Leap Day

[Ken Board]

LEAP DAY GROANERS

What do athletes wear on Leap Day? Jumpsuits.

Where do most people eat on Leap Day? IHOP.

What do kids play on Leap Day? Hop-scotch.

What do you tell a hitchhiker on Leap Day? Hop in.

What does a lawyer do on Leap Day? Jump to conclusions.

What does a butterfly do on Leap Day? Jump out of his own skin.

How do you know it's almost Leap Day? When it is only a hop, skip and a jump away.

What does a captain do on Leap Day? Jump ship.

What did the pastor say to all the sinners on February 29th? Take a leap of faith.

I wasn't going to celebrate Leap Day, but I decided to jump on the bandwagon.

Ken Board

Missionary to Japan