Then the way to avoid a "does anyone do anything for themselves"
response is to remember that "we can't read your mind over Usenet" and
instead point out, when asking, that "I've searched here, and here, and
there, and have come up empty".
We can't know where you've looked unless you tell us in some way. And
while it is just one request from your viewpoint, from our vantage
point it is yet one more in a long constant stream of questions that
could have been trivially answered with a bit of personal effort.
This is an excellent read on the subject:
How To Ask Questions The Smart Way
http://www.catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html