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Skybuck Flying

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Jun 19, 2009, 8:22:59 PM6/19/09
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Hello,

I have a microwave, I got it from my family.

It's probably something like 600 to 700 watt...

I notice how it produces "shocks" in the electricity supply/flow.

The lights in the living room flicker a bit.

So hypothesis is:

"Microwave could damage computer and audio electronics."

Bye,
Skybuck.


TheQuickBrownFox

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Jun 19, 2009, 9:07:47 PM6/19/09
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On Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:22:59 +0200, "Skybuck Flying"
<Blood...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Hello,

That's fucked up. I knew it was you as soon as I saw the title, looked
over at the author... sure enough!

You should defeat the interlock and stick your head in there. If it
fails (your head), you'll know... or not. :-]

ShadowTek

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Jun 19, 2009, 9:22:37 PM6/19/09
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Skybuck Flying wrote:

Actually, I'm more concerned with the power flicker caused by my 10,000
BTU window air conditioning unit. Now, *that* thing *always* causes a
noticible flicker; it almost needs its own circuit, and that's even the
one that I *do* have my microwave on. lol

Fortunately, my computer equipment, although located in the next room,
is plugged into a different breaker.

Of course, there's also that laser printer to consider...

John Larkin

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Jun 19, 2009, 9:27:04 PM6/19/09
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On Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:22:59 +0200, "Skybuck Flying"
<Blood...@hotmail.com> wrote:

No. *You* damage computers.

John

Michael

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Jun 20, 2009, 12:21:45 AM6/20/09
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From what little I remember of my quantum physics class in college,
there is a slight (but non-zero) probability that the transistors in
your microprocessor got kidnapped and sent via quantum tunnel to
Jupiter.

You should look into it. Maybe ask NASA if you can borrow their
telescope.

Michael

saman

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Jun 20, 2009, 1:10:16 AM6/20/09
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if that was so simple to manufacture a hypothesis, then why would anyone
bother to spend 10+ years in universities to get a PhD ?

Chieftain of the Carpet Crawlers

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Jun 20, 2009, 1:57:20 AM6/20/09
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To get paid way more than your average SkyBuckTard.

saman

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Jun 20, 2009, 2:35:19 AM6/20/09
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When you got your first SkyBuckTard paycheck, bring it here for fun.

Rheilly Phoull

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Jun 20, 2009, 4:48:16 AM6/20/09
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"saman" <sam...@icq.com> wrote in message
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Geez, you blokes sure like feeding the troll :-(

Rheilly P


Chieftain of the Carpet Crawlers

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Jun 20, 2009, 11:41:37 AM6/20/09
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Note, you retarded twit, that we are talking amongst ourselves, NOT to
the retarded troll, you retarded, ALSO IS A TROLL asswipe.

Bob M

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Jun 20, 2009, 1:37:46 PM6/20/09
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Take off the tin foil hat and you won't get anymore shocks

SoothSayer

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Jun 20, 2009, 2:22:07 PM6/20/09
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No! No! Have him leave it on! Go find some high tension lines to hang
out around... barefooted... with lots of skin cream on.

Chris M. Thomasson

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Jun 21, 2009, 5:06:33 AM6/21/09
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"John Larkin" <jjla...@highNOTlandTHIStechnologyPART.com> wrote in message
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comp.hardware.pc-homebuilt/msg/aecdf5d617ca8aec

Ouch!

Chris M. Thomasson

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http://members.home.nl/hbthouppermans/DreamPCThirdBuild/DSCN1130.JPG


Wow! :^|

Bob Larter

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Jun 22, 2009, 7:45:07 AM6/22/09
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Jeez. What a fucking maroon.

