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Mr Clean08

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Jan 10, 2003, 2:49:00 AM1/10/03
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What is the work attire of an Oracle DBA? Is it shirt/tie? Or is it business
casual?

Sybrand Bakker

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Jan 13, 2003, 4:12:28 PM1/13/03
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On 10 Jan 2003 07:49:00 GMT, mrcl...@aol.com (Mr Clean08) wrote:

>What is the work attire of an Oracle DBA? Is it shirt/tie? Or is it business
>casual?


It depends on the standards of the company


Sybrand Bakker, Senior Oracle DBA

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dmz17

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Jan 13, 2003, 4:20:13 PM1/13/03
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On Fri, 10 Jan 2003 07:49:00 +0000, Mr Clean08 wrote:

> What is the work attire of an Oracle DBA? Is it shirt/tie? Or is it business
> casual?

This is a trick question, right?

IMHO, this depends on the specific company and the specific country
and the specific occasion.

dmz17

Karsten Farrell

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Jan 13, 2003, 4:35:41 PM1/13/03
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Mr Clean08 wrote:
> What is the work attire of an Oracle DBA? Is it shirt/tie? Or is it business
> casual?
Well, I always go to work in an Armani suit. At my last job, the female
DBAs came to work in designer gowns. Uh-huh. But what kind of answer can
anyone expect to a troll question?

Nuno Souto

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Jan 13, 2003, 5:24:54 PM1/13/03
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mrcl...@aol.com (Mr Clean08) wrote in message news:<20030110024900...@mb-mm.aol.com>...

> What is the work attire of an Oracle DBA? Is it shirt/tie? Or is it business
> casual?

Hehehe! Terribly relevant! :D

I tend to consider it casual-smart.
Which makes me a natural: casual is the
clothing, the other one is inherent... ;)

Cheers
Nuno Souto
nso...@optusnet.com.au

David Fitzjarrell

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Jan 13, 2003, 5:52:23 PM1/13/03
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The answer depends, of course, on the current dress code for the
employer in question. Presumably at a nudist colony the dress code
would be epidermis only ...

That being said, if your employer enforces shirt and tie (for the men)
then the DBA must comply. Likewise, if business casual is the norm,
so dresses the DBA.

By the way, of what importance is this to production database issues?

David Fitzjarrell

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Joel Garry

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Jan 13, 2003, 7:49:27 PM1/13/03
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mrcl...@aol.com (Mr Clean08) wrote in message news:<20030110024900...@mb-mm.aol.com>...
> What is the work attire of an Oracle DBA? Is it shirt/tie? Or is it business
> casual?

It depends entirely on the site, and subserviently on whether the site
has different expectations for strangers waltzing in viz., employees,
viz., customers. For example, I've had to be the only one on a large
site wearing a monkey suit due to contractor's (my then-employer's)
rules, and hence been treated as though I'm someone important there by
employees (eg, "I'm sorry sir, you can't park in that reserved space,
but if you have your secretary call the security office we can arrange
something for you." My secretary! Wheez, snort, chortle!) Most
every place I've been has been business casual, although my view could
probably use an ANALYSE due to slanted data. I have seen places like
banks and insurance companies that seem to require it, but that could
just be because they were interviewing... not that they'd ever hire
me... I have known people who revel in dressing like bikers or
deadheads in such places...

Why do you ask?

jg
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springs up in the computer room."

Niall Litchfield

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Jan 14, 2003, 3:57:28 AM1/14/03
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"Nuno Souto" <nso...@optushome.com.au> wrote in message
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> mrcl...@aol.com (Mr Clean08) wrote in message
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>
> > What is the work attire of an Oracle DBA? Is it shirt/tie? Or is it
business
> > casual?
>
> Hehehe! Terribly relevant! :D
>
> I tend to consider it casual-smart.
> Which makes me a natural: casual is the
> clothing, the other one is inherent... ;)

Hmm Our official code is smart-casual, Right up until you clarified that the
first should apply to clothing and the second to mental ability i was happy
with this....


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Richard Foote

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Jan 14, 2003, 9:22:22 AM1/14/03
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"Mr Clean08" <mrcl...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> What is the work attire of an Oracle DBA? Is it shirt/tie? Or is it
business
> casual?

Hi Mr Clean,

An excellent question. I wish more people would ask these type of hard
hitting, essentially important queries. I can only speak for myself but
here's what I usually wear at work:

Monday: Like to start the week looking hip. You know, tight leather pants,
brightly coloured shirt with most of the buttons undone showing off my
collection of gold chains, platform shoes, hair sleeked back, dark shades
...

Tuesday: Usually have a number of meeting so I need to look quite
professional. Usually go for the cream safari suit, brown walking boots with
woollen socks, hair a bit ruffled and loose

Wednesday: Cross dress day wearing one of my assortment of floral dresses or
skirts. Favourite is the mini mini skirt, black lined tights, off the
shoulder blouse (showing off plenty of cleavage), high heeled shoes with
hair neatly tied back.

Thursday: Let it all hang out day. If the weather's nice and hot, my hot
pink t-string with a straw hat and that's about it.

Friday: Casual day. Ripped pair of jeans, David Bowie Serious Moonlight
t-shirt, sneakers.

All pretty ordinary and typical of most DBAs I know but conservative is my
middle name ...

Cheers

Richard


Peter van Rijn

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Jan 14, 2003, 8:28:47 AM1/14/03
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Richard,

I know the netiquette doesn't approve, but your response makes one very ...
well, wanting the details, so: PICTURES please!!

Peter


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Guido Konsolke

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Jan 14, 2003, 8:39:22 AM1/14/03
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Hi,

firstly: we had to wait till Friday:... before David Bowie was mentioned.
Strange ;-))
secondly: please don't prove that with pictures. They could make people
nervous.

