Google Rank Cake
Client Centers Network
-6 cups thick content mix
-1 jar word of mouth, whipped
-2 tablespoons meta tags
-1 cup creativity
1) In a bowl, stir content mix with 1 cup creativity. Stir. If hard,
let sit overnight
2) Stir in meta tags.
3) Heat server to 100 degrees. In a 1024x768 pan or two 800x600 pans,
pour mix. Beat in meta tags.
4) Let bake for one year.
5) While baking, prepare word of mouth.
6) Pagerank and Linkback will start to form on cake. Spread with a
spoon of new content batter every 1-3 weeks.
7) Bake until done.
FAQS/Comments
Q. Should I buy content batter from the box or attempt to make it
myself?
A. Content batter usually tastes best homemade. Although some people
might want to get it over with and buy the mix from a box, it's all
according to your taste. I, personally, believe homemade is more rich
and adds your own personal touch.
Q. What if I'm out of creativity?
A. There are many, many people making these cakes and I'm sure they
won't mind if you took a taste for inspiration. Sometimes the batter
just needs a little beating.
Q. I have baked for a year and pagerank nor linkback will grow!
A. Is the server set to the right temperature? Did you check it
frequently? Several factors can contribute to lack of pagerank and
linkback growth. Make sure you didn't do anything to make your cake
stale.
Q. What brand of meta tags do you recommend?
A. Honestly, it doesn't matter. The generic ones are just as good as
the expensive ones. So I wouldn't worry too much about spending tons
of money on them. Actually, the best way is to make them yourself.
Q. I heard word of mouth was hard to come by. So how am I supposed to
get 1 jar!
A. Easy. Give 'em something to talk about. You'll have the whole
jar in no time.
Q. I do not have the patience to wait a whole year for Google Rank
Cake! I have money and I will buy the biggest one there is!
A. Good luck and see you at the unemployment line. Google Rank Cake
cannot be bought. Ever! While it's true you can purchase the
sprinkles which appears next to the Google Rank Cake, however you can
never purchase the cake itself.
Q. Is it okay to let my Google Rank Cake bake longer than a year?
A. Yes. In fact, the more you let it bake, the richer it will get. Just
as long as you remember to spoon on fresh content batter every so often
to prevent dryness.
Q. My friend's cake is the biggest I've seen and mine is the second
biggest. But I've used more content batter and meta tags than him!
A. Boy, I remember the day when having a cake that was one layer too
small was something to truly fuse about. You'll have your day too,
just remember to keep adding content batter and creativity.
I'd love to hear how your Google Cake Rank turned out! And remember,
it's not the size of the server that matters, but the person behind
it!
About The Author
"Ignore what other people think you like and listen to your heart,
it's your passions in life no one can rightfully criticize."
Tia is CEO of Client Centers, LLC, an internet and graphic service
business based in Florida since 2000.
She also owns and maintains NerdByte.com
Tia Scott
CEO
Client Centers, LLC
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