I hung it on my patio and
Filled it lovingly with seed...
It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder.
Within a week we had hundreds
of birds taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and
But then the birds started
building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue..
the chairs, the table ...
Then some of the birds turned mean.
They would dive bomb me and try to
peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own pocket.
They sat on the feeder and
all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it
After a while, I couldn't even
So I took down the bird feeder
and in three days the birds were gone.
I cleaned up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built
Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be .. quiet, serene
and no one demanding their
free food, subsidised housing,
free medical care, and free
education and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic
Then the illegals came by
our taxes went up to pay for the
small flats are housing 5 or
you have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by a doctor in an emergency surgery
because it is filled with illegal non tax payers;
your child's year 12 class is
behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak
Corn Flakes now come in a
'press one' to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other
than 'The Union Jack' are
in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.
it's time for the government
to take down the damn bird feeder.
If you agree, pass it on; if not,
continue cleaning up the shit!
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