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Rich Grise

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Jun 22, 2009, 7:05:36 PM6/22/09
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On Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:22:59 +0200, Skybuck Flying wrote:
>
> "Microwave could damage computer and audio electronics."
>
So don't use it. Disassemble it, use the tranny to make a spot welder,
and use the maggie magnets to stick your tools to the 'fridge. ;-p

Have Fun!
Rich

Rudolpho

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Jun 23, 2009, 1:56:32 PM6/23/09
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Skybuck Flying schreef:

8<

> So hypothesis is:
>
> "Microwave could damage computer and audio electronics."

Only if you put your computer *inside* the microwaveoven
--

Rudolpho
Carpe Diem

Skybuck Flying

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Jun 24, 2009, 11:03:09 PM6/24/09
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"Rudolpho" <a...@b.invalid> wrote in message
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> Skybuck Flying schreef:
>
> 8<
>
>> So hypothesis is:
>>
>> "Microwave could damage computer and audio electronics."
>
> Only if you put your computer *inside* the microwaveoven

Hmm interesting.

Just for kicks here is a new wacky hypothesis :):

The microwaves bounce of the kitchen walls and penetrate me and my pc
causing damage ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.


TheQuickBrownFox

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Jun 24, 2009, 11:47:06 PM6/24/09
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On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:03:09 +0200, "Skybuck Flying"
<Blood...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>The microwaves bounce of the kitchen walls and penetrate me and my pc
>causing damage ;)
>
>Bye,
> Skybuck.

If the cavity and door are not damaged, it is not leaking any
microwaves.

The likelihood is higher that your parents were exposed to something
prior to your conception.

It is in fact, almost obvious.

GO AWAY!

FatBytestard

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Jun 27, 2009, 8:38:56 PM6/27/09
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Funny.

He likely generates several thousand volts of ESD playing with the
tape.

My continuously upgraded system paradigm seems to work far better.

I use SATA optical drives, do not need card readers as these days, most
devices that use a memory storage device also carry a USB port.

My optical is BluRay AND HD DVD capable, and I have about 3 + TB of
magnetic storage on the system at present, and can boot any of several
OSes of which three are currently on the system drives.

I use a 46" and 24" over and under video configuration, however.

I find it amusing that he feels the need to have 2 SLI cards in tandem
to feed a single 19" standard 4:3 type display.

I guess mom and dad would not let him blow up the family HD display
though.

Mike Hunt

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Jun 27, 2009, 8:58:14 PM6/27/09
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No matter what nym you use, you're just a fucking scumbag!

Brian K

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Jun 28, 2009, 4:31:30 AM6/28/09
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On 6/22/2009 7:45 AM Bob Larter while holding "Agent 99", exclaimed:

> Chris M. Thomasson wrote:
>> "John Larkin" <jjla...@highNOTlandTHIStechnologyPART.com> wrote in
>> message
>> news:cmeo355jfq387eg13...@4ax.com...
>>> On Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:22:59 +0200, "Skybuck Flying"
>>> <Blood...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Hello,
>>>>
>>>> I have a microwave, I got it from my family.
>>>>
>>>> It's probably something like 600 to 700 watt...
>>>>
>>>> I notice how it produces "shocks" in the electricity supply/flow.
>>>>
>>>> The lights in the living room flicker a bit.
>>>>
>>>> So hypothesis is:
>>>>
>>>> "Microwave could damage computer and audio electronics."
>>>>
>>>
>>> No. *You* damage computers.
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comp.hardware.pc-homebuilt/msg/aecdf5d617ca8aec
>>
>>
>> Ouch!
>
> Jeez. What a fucking maroon.
>
Maroon is a color. Moron is a person who can't spell moron. i.e. The
moron insisted that the color maroon was fucking lavender.

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Brian K

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Jun 28, 2009, 4:34:05 AM6/28/09
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On 6/23/2009 1:56 PM Rudolpho while holding "Agent 99", exclaimed:

> Skybuck Flying schreef:
>
> 8<
>
>> So hypothesis is:
>>
>> "Microwave could damage computer and audio electronics."
>
> Only if you put your computer *inside* the microwaveoven
Has anybody ever heard of UPS (Uninterrupted Power Supply)?

