eBay = ASSHOLE MAGNET???

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I've never before had to deal with such a preponderance of moronic emails,
stupid questions, ill-informed consumers, etc., as I have since I started
using eBay.
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Its no wonder that bargains are so hard to find there, there's always some
brain-dead hillbilly willing to pay more than street price for something.
And the questions! I'm not even going to get into that...
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Some people should not be allowed to breed...
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