Cheney Tirade and Final Slogan Contest Invitation

[Cynthia P.]

* Deadline for Cheney slogan entries: Noon, Saturday, July 25.
Send entries to cynthia_p...@yahoo.com
* Winner will be announced at this Sunday's weekly John Yoo
protest, 4-6 PM, John Yoo's house, 1241 Grizzly Peak, Berkeley.
* Send as many entries as you like, but make 'em good. You'll get
a chance to vote, but only if you don't enter a slogan.
* Prize for best slogan: Homemade fresh peach pie, shipped
anywhere
* Slogan may end up in/on bumper stickers, buttons, shirts,
flyers, videos, radio ads, blogs, articles, letters to editors, songs,
etc.

Tirade

What does Dick Cheney have to do before the Department of Justice will
prosecute him? Aren't any of these illegal activities Cheney directed
enough to warrant at least an investigation of him and his team of
operatives at the highest levels of government in the Department of
Justice, Department of Defense, CIA, and the White House?

* torture
* murder
* war profiteering
* lying to the nation, Congress and the United Nations about
"intelligence" proving an Iraq-Al Qaeda connection in order to
convince the United States to attack, invade and occupy Iraq
* threatening the sovereign nation of Iran
* ordering the CIA to keep one of its programs secret from
Congress
* setting secret energy policy
* destroying records of meetings and emails
* exposing the identity of a covert CIA agent
* wiretapping
* elimination of habeas corpus
* allowing the tragedy of September 11, 2001 to occur, resulting
in the deaths and injuries of thousands of people, traumatizing the
nation, and destroying our economy and civil liberties

Cheney may also be involved with the anthrax incidents, the election
irregularities of 2000 and 2004, and the deaths of a number of people
critical of his activities or with incriminating knowledge. We may get
the truth with a robust prosecution, and must convince Eric Holder
that prosecution is essential for the survival of our republic.

The CHENEY SLOGAN CONTEST

The challenge is to come up with a slogan that resonates with the vast
majority of citizens who suspect Cheney of illegal acts and want him
held accountable, and that inspires people to take action, such as to
call and email Eric Holder to ask him to order an investigation and
prosecution of Cheney and his nefarious colleagues to numerous to
list.

The slogan has to be serious but catchy, and not just humorous. It has
to encompass the guilt, lawbreaking and far-reaching criminal
activities of Cheney while suggesting a remedy.

I will ask George Lakoff to judge the entries (I'm meeting him
tomorrow night at an event). I submitted a couple of entries so I
can't judge it myself.

Entries so far:

Investigate and Prosecute Cheney

Cheney: The Brains, the Blame

Blame Cheney First

Indict Cheney First

Arrest the Dicktator

Lock the Cheney, Away for Good

Not Even Cheney is Above the Law

Holder, Prosecute Cheney

Satan Always Asks "What Would Cheney Do?"

Unmask America's Darth Vader, Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney War Criminal

Cheney in Chains: Visualize It

Prosecute Cheney, the de-VICE-or of Torture and Deception

Cheney Dares Holder: Prosecute Me

What Does Cheney Have to Do to Get Arrested Around Here?

Hang Bush and Cheney-- Not Just a Good Idea-- It's the Law!