ArarghMai...@not.at.arargh.com

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Jun 28, 2009, 4:37:36 AM6/28/09
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On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 04:31:30 -0400, Brian K
<brian1...@earthlink.net> wrote:

>On 6/22/2009 7:45 AM Bob Larter while holding "Agent 99", exclaimed:

<snip>


>> Jeez. What a fucking maroon.
>>
>Maroon is a color. Moron is a person who can't spell moron. i.e. The
>moron insisted that the color maroon was fucking lavender.

IIRC, "What a maroon." is a quote from an old Bugs Bunny cartoon.
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Rob Warnock

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Jun 28, 2009, 5:29:42 AM6/28/09
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<ArarghMai...@NOT.AT.Arargh.com> wrote:
+---------------

| Brian K <brian1...@earthlink.net> wrote:
| >Bob Larter while holding "Agent 99", exclaimed:
| >> Jeez. What a fucking maroon.
| >
| >Maroon is a color. Moron is a person who can't spell moron. i.e.
| >The moron insisted that the color maroon was fucking lavender.
|
| IIRC, "What a maroon." is a quote from an old Bugs Bunny cartoon.
+---------------

Indeed. [Caution, might be NSFW.]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=maroon
1. maroon
A term of derision often uttered by Bugs Bunny when
referring to an interaction with a dopey adversary.
It is a mispronunciation of the word "Moron".
"What a Maroon!" "Will ya get a load of this maroon"
...
7. maroon
A malapropism and favorite expression of Bugs Bunny, after
outwitting Elmer Fudd. Usually uttered by Bugs, this while
walking away and wiping his hands in satisfaction. The joke
of course is that Bugs mispronounces "moron."
Bugs: "What a maroon."


-Rob

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Spehro Pefhany

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Jun 28, 2009, 8:33:14 AM6/28/09
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On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 04:31:30 -0400, the renowned Brian K
<brian1...@earthlink.net> wrote:

>On 6/22/2009 7:45 AM Bob Larter while holding "Agent 99", exclaimed:
>> Chris M. Thomasson wrote:
>>> "John Larkin" <jjla...@highNOTlandTHIStechnologyPART.com> wrote in
>>> message
>>> news:cmeo355jfq387eg13...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:22:59 +0200, "Skybuck Flying"
>>>> <Blood...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Hello,
>>>>>
>>>>> I have a microwave, I got it from my family.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's probably something like 600 to 700 watt...
>>>>>
>>>>> I notice how it produces "shocks" in the electricity supply/flow.
>>>>>
>>>>> The lights in the living room flicker a bit.
>>>>>
>>>>> So hypothesis is:
>>>>>
>>>>> "Microwave could damage computer and audio electronics."
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> No. *You* damage computers.
>>>
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comp.hardware.pc-homebuilt/msg/aecdf5d617ca8aec
>>>
>>>
>>> Ouch!
>>
>> Jeez. What a fucking maroon.
>>
>Maroon is a color. Moron is a person who can't spell moron. i.e. The
>moron insisted that the color maroon was fucking lavender.

Maroons are people too:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maroon_(people)

But it's probably an echo of the word popularized by "Bugs Bunny" :
http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=19970731

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Michael A. Terrell

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Jun 28, 2009, 9:17:51 AM6/28/09
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Brian K wrote:
>
> On 6/23/2009 1:56 PM Rudolpho while holding "Agent 99", exclaimed:
> > Skybuck Flying schreef:
> >
> > 8<
> >
> >> So hypothesis is:
> >>
> >> "Microwave could damage computer and audio electronics."
> >
> > Only if you put your computer *inside* the microwaveoven
> Has anybody ever heard of UPS (Uninterrupted Power Supply)?


No, but I have heard of "Uninterruptible Power Supplies". In fact, I
have a couple dozen of them.


