"Beginning April 1, adults (yes they will card you and you can't pass for 17 years old
any more) who does not possess a valid annual hunting for fishing license must
purchase a $36 permit (like the old Habitat Stamp, I guess) to enter Jumbo Reservoir
or Prewitt Reservoir State Wildlife Areas in northeastern Colorado.
The annual permits are available from hunting or fishing license vendors."
Wow, talk about sticker shock! Please note that this is not per vehicle, this is
per adult human.
Now even if you say to yourself, "I don't go up there very much
anyway," consider your situation if a mega-rarity turns up at one of those places. You get the
word about the Wood Stork pecking at a Groove-billed Ani at Jumbo or the Anhinga
pestering the Wilson's Plover at Prewitt! You jump in a car
with your buddies and dash off to ............ where?
Why to Big Jim's Sushi, Bait and Tackle Shop to buy the permit you have been putting off
buying all summer! Now Big Jim's is a fun place to visit when you are hungry and not in a hurry.
Remember their slogan, "Today's Plate is Tomorrow's Bait!" But look, there's a line to get in the door. You wait while
the skilled chef rolls up some maki, and it looks so good that you think about ordering
some sashimi or a Dragon Roll, then you remember why you came. You get your "Jumbo Permit"
and flee in disgust as you see yesterday's nuri being skewered on treble hooks.
By the time to pull up to the shore of the reservoir, birders with big grins are leaving, having studied
and photographed the Yellow Rail before watching it fly off weakly into the sunset.
Dang it! Dipped again!
As I mentioned, the permits are $36.
A mega-rarity - priceless.
Please note that everything in the first paragraph is true.
I don't make everything up.
Joe Roller, Denver