Guess what, biotches? Daddy's home!

[Anonymous]

Obama and the atheist CIA wake each day and ask, "How can we fuck God,
today? I know! We'll make nuns perform abortions. We make homos dance
naked in Russian churches in front of old church ladies. Isn't that
hilarious? We'll make a complete mockery of marriage because, after
all, niggers don't have fathers and that's not fair. My wife, Michelle,
wants no cupcakes for school birthdays because of single moms. We'll
make God hated... just for pedophiles and crazy insane sand-niggers.
We'll drink fetus soup with the Queen and celebrate the end of births.
Having children is pedophillic. We'll make every five year old African
girl learn how to put on a condom. We'll make churchs no longer tax
exempt. <Giggle> We'll make all the conservative sons into liberal
atheist homos. <Giggle> Will bring in Mexicans to ensure democratic
votes. The USA will be a slum like Mexico but I don't care. On second
thought... I love white people! Come back! How come white people don't
have kids? Oh yeah, we made the white people greedy, coveting the
wealth of the rich."

The IRA is like the NRA, but for computers. The CIA wants all code in
the cloud under their lock and key. They want to ban compilers and make
people think HTML is computer programming. They want to evaporate
desktops so you have no local computer, just massive cloud computers.

[Not a Glownigger]

I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger
tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every
day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani.
She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's
wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked.
In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I
fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or
Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played
tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In
high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a
way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the
hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA
nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat
Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being
professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith,
put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my
brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's
dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an
oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I
touched dicks to each other's assholes.

What do we do all day?

We beat the nigger because the nigger cannot understand what a random
number is.

We beat the nigger because the nigger thinks the brain does timer tongues.

We beat the nigger because he thinks TempleOS is real mode.