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Chieftain of the Carpet Crawlers

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Jun 28, 2009, 11:02:04 AM6/28/09
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On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 04:31:30 -0400, Brian K <brian1...@earthlink.net>
wrote:

>On 6/22/2009 7:45 AM Bob Larter while holding "Agent 99", exclaimed:
>> Chris M. Thomasson wrote:
>>> "John Larkin" <jjla...@highNOTlandTHIStechnologyPART.com> wrote in
>>> message
>>> news:cmeo355jfq387eg13...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:22:59 +0200, "Skybuck Flying"
>>>> <Blood...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Hello,
>>>>>
>>>>> I have a microwave, I got it from my family.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's probably something like 600 to 700 watt...
>>>>>
>>>>> I notice how it produces "shocks" in the electricity supply/flow.
>>>>>
>>>>> The lights in the living room flicker a bit.
>>>>>
>>>>> So hypothesis is:
>>>>>
>>>>> "Microwave could damage computer and audio electronics."
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> No. *You* damage computers.
>>>
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comp.hardware.pc-homebuilt/msg/aecdf5d617ca8aec
>>>
>>>
>>> Ouch!
>>
>> Jeez. What a fucking maroon.
>>
>Maroon is a color. Moron is a person who can't spell moron. i.e. The
>moron insisted that the color maroon was fucking lavender.


Lavender and maroon were fucking?! OMG!

Archimedes' Lever

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Jun 28, 2009, 11:04:21 AM6/28/09
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On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 04:34:05 -0400, Brian K <brian1...@earthlink.net>
wrote:

>On 6/23/2009 1:56 PM Rudolpho while holding "Agent 99", exclaimed:


>> Skybuck Flying schreef:
>>
>> 8<
>>
>>> So hypothesis is:
>>>
>>> "Microwave could damage computer and audio electronics."
>>
>> Only if you put your computer *inside* the microwaveoven
>Has anybody ever heard of UPS (Uninterrupted Power Supply)?

This idiot doesn't think that the power surges from the microwave
turning on damaged his PC, he thinks that microwave energy damaged his
PC. You see, he is a bit loopy.

No, a UPS is NOT what this dope needs.

Chieftain of the Carpet Crawlers

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Jun 28, 2009, 11:06:47 AM6/28/09
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On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 08:33:14 -0400, Spehro Pefhany
<spef...@interlogDOTyou.knowwhat> wrote:

>
>But it's probably an echo of the word popularized by "Bugs Bunny"


No shit. It then became a retarded prod made by dopes that want to
call other a troll, but think that their little prods are so
intelligently constructed that they somehow escape the defining element
of being a troll. They do not.

Eeyore

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Jun 28, 2009, 11:46:43 AM6/28/09
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TheQuickBrownFox wrote:

> On Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:22:59 +0200, "Skybuck Flying"
> <Blood...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >Hello,
>

> That's fucked up. I knew it was you as soon as I saw the title, looked
> over at the author... sure enough!

Yup same here.


> You should defeat the interlock and stick your head in there. If it
> fails (your head), you'll know... or not. :-]

Agreed. And the answer is NO anyway. There are IEC standards for this which
equipment in Europe and many other countries has to meet to be legally sold.

Graham


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Michael A. Terrell

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Jun 28, 2009, 11:53:46 AM6/28/09
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Eeyore wrote:
>
> TheQuickBrownFox wrote:
>
> > On Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:22:59 +0200, "Skybuck Flying"
> > <Blood...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > >Hello,
> >
> > That's fucked up. I knew it was you as soon as I saw the title, looked
> > over at the author... sure enough!
>
> Yup same here.
>
> > You should defeat the interlock and stick your head in there. If it
> > fails (your head), you'll know... or not. :-]
>
> Agreed. And the answer is NO anyway. There are IEC standards for this which
> equipment in Europe and many other countries has to meet to be legally sold.


Or just stick a 'CE' sticker on it, and close your doors before the
lawsuits start.

