A Touch of Gay

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BOISE STATE

Boise State is introducing wild new skin-tight, aqua-marine football uniforms that include "randomly placed words," and "a touch of grey" in the numbers. Skin-tight, aqua-marine football uniforms? Is that a "touch of grey" or a "touch of gay?"

OBAMA

President Barack Obama has nominated a Republican as the new chairman of the National Endowment for the Humanities. Republicans all around Washington asked, "What's humanity? Never heard of it. Does it have something to do with empathy?"
 

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Judge Sonia Sotomayor is also in hot water with conservatives because she was part of a three-judge panel who unanimously upheld a lower court's decision that kept a dyslexic fireman from getting a job promotion. The guy was so mad he shouted "Erif" in a crowded theater.

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A new book is out that claims that back in 2000, Barack and Michelle Obama's marriage went through a difficult period. It was something about a stolen kiss and a stolen election.
 

NEWT

Newt Gingrich has stepped away from his comment that Judge Sonia Stomayor is a racist. Gingrich claimed he meant to say that he is a racist... I mean an adulterer... I mean a disgusting hypocrite...

N.K.

The world is reacting in shock to the news that North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has named his heavy-drinking youngest son, Kim Jong Un, as his successor. Everyone would have preferred his least crazy son, Kim Jogging-Nude.

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Experts on North Korea say the choice for Kim Jong-il's successor boiled down to the youngest son, Kim Jong Un, and the second youngest, Kim Jong Chol. However, the analysts say Kim Jong Chol lost out because he was considered too effeminate. "Tell me about it," said Adam Lambert.
 

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I know what you're thinking. How could Kim Jong Chol look any more effeminate than Kim Jong-il himself? That guy makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.

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Two American reporters who work for Al Gore's cable network, "Current," have gone on trial in North Korea. Apparently they were charged with not saying enough good things about Barack Obama.
 

NBC

NBC's Brian Williams anchored his Tuesday night newscast from the East Room of the White House--where President and First Lady John and Abigail Adams used to hang their laundry to dry....and where their cousin, Samuel Adams, used to hang his hops to dry.

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It's true. President John Adams used to hang his laundry in the East Room of the White House. Of course, Bill Clinton used to air his dirty laundry under the desk of the Oval Office.

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