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Mr Flibble
Dec 29, 2016, 12:01:28 PM12/29/16
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"Fuck" is Perhaps one of the most interesting, versatile and colorful
words in the English language today. It is the one magical word which,
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be
used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive
(Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a
fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary
is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an
interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used
as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see,
there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck"..
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations:
1. Greetings: "How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation: "Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble: "I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression: "FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust: "Fuck me."
7. Confusion: "What the fuck.......?"
8. Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking business!"
9. Despair: "Fucked again..."
10. Pleasure: "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"
12. Lost: "Where the fuck are we."
13. Disbelief: "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!"
15. Denial: "I didn't fucking do it."
16. Perplexity: "I know fuck all about it."
17. Apathy: "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18. Greetings: "How the fuck are ya?"
19. Suspicion: "Who the fuck are you?"
20. Panic: "Let's get the fuck out of here."
21. Directions: "Fuck off."
22. Disbelief: "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty." It can be used
in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?" It can be
maternal- "Motherfucker." It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
- General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
words in the English language today. It is the one magical word which,
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be
used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive
(Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a
fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary
is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an
interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used
as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see,
there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck"..
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations:
1. Greetings: "How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation: "Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble: "I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression: "FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust: "Fuck me."
7. Confusion: "What the fuck.......?"
8. Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking business!"
9. Despair: "Fucked again..."
10. Pleasure: "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"
12. Lost: "Where the fuck are we."
13. Disbelief: "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!"
15. Denial: "I didn't fucking do it."
16. Perplexity: "I know fuck all about it."
17. Apathy: "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18. Greetings: "How the fuck are ya?"
19. Suspicion: "Who the fuck are you?"
20. Panic: "Let's get the fuck out of here."
21. Directions: "Fuck off."
22. Disbelief: "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty." It can be used
in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?" It can be
maternal- "Motherfucker." It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
- General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
Mr Flibble
Dec 29, 2016, 12:36:49 PM12/29/16
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Fuck is a command. Someone pisses you off, you tell them to Fuck off.
Simple. Fuck is an expletive, as in Fuck me, Fuck you, Fuck this. Fuck
is verb and emphasis, like Fucking jerk, or Pass the fucking salt. Fuck
gives you a way to tell someone they’ve overstepped the line, Shut the
fuck up, Go fuck yourself.
Fuck is creative and immensely satisfying. Telling someone to Go take a
flying fuck (at a rolling doughnut) will make them step back a pace.
Fuck expresses and emphasises confusion like no other word, What the
fuck, What the fucking fuck?
Fuck is a word for a night in the pub, Fucked again. Or for those who
give you grief while you’re there, Fucktards and Motherfuckers. It can
be used on the way home, or in the morning, to great and colourful
effect, My God, I’m never fucking drinking again.
Fuck is rebellion, teenage or otherwise, Don’t fuck with me, Don’t do me
any fucking favours, Fuck the system, Who gives a fuck?
Fuck expresses depressive anger, Fuck the world, and equally, the
encouragement that’s its opposite, Don’t get fucked up, fucked over, She
isn’t fucking worth it.
Fuck expresses confusion, Who the fuck are you, What the fuck is this,
You’re fucking kidding me. It expresses exasperation, You dumb fuck.
With the right character, Fuck is a word that adds an underline to
almost any emotion, that exaggerates speech and reaction, that can be
put fucking everywhere, to fucking enhance anything, and still make
fucking sense.
Fuckers.
http://danieware.com/2743/fuck/
Simple. Fuck is an expletive, as in Fuck me, Fuck you, Fuck this. Fuck
is verb and emphasis, like Fucking jerk, or Pass the fucking salt. Fuck
gives you a way to tell someone they’ve overstepped the line, Shut the
fuck up, Go fuck yourself.
Fuck is creative and immensely satisfying. Telling someone to Go take a
flying fuck (at a rolling doughnut) will make them step back a pace.
Fuck expresses and emphasises confusion like no other word, What the
fuck, What the fucking fuck?
Fuck is a word for a night in the pub, Fucked again. Or for those who
give you grief while you’re there, Fucktards and Motherfuckers. It can
be used on the way home, or in the morning, to great and colourful
effect, My God, I’m never fucking drinking again.
Fuck is rebellion, teenage or otherwise, Don’t fuck with me, Don’t do me
any fucking favours, Fuck the system, Who gives a fuck?
Fuck expresses depressive anger, Fuck the world, and equally, the
encouragement that’s its opposite, Don’t get fucked up, fucked over, She
isn’t fucking worth it.
Fuck expresses confusion, Who the fuck are you, What the fuck is this,
You’re fucking kidding me. It expresses exasperation, You dumb fuck.
With the right character, Fuck is a word that adds an underline to
almost any emotion, that exaggerates speech and reaction, that can be
put fucking everywhere, to fucking enhance anything, and still make
fucking sense.
Fuckers.
http://danieware.com/2743/fuck/
Daniel
Dec 29, 2016, 1:44:27 PM12/29/16
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On Thursday, December 29, 2016 at 12:01:28 PM UTC-5, Mr Flibble wrote:
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> Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
> describe many situations:
>
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> Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
> describe many situations:
>
23. Posts "There is no such thing as the set of finite ordinals." Reads response.
Fuck!
Gareth Owen
Dec 29, 2016, 1:50:48 PM12/29/16
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Robert Wessel
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