Dave Platt

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Jun 28, 2009, 12:11:21 PM6/28/09
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In article <F4-dnRdlBKL7t9rX...@earthlink.com>,
Brian K <brian1...@earthlink.net> wrote:

>> Jeez. What a fucking maroon.
>>
>Maroon is a color. Moron is a person who can't spell moron. i.e. The
>moron insisted that the color maroon was fucking lavender.

In this context, this use of "maroon" is probably a reference to Bugs
Bunny's malapropism... this is how he often referred to Elmer
Fudd, or other characters that he had just outwitted. In that
usage, "maroon" bears the connotations of being stupid *and* lacking
in common sense.

In looking it up, I was intrigued to see that there's actually a
possibly-valid historical source for the conflation between "maroon"
and "moron". According to

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=maroon

Possibly in reference to the 1925 Pottsville Maroons - even though
they had the best record in the NFL that year, they were so dumb
that they encroached on the area of another team and forfeited the
NFL championship.

"To be as stupid as a Maroon"

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TheQuickBrownFox

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Jun 28, 2009, 12:19:29 PM6/28/09
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On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 16:46:43 +0100, Eeyore
<rabbitsfriend...@notcoldmail.com> wrote:

>> You should defeat the interlock and stick your head in there. If it
>> fails (your head), you'll know... or not. :-]
>
>Agreed. And the answer is NO anyway. There are IEC standards for this which
>equipment in Europe and many other countries has to meet to be legally sold.
>
>Graham

That's what the "defeat the interlock" bit was about.

And yes, if the interlock was defeated, and you put your head in there
and was able to power up the beam emitter, you *would* do damage to your
tissues/cells. The very nature of the operation of the device defines
the cause and effect, not the IEC. If the Wattage is sufficient to cook
with, it will also cook your flesh if you stick it in there.

StickThatInYourPipeAndSmokeIt

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Jun 28, 2009, 12:21:08 PM6/28/09
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Depends on the spacing of the C and the E. If it is not right, I would
find the dock and customs inspectors that let the import into the country
to begin with culpable. That's where the law suit focus should be.

Mycelium

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Jun 28, 2009, 12:27:44 PM6/28/09
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On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 09:11:21 -0700, dpl...@radagast.org (Dave Platt)
wrote:

>In this context, this use of "maroon" is probably a reference to Bugs
>Bunny's malapropism... this is how he often referred to Elmer
>Fudd, or other characters that he had just outwitted. In that
>usage, "maroon" bears the connotations of being stupid *and* lacking
>in common sense.

Probably? You're a 'maroon' for thinking it could be anything other.

Still, those that use it are NOT intelligent. Thay are usually some
dope that thinks they are witty beyond all others and usually have a
select few that they do the nudge nudge thing with to make them feel more
important to themselves. A typical "legend in one's own mind" thing.

UltimatePatriot

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Jun 28, 2009, 12:29:07 PM6/28/09
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On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 09:11:21 -0700, dpl...@radagast.org (Dave Platt)
wrote:

>In looking it up, I was intrigued to see that there's actually a


>possibly-valid historical source for the conflation between "maroon"
>and "moron". According to
>
> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=maroon
>
> Possibly in reference to the 1925 Pottsville Maroons - even though
> they had the best record in the NFL that year, they were so dumb
> that they encroached on the area of another team and forfeited the
> NFL championship.
>
> "To be as stupid as a Maroon"

Unbelieveable. Leave it to a bunch of jocks. That's what has the
nation all fucked up too.

