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Date: Fri, Feb 24, 2012 at 7:51 PM
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From: Kumar, Arun (Financial&Risk)
Sent: Friday, February 24, 2012 7:43 AM
To: Singh, Nawark (Financial&Risk); Swamy, Akshatha (Financial&Risk); Khatoon, Almas (Financial&Risk); Bhagavat, Gurudatta S. (Financial&Risk)
Subject: How people write leave applications!

 

 

See , How people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. 

Just Read It.


The Leave Applications;)


·
 Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:


"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."




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 This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:


"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

 




·
 Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: 
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

 





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 From H.A.L. Administration Dept: 
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

 





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 Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: 
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

 





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 An incident of a leave letter: 
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

 





·
 A leave letter to the headmaster: 
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

 





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 Another leave letter written to the headmaster: 
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

 





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 Covering note: 
"I am enclosed herewith..."

 





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 Another one: 
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

 





·
 Actual letter written for application of leave: 
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

 





·
 Letter writing:- 
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

 





·
 A candidate's job application: 
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
 


Rajeeb Poudel

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