Java is EVIL, it's the programming language of SATAN ! ! !

Karl-Hugo Weesberg

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Oct 24, 2004, 7:35:12 PM10/24/04

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Java is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like Java, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop using it now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Java is evil, using it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like Java.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

Java = programming language written by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen in 666 minutes ! ! !

Andrew Thompson

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Oct 24, 2004, 8:25:48 PM10/24/04

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On 24 Oct 2004 16:35:12 -0700, Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:

> Java is ...

I got sucked in by one of these over on c.l.js.
<http://google.com/groups?selm=7666ed5f.0410222029.74ba0b%40posting.google.com>

Not this time. Follow-ups set to 'someone.the.hell.who.cares'..

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Dave Monroe

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Oct 25, 2004, 7:05:25 AM10/25/04

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netsp...@lycos.com (Karl-Hugo Weesberg) wrote in message news:<7666ed5f.04102...@posting.google.com>...

Thank you for a fair, balanced and well reasoned presentation.

Isn't it time for your medications?

xarax

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Oct 25, 2004, 10:43:12 AM10/25/04

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"Dave Monroe" <monr...@hampton-data.com> wrote in message
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When will these newbies ever learn? Please post
your source code! How can we find the problem without
the source?

;)

Bryce

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Oct 25, 2004, 11:02:48 AM10/25/04

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On 24 Oct 2004 16:35:12 -0700, netsp...@lycos.com (Karl-Hugo
Weesberg) wrote:

>Java is evil, using it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
>witches like Java.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
>
>Java = programming language written by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen in 666 minutes ! !

I think you are confusing Java with XSLT.

Lord knows I sometimes think XSLT is the spawn of satan!!

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John C. Bollinger

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Oct 25, 2004, 12:06:37 PM10/25/04

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Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:

Trolling is GOOD, it's the work of Lala, the yellow Teletubbie, made to
collect your soul and turn you into a brainless, but blissful, couch potato.

If you like trolling you will lose your sense of good taste in
children's television programming, which will be of great comfort to you
these days and in days to come. Brightly colored, linguistically
challenged cyborgs will cavort before your glazed eyes all the days of
your life. If you troll really well you might even be granted a glimpse
of "Boobah".

Keep trolling in hope of eternal, senseless, buttock-numbing bliss.

Or you might be forced to take your medication.

Trolling is good, doing it is even better than watching "Elmo's World".
Only articulate, literate, or tactful people dislike trolling, and
articulate, literate, and tactful people would never watch "Brum".

Trolling = Usenet activity designed by Barney on the back of a napkin in
7 seconds! ! ! ! ! ! !

JCB