Eeyore

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Jun 28, 2009, 11:30:03 PM6/28/09
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"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Not unknown. Shortly after the CE marking business started I noticed that some
imprints didn't match the freely published template.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:CE_with_grid.svg
The reason is here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CE_mark#Rumor_about_confusing_CE_marks

Eeyore

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Jun 28, 2009, 11:33:55 PM6/28/09
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StickThatInYourPipeAndSmokeIt wrote:

> "Michael A. Terrell" <mike.t...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> >Eeyore wrote
> >> TheQuickBrownFox wrote:

> >> > "Skybuck Flying" <Blood...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> > That's fucked up. I knew it was you as soon as I saw the title, looked
> >> > over at the author... sure enough!
> >>
> >> Yup same here.
> >>
> >> > You should defeat the interlock and stick your head in there. If it
> >> > fails (your head), you'll know... or not. :-]
> >>
> >> Agreed. And the answer is NO anyway. There are IEC standards for this which
> >> equipment in Europe and many other countries has to meet to be legally sold.
> >
> > Or just stick a 'CE' sticker on it, and close your doors before the
> >lawsuits start.
>
> Depends on the spacing of the C and the E. If it is not right, I would
> find the dock and customs inspectors that let the import into the country
> to begin with culpable. That's where the law suit focus should be.

For once, you hit the damn nail on the head. But how is the public expected to
understand ? They don't know what CE means in the first place ( thanks to damn
politicians and clueless bureacrats ). I expect you could do the same with UL or
CUL.

Chieftain of the Carpet Crawlers

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Jun 29, 2009, 5:15:03 AM6/29/09
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On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:30:03 +0100, Eeyore
<rabbitsfriend...@notcoldmail.com> wrote:

>
>Not unknown. Shortly after the CE marking business started I noticed that some
>imprints didn't match the freely published template.


It is known about world wide. It is abused predominantly, if not
exclusively, in China.

Brian K

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On 6/28/2009 11:02 AM Chieftain of the Carpet Crawlers while holding
They begat Pee Cock Blue. ;-)

Brian K

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Jun 30, 2009, 12:56:48 AM6/30/09
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On 6/28/2009 12:29 PM UltimatePatriot while holding "Agent 99", exclaimed:
Some folks really got to stretch things by finding obscure definitions
based on slang that is no longer in vogue to prove a point. That's just
wack!

Brian K

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Jun 30, 2009, 1:05:49 AM6/30/09
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On 6/28/2009 11:04 AM Archimedes' Lever while holding "Agent 99",
exclaimed:
> On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 04:34:05 -0400, Brian K <brian1...@earthlink.net>
> wrote:
>
>
>> On 6/23/2009 1:56 PM Rudolpho while holding "Agent 99", exclaimed:
>>
>>> Skybuck Flying schreef:
>>>
>>> 8<
>>>
>>>
>>>> So hypothesis is:
>>>>
>>>> "Microwave could damage computer and audio electronics."
>>>>
>>> Only if you put your computer *inside* the microwaveoven
>>>
>> Has anybody ever heard of UPS (Uninterrupted Power Supply)?
>>
>
> This idiot doesn't think that the power surges from the microwave
> turning on damaged his PC, he thinks that microwave energy damaged his
> PC. You see, he is a bit loopy.
>
> No, a UPS is NOT what this dope needs.
>
In my understanding, a UPS levels power fluctuations as well as
providing usually 30 min of power in the event of a power failure. That
is why I mentioned it, it speaks to the OP subject line. The only way
microwave energy would damage a PC is to remove all the safeties, and
put the microwave gun in close proximity of the CPU. The resultant
molecule excitement of the CPU might raise the temperature beyond the
capacity of the heat sink and fan, thereby frying the CPU and possibly
the motherboard. Uh, wasn't this on Mythbusters? If not it sounds like
something they'd try.