Greetings from our, well, nudist camp: everything stripped to the bone,
Guido

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Noons

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Jan 14, 2003, 9:19:42 AM1/14/03
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"Niall Litchfield" <n-litc...@audit-commission.gov.uk> wrote in
news:3e23d0f9$0$235$ed9e...@reading.news.pipex.net and I quote:

>
> Hmm Our official code is smart-casual, Right up until you clarified that
> the first should apply to clothing and the second to mental ability i
> was happy with this....
>

You bloody antipodians!!!!
:D


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Norman Dunbar

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Jan 14, 2003, 9:06:26 AM1/14/03
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I want to see Wednesday myself :o)

Cheers,
Norman.

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Howard J. Rogers

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Jan 14, 2003, 2:43:41 PM1/14/03
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And you all probably think he was *joking*, don't you!!

For a small fee, I shall refrain from posting the evidence.

So long as its bigger than any fees I might be offered to go ahead and post
it.

Regards
HJR


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DA Morgan

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Jan 14, 2003, 4:40:16 PM1/14/03
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Norman Dunbar wrote:

You are far braver than I.

Daniel Morgan

Richard Foote

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Jan 15, 2003, 9:02:07 AM1/15/03
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"Howard J. Rogers" <howard...@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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> And you all probably think he was *joking*, don't you!!
>
> For a small fee, I shall refrain from posting the evidence.
>
> So long as its bigger than any fees I might be offered to go ahead and
post
> it.
>

Hey Howard !!

You promised that those photos of us wearing twin g-strings was for your
private collection only.

Cheers ;)

Richard


Noons

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Jan 15, 2003, 8:04:20 AM1/15/03
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"Howard J. Rogers" <howard...@yahoo.com.au> wrote in
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> So long as its bigger than any fees I might be offered to go ahead and post
> it.

Hehehe! Bank account?

ŚD

Christopher Boyle

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Jan 15, 2003, 8:29:59 AM1/15/03
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does OCP = Oracle Clothed Professional now?

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Niall Litchfield

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Jan 15, 2003, 9:59:05 AM1/15/03
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"Christopher Boyle" <cbo...@hargray.dot.com> wrote in message
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> does OCP = Oracle Clothed Professional now?

I fear we are dangerously close to Jonathan's Oracle Pants TAR now.

Nick

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Jan 15, 2003, 10:18:39 AM1/15/03
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mrcl...@aol.com (Mr Clean08) wrote in message news:<20030110024900...@mb-mm.aol.com>...
> What is the work attire of an Oracle DBA? Is it shirt/tie? Or is it business
> casual?

Working in the UK for an American/Israeli company for a French client
(still with me?), strict rules are specified regardless of client
policy.

Formal business wear and quote : "minimal facial hair". This year I
think the latter even applies to the women.

Just as a matter of interest, why do you ask? It's not like you need a
hard hat
unless you're working with Richard of course In that case cowboy
outifts and police uniforms may be the order of the day.

Cheers for that, needed a laugh.

Nick

NorwoodThree

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Jan 15, 2003, 5:38:44 PM1/15/03
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It's not a matter of job position, it depends on the policies of the
company you work for. I work from home, so I work nekid.

DA Morgan

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Jan 15, 2003, 6:03:36 PM1/15/03
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Richard Foote wrote:

'twin g-strings'?

Ok I can guess where one of the G strings was. What did you do with the
other one?

Daniel Morgan

Paul Brewer

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Jan 15, 2003, 2:11:37 PM1/15/03
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"Christopher Boyle" <cbo...@hargray.dot.com> wrote in message
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> does OCP = Oracle Clothed Professional now?
>
Or Oracle Crossdressing Professional?
No, I think we'll stick with Certified. Clearly some of us should be ;-)

Regards,
Paul


Paul Brewer

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Jan 15, 2003, 2:14:44 PM1/15/03
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"Mr Clean08" <mrcl...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> What is the work attire of an Oracle DBA? Is it shirt/tie? Or is it
> business casual?

It depends.

Regards,
Paul


Galen Boyer

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Jan 19, 2003, 12:38:12 PM1/19/03
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On 10 Jan 2003, mrcl...@aol.com wrote:
> What is the work attire of an Oracle DBA? Is it shirt/tie? Or is it
> business casual?

This is not a SQLSuiter group!!!

DBAs do not where ties and ties are not worn by DBAs.

You need to get Thomas Tights book, and read up on the differences
between these two closets. The closet you are used to retrieving your
clothing selection from is different from the closet that you will be
retrieving your clothing selection from now.

Why is it SQLSuiter's never read the magazines?

Or better yet, Read The Fine Magazines!!!!!!

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RK

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Jan 20, 2003, 11:56:20 AM1/20/03
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Galen Boyer <galen...@hotpop.com> wrote in message news:<u3cnoq...@hotpop.com>...

> On 10 Jan 2003, mrcl...@aol.com wrote:
> > What is the work attire of an Oracle DBA? Is it shirt/tie? Or is it
> > business casual?
>
> This is not a SQLSuiter group!!!
>
> DBAs do not where ties and ties are not worn by DBAs.
>
> You need to get Thomas Tights book, and read up on the differences
> between these two closets. The closet you are used to retrieving your
> clothing selection from is different from the closet that you will be
> retrieving your clothing selection from now.
>
> Why is it SQLSuiter's never read the magazines?
>
> Or better yet, Read The Fine Magazines!!!!!!


ROTFLOL

That was really funny!!!

-- rajXesh

ctc...@hotmail.com

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Jan 20, 2003, 9:34:05 PM1/20/03
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Aren't depends more undergarments than attire?

Xho

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