What Club?

[Ken Board]

A young man and a pastor are playing a round of golf together. At a short par 3, the pastor asks the young man, "What club are you going to use on this hole?”

The young man says, "An 8-iron, reverend. How about you?”

The pastor says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray.”

The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green.

The pastor tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.

The young man says, "I don't know about you, pastor, but in my church, when we pray, we keep our head down.”

Ken Board

Missionary to Japan