Michael A. Terrell

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Brian K wrote:
>
> On 6/28/2009 12:29 PM UltimatePatriot while holding "Agent 99", exclaimed:
> > On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 09:11:21 -0700, dpl...@radagast.org (Dave Platt)
> > wrote:
> >
> >
> >> In looking it up, I was intrigued to see that there's actually a
> >> possibly-valid historical source for the conflation between "maroon"
> >> and "moron". According to
> >>
> >> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=maroon
> >>
> >> Possibly in reference to the 1925 Pottsville Maroons - even though
> >> they had the best record in the NFL that year, they were so dumb
> >> that they encroached on the area of another team and forfeited the
> >> NFL championship.
> >>
> >> "To be as stupid as a Maroon"
> >>
> >
> > Unbelieveable. Leave it to a bunch of jocks. That's what has the
> > nation all fucked up too.
> >
> Some folks really got to stretch things by finding obscure definitions
> based on slang that is no longer in vogue to prove a point. That's just
> wack!


And some see dimbulb as Elmer Fudd's dumber, little brother.

UltimatePatriot

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Jun 30, 2009, 1:17:55 AM6/30/09
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On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:56:48 -0400, Brian K <brian1...@earthlink.net>
wrote:

>On 6/28/2009 12:29 PM UltimatePatriot while holding "Agent 99", exclaimed:


>> On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 09:11:21 -0700, dpl...@radagast.org (Dave Platt)
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> In looking it up, I was intrigued to see that there's actually a
>>> possibly-valid historical source for the conflation between "maroon"
>>> and "moron". According to
>>>
>>> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=maroon
>>>
>>> Possibly in reference to the 1925 Pottsville Maroons - even though
>>> they had the best record in the NFL that year, they were so dumb
>>> that they encroached on the area of another team and forfeited the
>>> NFL championship.
>>>
>>> "To be as stupid as a Maroon"
>>>
>>
>> Unbelieveable. Leave it to a bunch of jocks. That's what has the
>> nation all fucked up too.
>>
>Some folks really got to stretch things by finding obscure definitions
>based on slang that is no longer in vogue to prove a point. That's just
>wack!


It is definitely a reference to Bugs Bunny in current circles.

The question, however, is what reference was Bugs using? Just a bit of
bending on the pronunciation, OR was Mel actually aware of the original
"Maroons"?

"Moron" came earlier (1910), so it was not from the team reference
either.

I think Mel (Bugs) was referring to the football team.

Archimedes' Lever

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Jun 30, 2009, 1:22:54 AM6/30/09
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On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:05:49 -0400, Brian K <brian1...@earthlink.net>
wrote:

>On 6/28/2009 11:04 AM Archimedes' Lever while holding "Agent 99",
>exclaimed:
>> On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 04:34:05 -0400, Brian K <brian1...@earthlink.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> On 6/23/2009 1:56 PM Rudolpho while holding "Agent 99", exclaimed:
>>>
>>>> Skybuck Flying schreef:
>>>>
>>>> 8<
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> So hypothesis is:
>>>>>
>>>>> "Microwave could damage computer and audio electronics."
>>>>>
>>>> Only if you put your computer *inside* the microwaveoven
>>>>
>>> Has anybody ever heard of UPS (Uninterrupted Power Supply)?
>>>
>>
>> This idiot doesn't think that the power surges from the microwave
>> turning on damaged his PC, he thinks that microwave energy damaged his
>> PC. You see, he is a bit loopy.
>>
>> No, a UPS is NOT what this dope needs.
>>
>In my understanding, a UPS levels power fluctuations as well as
>providing usually 30 min of power in the event of a power failure. That
>is why I mentioned it, it speaks to the OP subject line. The only way
>microwave energy would damage a PC is to remove all the safeties, and
>put the microwave gun in close proximity of the CPU.

It was a joke, dude. You have to know the history of the OP.

Skybuck Flying

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"Brian K" <brian1...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:g7idnRql_62zANTX...@earthlink.com...

