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>BREAKING GODAMN NEWS
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ON JUNE 1ST, 2015, THRINAXODON LED A PARTY OF FOSSIL HUNTERS TO THE
TRANS-ANTARCTIC MOUNTAINS, AND PROMPTLY UNCOVERED HAND-AXES, AND A HUMAN
SKULL, AS WELL AS CHARCOAL AND A DEAD PLACODERM WITH SPEARPOINTS
ENLODGED IN IT, DATING BACK TO THE DEVONIAN.
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THE RESULTS WERE PUBLISHED IN THE INFLUENTIAL JOURNAL /Science/, AND HAS
FINALLY PROVEN THAT DARWINISM IS, AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN, A SHAM.
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RICHARD DAWKINS WAS SENT TO PRISON FOR THIS STUNNING DEVELOPMENT, AND
DARWIN'S REMAINS BURNED AND DUMPED IN THE OCEAN.
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THRINAXODON ENJOYS HIS COMEBACK AS A WORLD-RENOWNED SCIENTIST GLADLY.
HIS ENEMIES SUCH AS THE SMITHSONIAN, PETER NYIKOS INSTITUTE AND
TALK.ORIGINS WERE ROUNDED UP AND SENT TO MENTAL INSTITUTIONS.
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I`M BACK!
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HELL YEAH!