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in...@databaseprograms.biz

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May 21, 2013, 9:15:27 PM5/21/13
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A computer programmer, web developer and network administrator resume.

 

For a resume in HTML or .Doc format click on:

www.DatabasePrograms.Biz

 

If you would like this in text format instead, please let me know. 

 

 

Daniel Rapaport                              

1-949-307-2485

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Denis McMahon

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May 21, 2013, 9:42:39 PM5/21/13
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On Wed, 22 May 2013 01:15:27 +0000, in...@DatabasePrograms.Biz wrote:

> If you would like this in text format instead, please let me know.

What if we don't want it at all?

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Tim Chase

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May 21, 2013, 10:32:06 PM5/21/13
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On 2013-05-22 01:15, in...@DatabasePrograms.Biz wrote:
> A computer programmer, web developer and network administrator

...walk into a bar...

So what's the punchline?

-tkc


Chris Angelico

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May 22, 2013, 2:39:31 AM5/22/13
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;steps up to the mike

So yeah, as I was saying, a programmer, a web dev, and a BOFH walk
into a bar. The other two buy the BOFH a drink, because they're not
stupid, and anyway, so this luser walks up to them with a resume in
his hand.

"....," says the luser.

"So what's the punchline?" says the computer programmer.

The stand-up comic steps up to the mike, and he says, "So yeah, as I
was saying, a programmer, a web dev, and a BOFH walk into a stable
time loop..."

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Tim Chase

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May 22, 2013, 9:03:37 AM5/22/13
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So a pirate programmer walks into a bar with a bird on his shoulder.
The bird repeatedly squawks "pieces of nine! pieces of nine!". The
bartender looks at him and asks "what's up with the bird?" to which
the pirate says "Arrr, he's got a parroty error." The bartender
replies, "Ah, I thought he was a bit off."

-tkc



Harry Percival

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May 22, 2013, 9:10:17 AM5/22/13
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oh wow.  great one, thanks for that tim :)))))





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Gregory Ewing

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May 22, 2013, 7:25:55 PM5/22/13
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Tim Chase wrote:
> So a pirate programmer walks into a bar with a bird on his shoulder.
> The bird repeatedly squawks "pieces of nine! pieces of nine!". The
> bartender looks at him and asks "what's up with the bird?" to which
> the pirate says "Arrr, he's got a parroty error."

No, he's just using half-open ranges.

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Ken Bolton

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May 22, 2013, 9:31:13 PM5/22/13
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That is the punchline for the one about the cowboy programmer. 

Neil Cerutti

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May 23, 2013, 8:28:43 AM5/23/13
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"Ow." Get it? "Ow."

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Chris Angelico

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May 23, 2013, 8:35:05 AM5/23/13
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Better, better, but Waaaah!

Wait. This isn't getting-hit-on-the-head-with-a-bad-joke lessons?

ChrisA
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