How the Fight started - Hilarious - I had a great laugh
KETAN MEHTA
Ketan (mamoo)
Subject: ...And then, the fight started.
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was
flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and
said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying,
"Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made
my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into
the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and
proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The
wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the
garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the
weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and
slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back,
now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The
weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe
my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were
alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo
stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well
I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and
shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY !!!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which
one are you?"
And then the fight started.....
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to
250 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I
take her someplace expensive...
so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office
to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my
driver's license
to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized
I had left my
wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very
sorry, but I would have
to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my
shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That
silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and
she processed my Social Security application When I
got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience
at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You
might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high
school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady
swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I
understand she took to drinking right after we split
up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person
could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some
reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom
mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her
husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near
perfect.'
And then the fight started.....