We need questions for for Java, JavaScript, Visual Basic, Visual C++, C++,
PowerBuilder, SQL, Java, JavaScript, CGI, SQL Server, Cobol, RPG, IIS, etc.
Any help would be appreciated. Thanks for your help.
Tom Potenza
tpot...@techlink-usa.com
1. A programmers best friend is:
> Matt Wright.
@ A hairdryer.
+ A MOTAS giving oral sex.
* The manual.
2. The difference between Perl and CGI is:
* CGI is an interface between an HTTP server and a program it execs.
+ Who cares, you cannot have sex with either of them.
@ What is ICG?
> They are the same, aren't they?
3. The reason you learned Perl is:
@ Perl is hard!
* Perl is a the Swiss Army Chainsaw of programming language. No
computer McGyver should be without it!
> Money.
+ To get laid.
4. The main reason you use Perl is:
+ Impress chicks (studs).
@ More time for shopping!
* Its string handling capabilities, CPAN, rapid prototyping,
flexibility, and Perl golf.
> It's great for cut-and-paste programming.
5. Compared to your non-computer possessions, what does Perl match?
@ My nail polish.
> My cheque book.
+ My right hand.
* It's unmatched.
Write down the symbols in front of each answer you gave. Group them
and see which category got the most answers. If you answered mostly:
@ You are Barbie.
* You are a nerd.
+ You are honest.
> You are hired.
Abigail
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> My technical staffing agency is in the process of updating our recruiting
> procedures. When we do a technical evaluation over the phone, we like to
> ask between five and ten questions on the skill we are recruiting for.
I have some general questions that I have collected over the years.
While these are obviously not language specific, I find then VERY useful
for weeding out the programmer wanna-be's. Any REAL programmer will
overcome technical issues easily given access to resources like the
Internet.
http://www.simonpeter.com/techie/questions.html
I hope that these help. Feel free to contact me if you want help with
Java questions. That's really my main area, I'm just a Perl wanna-be!
:-)
Blessings,
Simon
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