SELECT A SLUT 30456
Neil Truby
I think you have a simple syntax error. It should be
select * from slut
where slut_id=30456
This should do the trick. So to speak.
Dirk Moolman
I would rather go for
select max(rowid)
from slut
Should be the safest query to keep you away from those nasty bugs, if you
know what I mean.
You want to stay away from the oldest records ...
Leon Pappadopoulos
nahhh.. gotta be something like..
create function condom(dick)
.
.
end function
select condom(max(rowid))from slut where slut.class = "HIGH CLASS"
and slut.infection_status = "clear"
-----Original Message-----
From: Dirk Moolman [mailto:Di...@mxgroup.co.za]
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2002 6:16 PM
To: 'Neil Truby'; inform...@iiug.org
Subject: RE: SELECT A SLUT 30456
I would rather go for
Should be the safest query to keep you away from those nasty bugs, if you
Sergey E. Volkov
Guys, you can to send me to somewhere,
but could you please stop yaking ?
I think it isn't for a women's ears.
David Williams
"Dirk Moolman" <Di...@mxgroup.co.za> wrote in message
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>
> I would rather go for
>
> select max(rowid)
> from slut
>
>
> Should be the safest query to keep you away from those nasty bugs, if you
> know what I mean.
> You want to stay away from the oldest records ...
>
SHARED mode is a bad idea!
Obnoxio The Clown
<s...@raiden.bancorp.ru> wrote:
>Guys, you can to send me to somewhere,
>but could you please stop yaking ?
>
>I think it isn't for a women's ears.
No, it's definitely not for her _ears_.
Neil Truby
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> On Fri, 1 Feb 2002 12:31:50 +0300, "Sergey E. Volkov"
> <s...@raiden.bancorp.ru> wrote:
>
> >Guys, you can to send me to somewhere,
> >but could you please stop yaking ?
> >
> >I think it isn't for a women's ears.
>
> No, it's definitely not for her _ears_.
Have you never heard of aural sex?
Obnoxio The Clown
I am a bit hard of hearing, yes.
Malc
Cue 15 300-lb rugby players and several gallons of ${intoxicant}:
"There once was a man from Nantucket
whose ____ was so long he could suck it
He told me one day
In a smug sort of way
'If my ear was a ____ I could ____ it'"
Just thought I'd raise the tone there .....
Neil Truby
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Adapted from a poem by Wordsworth, I believe ...
Jack Parker
----- Original Message -----
From: "Malc" <mal...@hotmail.com>
To: <inform...@iiug.org>
Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2002 6:34 AM
Subject: Re: SELECT A SLUT 30456
>
> "There once was a man from Nantucket
>
Irishman I used to work for has a t-shirt that he wears when hosting the
annual St.Paddy's day limerick contest. It reads:
I AM the man from Nantucket.
cheers
j.
Christopher, Bill
Thanks!! I went through 26 years not knowing that entire limerick. Now I do.
My life is complete. Can't wait to tell my friends...
-----Original Message-----
From: Neil Truby [mailto:neil....@ardenta.com]
Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2002 7:11 AM
To: inform...@iiug.org
Subject: Re: SELECT A SLUT 30456
"Malc" <mal...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Neil Truby" <neil....@ardenta.com> wrote in message
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> > "Obnoxio The Clown" <obn...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:3c5b33df...@News.CIS.DFN.DE...
> > > On Fri, 1 Feb 2002 12:31:50 +0300, "Sergey E. Volkov"
> > > <s...@raiden.bancorp.ru> wrote:
> > >
>
> "There once was a man from Nantucket
Impy
David Williams
"Impy" <wli...@stritch.edu> wrote in message
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>
Andrew Hamm
>
>"Impy" <wli...@stritch.edu> wrote
>> >
>> > Just thought I'd raise the tone there .....
>>
>> Raise?
>>
> Well it's standing up now!
>