enjoy; again if read earlier

[Vivek Modak]

1.    What is the difference between Einstein and Karunanidhi?

      Einstein said that everything is relative wheras Karunanidhi
says that relative is everything


2.    Why is Bangla Desh not sending a contingent  to Olympics?

      Because anyone who can run, jump or swim, has already crossed
the border of the country


3.    Why did UPA Government  demonetise 25 paise coins?

      They could not  manage one Anna, how could they manage four annas?


4.    100 phones tapped each day per operator.

      Finally here is a government that listens to people.


5.  Vote for Baba Ramdev.

      He’ll be the PM who can help you make your ends meet. Your head
and toe, that is.


6.    Mayawati, Jayalalitha & Mamata should now form an alliance.

      They can call it Behenji-Amma-Didi. Or BAD, for short.


7.    Some days, Digvijay Singh makes no sense.

        Other days, he is silent.


8.    Why people consider alcohol to be a problem.

        Chemically speaking, it’s a solution.


9.    Title of a documentary on Kingfisher’s planes – "Saare Zameen Par".