Eurekha Eurekha-UID is here?

[Somasekhar V K -- GRAHAK SHAKTI]

Col Mathew,

It seems UAE has a UID Card!! Look this is what happens?


Somasekhar V K
Managing Trustee: Grahak Shakti

An Expat calling Pizza Hut in Dubai

Operator: ` Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your...`

Customer: `Salam Ale koum, can I order..`

Operator: `Can I have your UAE identity card number please, Sir?`

Customer: ` It`s eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610`

Operator: `OK... you`re... Mr Waleed from Syria and you`re calling from Flat #402, Al Maskaan Building, Bur Dubai. Your home number is 04-3661231 04-3661231, your office number is 04-8852302 04-8852302 & your mobile number is 050-2665667 050-2665667. Where has the delivery to take place Sir?`

Customer: ` Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator: ` We are connected to the system Sir`

Customer: `May I order your Seafood Pizza...`

Operator : `That`s not a good idea Sir`

Customer: `How come?`

Operator :`According to our medical records - you went for your check up last week to Welcare Hospital & you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir`

Customer:`What? ... What do you recommend then?`

Operator :`Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You`ll like it`

Customer:`How do you know for sure?`

Operator :`You borrowed a book entitled `Popular Hokkien Dishes` from the National Library in Deira, last week Sir`

Customer:`OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?`

Operator :`That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Dirham 112.00`

Customer: `Can I pay by credit card?`

Operator :`I`m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your First Gulf credit card is over the limit and you owe Citibank Credit card another Dirham 3,720.55 since October. That`s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan to NBD, Sir.`

Customer: `I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives`

Operator :`You can`t Sir. Based on the records, you`ve reached your daily limit on HSBC ATM withdrawal for today`

Customer: `Never mind just send the pizzas, I`ll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?`

Operator : `About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can`t wait you can always come and collect it on your Honda Civic...`

Customer: `What!`

Operator :`According to the details in system ,your Honda Civic`s Registration ie Malkia is expiring in 23 days & your Gargash Insurance has already got expired last week.....

Customer:`?? ??`

Operator :`Is there anything else Sir?`

Customer: `Nothing... by the way... aren`t you giving me those 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?`

Operator : `We normally would Sir, but based on your records you`re also diabetic.... ... `

Customer:#$$ ^%&$@$% ^ tm kiere.....abe ytga...npiye! !!!!!!...... ......... .

Operator :`Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 2008 on Dubai Hatta Road, when you wrongly overtook the BMW & you were convicted of using abusive language also on the policeman... ?`

Customer (fainted)

Operator: hello hello, are you still there....