create something much more clever and universally
> acceptable.
You are flattering me... (If you were not a Newbie, you would know what I
want to do, since I explained it several times, and all my actions are steps
towards this goal.)
> So what is holding you back? Maybe your enormous sense of
> self-worth? The American phrase "All hat and no cattle" comes to mind.
Again, just obvious, "Toad" Fishy.
Mr. Emmanuel Roche, France
(Me, I sign what I do.)
Thomas "Todd" Fischer
> Just obvious, "Toad" Fishy...
(snip)
>
> Again, just obvious, "Toad" Fishy.
>
> Mr. Emmanuel Roche, France
>
> (Me, I sign what I do.)
>
duel!!!! With balloons and blunderbusses over a sewage farm!!!!! Your
reputation precedes you like the smell of an unpleasant French cheese!!!!!
(Sorry... I can't expel anymore wrath due to failure of my exclamation key)
Mr. Emmanuel Roche, France
> Your reputation precedes you like the smell of an unpleasant French
cheese!!!!!
Hahaha! Good laugh! "unpleasant French cheese" Hahaha! Obviously, you don't
know that the most famous French cheese, "Pont-l'Eveque", is said to be "the
smellier, the better"... (We will never understand why some foreigners want
products NOT to smell. Cheese are living things, made from milk. So, it is
natural for them to smell. Ever got in a farm, to take the milk from a cow?)
Mr. Emmanuel Roche, France
Kathy Morgan
Mr. Emmanuel Roche, France <roch...@laposte.net> wrote:
> You must be a Newbie to the comp.os.cpm Newsgroup.
Perhaps neither of you has noticed that you're crossposting to several
unrelated groups where we've never heard of either of you.
--
Kathy