Not at all.
> ... What about driving on the left or
> right-hand-drive cars.
Nope -- I've done that in those, no problem.
> ... What about yorkshire pudding or hot cocoa ...
All fine by me. (Now haggis takes a bit of getting used to, but that's
another story :-) .)
> ... How irritating are bowler hats and brollies to you? What
> about London taxis, the sound of Big Ben? Does the sight of pennies
> and shillings leap to yourne eyes and irritate thine self?
None of those bother me in the least. But seeing "behoves" intended as a
3rd person present tense verb form does. "Behooves" would be fine there;
"behove" as a past form wouldn't upset me, either. And I think I know why:
I was born too recently. For, numerous web sources assure me:
| behove [bɪˈhəʊv] US, behoove [bɪˈhuːv]. vb. (tr; impersonal) Archaic
| to be necessary or fitting -- "... for it behoves me to arrest you."
I guess it's just more archaic than I am capable of (with)standing, but not
archaic enough to bother you yet :-) . Ah, well, to each his/her/their own.
I'm sorry I ruffled your feathers on that score. And cheers, -- tlvp
> A behoover, btw, is a cordless vacuum cleaner that modern bison
> hunters use to clean up after them.
Ah, I hadn't realized that hunters now had modern bison to hunt :-) .
But we digress. Cheers, -- tlvp