> On 6/28/2009 11:04 AM Archimedes' Lever while holding "Agent 99",
> exclaimed:
>> On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 04:34:05 -0400, Brian K <brian1...@earthlink.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> On 6/23/2009 1:56 PM Rudolpho while holding "Agent 99", exclaimed:
>>>
>>>> Skybuck Flying schreef:
>>>>
>>>> 8<
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> So hypothesis is:
>>>>>
>>>>> "Microwave could damage computer and audio electronics."
>>>>>
>>>> Only if you put your computer *inside* the microwaveoven
>>>>
>>> Has anybody ever heard of UPS (Uninterrupted Power Supply)?
>>>
>>
>> This idiot doesn't think that the power surges from the microwave
>> turning on damaged his PC, he thinks that microwave energy damaged his
>> PC. You see, he is a bit loopy.
>>
>> No, a UPS is NOT what this dope needs.
>>
> In my understanding, a UPS levels power fluctuations as well as providing
> usually 30 min of power in the event of a power failure. That is why I
> mentioned it, it speaks to the OP subject line. The only way microwave
> energy would damage a PC is to remove all the safeties, and put the
> microwave gun in close proximity of the CPU. The resultant molecule
> excitement of the CPU might raise the temperature beyond the capacity of
> the heat sink and fan, thereby frying the CPU and possibly the
> motherboard. Uh, wasn't this on Mythbusters? If not it sounds like
> something they'd try.

Hmm sounds interesting !

What will/can happen if a microprocessor is placed inside a microwave ?!?

With all these little near-atomic corridors on the chip I wouldn't be
surprised if something weird or spectacular happens ?! ;)

Hmm these folks tried it on a older pentium processor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfPnr2xdLrg

It catches flames and little flashes/explosions..

I was kinda hoping to see plasma rays... like a plasma lamp... like
ghostbuster rays ! ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.


Brian K

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Jul 4, 2009, 1:36:56 AM7/4/09
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On 6/30/2009 1:17 AM UltimatePatriot while holding "Agent 99", exclaimed:
Now that's an obscure reference. As per Bugs Bunny, in the age of
Rodger Rabbit, Sponge Bob Squarepants, Cowboy Bebop, Ben 10 Alien
Force, Camp Lazlo, Courage The Cowardly Dog, and Naruto, to name a few
Bugs is so over. As previously stated: obscure and dated slang. The New
York Times style book supports moron and not maroon as the correct
spelling. Despite your efforts in stretching things to prove a point.

UltimatePatriot

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Jul 4, 2009, 3:01:10 AM7/4/09
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On Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:36:56 -0400, Brian K <brian1...@earthlink.net>
wrote:


Look, you fucking retard, the discussion is about where the usage of
the term MAROON commonly seen here in Usenet comes from.

It comes from Bugs, and when it was started being used here in Usenet,
Bugs Bunny was by no means "so over", you absolute fucking clueless
dumbfucking retard!

Nothing was being stretched, it was simply a reference to where the
folks that use it here got it from. You're an absolute fucking idiot to
mouth off about it without knowing a goddamned thing about it to begin
with.

Richard Cranium

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Jul 4, 2009, 10:23:42 AM7/4/09
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On Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:01:10 -0700, UltimatePatriot
<Ultimat...@thebestcountry.org> wrote:

<<<<<Snip>>>>>

And who would know more about the genesis of the term "maroon" than
you - the primary Usenet fuckwit! You are so over!

JosephKK

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Jul 4, 2009, 5:02:15 PM7/4/09
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On Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:36:56 -0400, Brian K
<brian1...@earthlink.net> wrote:

And you, Brian, seem lack any understanding of the concept of culture.
Do you refuse to accept that some things may have historical context
beyond your minds current wandering? In particular, Cowboy Bebop
makes references to jazz from the 1940's and law enforcement practices
and effectiveness back through the 1830's. Both Naruto and Inuyasha
reference feudal Japan.

UltimatePatriot

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Jul 4, 2009, 9:39:52 PM7/4/09
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On Sat, 04 Jul 2009 14:02:15 -0700, "JosephKK"<quiett...@yahoo.com>
wrote:


If he cannot handle Bugs and "maroon", he certainly cannot handle those
derivations.

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