Sounds reasonable

[Rick C. Hodgin]

Jesus Christ was sat around a campfire with his disciples and he said,

"I created man and woman with original sin then I destroyed most of them
for sinning then I impregnated a woman with myself so that I could be born
so that later I can kill himself as a sacrifice to myself so that I can
save everyone from the sin I gave you in the first place."

The disciples all nodded sagely at Jesus's words for what Jesus just said
sounded reasonable indeed.

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Thank you,
Rick C. Hodgin

[Rick C. Hodgin]

Sorry I made a slight mistake; what the Bible actually says is:

Jesus Christ was sat around a campfire with his disciples and he said,

"I created man and woman with original sin then I destroyed most of them
for sinning then I impregnated a woman with myself so that I could be born

so that later I can kill myself as a sacrifice to myself so that I can

[Rick C. Hodgin]

Leigh, that's not what happened. You are conveying your own mis-
understanding of hte things of God, ascribing them to me, and making
mocking statements against God and against me based on your own mis-
takes.

If you want to know the truth the Bible's right there.

If you want to mock, God gives you that freedom ... right up to
the point where you die and leave this world. THEN the bill for
choosing to do so in your life comes due ... and it will be more
than you're able to pay, sir.

--
Rick C. Hodgin

PS -- For those confused by these posts, examine the headers. You
are seeing someone mocking me, pretending to be me, posting
using my name and email address, but it's not me. I have
complained to Giganews, but they have refused to do anything.

[Mr Flibble]

On 13/09/2018 18:36, Rick C. Hodgin wrote:
> On 9/13/2018 1:23 PM, Rick C. Hodgin wrote:
>> Jesus Christ was sat around a campfire with his disciples and he said,
>>
>> "I created man and woman with original sin then I destroyed most of them
>> for sinning then I impregnated a woman with myself so that I could be
>> born so that later I can kill himself as a sacrifice to myself so that I
>> can save everyone from the sin I gave you in the first place."
>>
>> The disciples all nodded sagely at Jesus's words for what Jesus just
>> said sounded reasonable indeed.
>
> Leigh, that's not what happened.  You are conveying your own mis-
> understanding of hte things of God, ascribing them to me, and making
> mocking statements against God and against me based on your own mis-
> takes.

I am not conveying misunderstanding at all: I am conveying satire that is
no less ridiculous than what is actually written in the Bible that you
believe is true.

>
> If you want to know the truth the Bible's right there.
>
> If you want to mock, God gives you that freedom ... right up to
> the point where you die and leave this world.  THEN the bill for
> choosing to do so in your life comes due ... and it will be more
> than you're able to pay, sir.

The satire will continue whilst your off-topic religious posts continue.
Stop whining.

/Flibble

--
"Suppose it’s all true, and you walk up to the pearly gates, and are
confronted by God," Bryne asked on his show The Meaning of Life. "What
will Stephen Fry say to him, her, or it?"
"I’d say, bone cancer in children? What’s that about?" Fry replied.
"How dare you? How dare you create a world to which there is such misery
that is not our fault. It’s not right, it’s utterly, utterly evil."
"Why should I respect a capricious, mean-minded, stupid God who creates a
world that is so full of injustice and pain. That’s what I would say."

[Queequeg]

Mr Flibble <flibbleREM...@i42.co.uk> wrote:

> The satire will continue whilst your off-topic religious posts continue.
> Stop whining.

The only reason I saw his post was because you replied to it. Think about
it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lSzL1DqQn0