Jokes Leno Didn't Buy But Should Have...Frank King

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Jokes Leno Didn’t Buy But Should Have

April 18th, 2009
 

WINEHOUSE FOR KIDS

Amy Winehouse says she wants to write a children’s book. Would you really want your kid reading a children’s book by Amy Winehouse? The words “roll model” never really come to mind when thinking about Amy Winehouse. Shoot, the words “model PRISONER” don’t even come to mind when thinking about Amy Winehouse.

HEATHER MILLS

Paul McCartney’s ex-wife, Heather Mills, is going to give a speech in London on Saturday to promote meat-free meals. Apparently, she’s a vegan. I always wondered how Heather Mills ate so much and stayed so thin. I figured she had a hollow leg.

WHAT’S GEORGE BUSH DOING TODAY?

Both conservatives and liberals on the web are angry at Jay Leno for his video segment on the previous president called “What’s George Bush Doing Today?” Republicans are mad because they say the bit unfairly mocks George Bush. Democrats are ticked because they think the answer to “What’s George Bush Doing Today?” should be, “Hard Time.”

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TEXAS

I don’t get it. If Texas secedes from the Union…will the Dallas Cowboys be MEXICO’S Team?

MORE TEXAS

A lot of people say all the guns and all the violence in Mexico is due to corruption. They’re right. The Mexican police are owned by the drug cartels; and the U.S. Congress is owned by the NRA.

JESSICA
 

Jessica Simpson’s record company says they’re dropping her from their Country Music label. Today, First Lady Michelle Obama said that for the first time in her adult life, she’s proud of Country Music.

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