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Ken Board
Jan 9, 2024, 9:57:57 AM1/9/24
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Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He is from India and is very concerned about my car warranty.
I choked on a carrot this morning, and all I could think of was, "I'll bet a doughnut wouldn't have done this to me."
It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person.
Sorry that I'm late. I got here as soon as I wanted to!
It turns out that when asked who your favorite child is, you're supposed to pick out one of your own. I know that now.
It's fine to eat a test grape in the produce section, but you take one bite of rotisserie chicken and it's all, "Sir, you need to leave!"
I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's seven years in a row now.
If you drop something when you were younger, you just picked it up. When you're older and you drop something, you stare at it for just a bit contemplating if you actually need it anymore.
I like to make lists. I also like to leave them laying on the kitchen counter, and then guess what's on the list when I am at the store.
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that?
Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He is from India and is very concerned about my car warranty.
I choked on a carrot this morning, and all I could think of was, "I'll bet a doughnut wouldn't have done this to me."
It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person.
Sorry that I'm late. I got here as soon as I wanted to!
It turns out that when asked who your favorite child is, you're supposed to pick out one of your own. I know that now.
It's fine to eat a test grape in the produce section, but you take one bite of rotisserie chicken and it's all, "Sir, you need to leave!"
I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's seven years in a row now.
If you drop something when you were younger, you just picked it up. When you're older and you drop something, you stare at it for just a bit contemplating if you actually need it anymore.
I like to make lists. I also like to leave them laying on the kitchen counter, and then guess what's on the list when I am at the store.
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that?
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